This man eats crazy pebbles for breakfast and insanity flakes for lunch (40 Photos)

No word yet on what he eats for dinner, but I’m guessing it’s off the chain. This is a 25-year-old daredevil from Kyiv, Ukraine.

The Ukraine is not weak!!!

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  • IrishInNJ

    His life expectancy as a Russian is about 28 anyway so might as well have fun. Wait, maybe that's why it's only 28…

    • laboteilla

      he's ukrainian.

      • IrishInNJ

        OK. Because they are fundamentally different countries and weren't one in the same up until 20 years ago…my apologies.

        • banananah

          your nickname suggests me you're English.

        • Igor

          Actually Ukraine is and was an independent country for as long as it existed. Also, it was one with Russia and about 14 or so other countries that formed the Soviet Union, which I'm pretty sure is what your refereeing to by saying that they were the same country 20 years ago.

          • Dr. Frankenstein

            They were part of the same country 20 years ago until they declared their independence on August 24th 1991. That's what IrishInNJ is referring to.

      • Guestman

        Well, in a few months he'll be a red blotch on the ground.

    • DaddyD

      He's not Russian. He's Ukrainian.

      • Jonathan

        To Americans, no discernible difference.

        • Yoselahonda

          There should be. Russians starved 10 million Ukrainians to death in the 50's. If you want to get your ass kicked, call a Ukrainian a Russian to their face. Same with Polish, Czech…name your former eastern bloc country.

          • Sauk

            Not all Czechs get mad. Im Czech and I dont get mad when people think I am Russian. I actually think its kinda funny and remember that alot of people call Hispanic people Mexican even though some were actually born in Peru, El Salvador, Nicaragua, etc.

          • Mike A

            I have 2 Ukrainian friends and we call them Russians non stop. They dont care. Only pretentious assholes like you would care. They are not pretentious asshole and hence we are friends.

  • Verbal_Kint

    I got seriously queazy looking at these…

    • Twilightsucks

      My balls shriveled with each pic.

    • HaAAAAAA!

      Some of the things he's hanging on to are not meant to hold the kind of load he puts on them; take pictures when he falls, when he's falling and when he has completed falling, I need a good laugh.

    • Woody

      felt like the floor was falling out from under me….me ascared of heights…

    • whoa

      my palms are literally sweaty after lookin at this crazy fuk.

    • NorCal420

      scary shit!

    • Balls of steal

      Y'all are a bunch of pussies. Oddity that shit in a heart beat. You only get one life. Live it up. Oh and KCCO while doing it.

      • Balls of steel

        I'd do that shit. Sorry for typo. Fucking iPhone auto correct.

    • velvethammer

      keyser sőze!

  • Moefatty

    These are always good until the last one.

  • Daniel Tosh

    crazy mother fucker.

    • acupofjoe

      named Gusto.

    • chesterdrawers

      Have you called your real father, Bill Nye yet?…

    • Ih8U

      Or.. Just plan fucken dumb!!

  • Dan

    dude that gallery was hard to look at

  • Notknowing

    Yikes. Look out below!

  • MylesofStyles

    PCP. There is no other viable explanation.

    • Benjamin

      I personally blame radiation from Chernobyl.

  • Wiley

    Nearly pissed myself just looking at these.

  • Jangles

    When he falls to his death people will be surprised and ask what could they have done to prevent it… Darwinism

    • Izzy

      mmm not really. Hes being really flagrant about it so when he falls to his death there isnt going to be much speculation.

  • 29er

    You know that feeling in the pit of your stomach that you get when you are really high and feel like you are about to fall…yeah, I had that the whole time.

    • TGA

      My balls tingle when i get that feeling ^^

      • 29er

        haha…me too. I thought I was the only one.

  • Oltimey

    and after all that trouble; McDonalds was closed by the time he got there.

  • shamshe

    Peeezdets!

    • Водка

      пиздец

  • MOAR

    Get a playstation or something.

  • Jman

    Ukraine may not be weak, but damn they sure are stupid!! I don't think we have to worry about them polluting any gene pools with idiocracy like this.

    • IDIOCY

      I believe the word you intended to use was "idiocy" not "idiocracy" Who is the idiot now?

      • Oblivious

        Pretty sure he was referring to the 2006 movie, Idiocracy.

        • Meh

          No, I'm pretty sure he just used the wrong word…because he's an idiot and doesn't know the difference between idiocy and idiocracy. There aren't any contextual clues from his post to indicate that the intent was to make a reference to that terrible movie…

          IDIOCRACY
          Id`i*oc"ra*cy, n.; pl. Idiocrasies. [Idio- + Gr. ? a mixture, fr. ? to mix: cf. F. idiocrasie.] Peculiarity of constitution; that temperament, or state of constitution, which is peculiar to a person; idiosyncrasy.

          IDIOCY
          noun, plural id·i·o·cies.
          1. utterly senseless or foolish behavior; a stupid or foolish act, statement, etc.
          2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) the state of being an idiot.

  • budock14

    my heart is racing just going through the pictures. Good for him for doing what he loves

  • Josh

    Hate to say it, but i'm afraid Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest will catch up to this fella at some point. In the meantime, I hope he gets the adrenaline rush he pursues and the undercarriage girth he desires!

    • Yoselahonda

      Gravity will get to him first. I think laws have physical priority over theories.

  • jim thorton

    my hand got sweaty looking at these and it slipped off my mouse. Good thing I don't do what this guy does.

  • misschris

    Probably the only time a mother would rather her son come inside and play video games.

  • Average_Joe123

    …meanwhile in russia…

    • DaddyD

      *Ukraine

  • Tyler

    Where's Darwin when you need him?

  • Jack_LeMac

    #8 Gave me some vertigo

  • dave

    #3….find her!

    • Iso

      Finding her is easy – getting to her is the hard part.

  • sancho

    my balls hurt

  • Chris

    I bet he is Russian

    • Smashy

      He ukrainian, read the title you twatwaffle

  • nope

    why. WHYYYYY.

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