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Your product’s name hasn’t sold me yet, but I’m warming up to it (30 Photos)

September 10, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Category: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Lolasaurus

Douche bag

Guesty McGuest

#8 and #9 should be a package deal.

ThatGuy

Why?

Jed

George Michael.
BOOBS

Urinal / Golden Shower

Amber

So, by that logic, Golden Shower = Gaytime

Interesting conjecture, yet, R. Kelly.

NebraskaGuy

#21 I see nothing wrong here

Anomanom

Exactly what it says on the tin.
Underbaker

I'd buy it, wouldn't mind sucking on a #30 also.

http://twitter.com/keepcalmchiveon @keepcalmchiveon

#21 Seems legit…

eww

100% recycled…awesome i'll wipe my ass with some one else's shit?

Coop

#9 ha it certainly is hard to have a gay time alone!

LonelyChiver

If your alone with your cock in your hand is it gay???

One of the best ice creams ever made BTW

tv_paul

#12#28 Have you two met?
Gun_guy

#8
Yeah, cause that's what I want to drink…

hehaha

are you bear grills?

Ballsy Llama

Ha! No posts of first!….wait
Cracka_ass_cracka

#11 Old school fleshlight

Gun_guy

Always wondered if that would work, never did try it.

MylesofStyles

I HEARD that it works best with warm lube. *cough*

Underbaker

They didn't hold up well to a vigorous workout…… So I've been told….

Armed Ann Dangerous

You could have changed up the flow from Izismile before you posted this. Just sayin'. Bizarrely Named Products Part 2.

Please

Suck my pee pee.

CowboyChiver

#30 Seems worth a try…

shinystuffrocks

Wouldnt be funny if it wasn't a "squeezeable" product. "Everyone wants to squeeze some boobee!!" would be a great ad line.

Tblack

#21 being sold to taco bells across the nation.. making billions !!!
misschris

#6 Does this smell like chloroform to you?

oh man

hahaha who wants to smell like Lewis eh?
Master_Rahl

the aroma of a coma…. will knock you out

chicago

I really-really don't want to know what 'super black love' smells like, maybe xxx though.

FarknChiveon

#7 So good once it hits your lips!
Canucks_Rule

#13 – sounds asian. lol.

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MylesofStyles

Do you know this because there are more Asians in British Columbia than in Asia?

Canucks_Rule

we call it hongcouver for a reason. lol.

Notknowing

You could most likely find it in Richmond.

Ned_Z

#17
I want some crack sticks!

Gsuss

Strangely addictive

Jordan

So intrigued by #16….

Chaz

Its legit. Sold as a "dietary supplement". Apparently explosive diarrhea helps you lose weight.
Anomanom

It's tea for relieving constipation.

Joe

Yep – you can get a similar product here in the States under the name "Smooth Move" – http://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/smoothmove/

Bones

Looks exactly as advertised. haha
flibble

We have a similar thing at our local chinese supermarket. it's called "Bowels Relaxing Tea". I got my uncle that and a pretty china teacup for christmas lol.

steve

#21 jus tellin it like it is
socalmarti

#2 Pan Bimbo, Wonderbread in Mexico.

Master_Rahl

and Colon Blow… or is that the bargain brand version?

socalmarti

Colon is a last name as in Hector Colon. But naming a drain cleaner Colon Blow IS quite funny!

chesterdrawers

#30 I like me some boo bee…
Yuh

#16

What…
sg136

#1 says Special Barf Soup ,,,,last time i checked detergent was a soap just saying

http://www.facebook.com/bob.johnson.908347 Bob Johnson

noticed that too….it's a double fail

Gman

I've actually used #23. It's great for keeping a full face motorcycle helmet from fogging.

CowboyChiver

Agreed. Best anti-fog on the market for mx and ski goggles.

trixi

Would I have to use #1 to clean up #15?
Herpa derpa

Most of these are poor translations but #9 Golden Gaytimes are a real Australian product!!!

Loki

They are also awesome. One of the most popular ice creams in Aus.
emu90

easily the best ice cream out there.. provided you grab a crunchy one!
whatareya

it's been around since before "gay" meant anything except happy. Being Australian, the manufacturer decided "wtf, might as well keep the name and make the most of it".

I agree they taste awesome, but Paddle Pops still rule.
hi_steaks

They're an oicon!

hi_steaks

Right up there with Coon cheese, actually. God bless our cousins across the tassie for being crap at sport but most excellent at intentional tongue in cheek (sadly no pun intended) discrimination

ange

chur bru

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