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Your product’s name hasn’t sold me yet, but I’m warming up to it (30 Photos)

September 10, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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Category: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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  • guest

    first

    • Lolasaurus

      Douche bag

  • Guesty McGuest

    #8 and #9 should be a package deal.

    • ThatGuy

      Why?

      • Jed

        George Michael.

      • BOOBS

        Urinal / Golden Shower

        • Amber

          So, by that logic, Golden Shower = Gaytime

          Interesting conjecture, yet, R. Kelly.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #21 I see nothing wrong here

    • Anomanom

      Exactly what it says on the tin.

    • Underbaker

      I'd buy it, wouldn't mind sucking on a #30 also.

  • http://twitter.com/keepcalmchiveon @keepcalmchiveon

    #21 Seems legit…

    • eww

      100% recycled…awesome i'll wipe my ass with some one else's shit?

  • Coop

    #9 ha it certainly is hard to have a gay time alone!

    • LonelyChiver

      If your alone with your cock in your hand is it gay???

      One of the best ice creams ever made BTW

  • tv_paul

    #12#28 Have you two met?

  • Gun_guy

    #8
    Yeah, cause that's what I want to drink…

    • hehaha

      are you bear grills?

  • Ballsy Llama

    Ha! No posts of first!….wait

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #11 Old school fleshlight

    • Gun_guy

      Always wondered if that would work, never did try it.

      • MylesofStyles

        I HEARD that it works best with warm lube. *cough*

        • Underbaker

          They didn't hold up well to a vigorous workout…… So I've been told….

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    You could have changed up the flow from Izismile before you posted this. Just sayin'. Bizarrely Named Products Part 2.

    • Please

      Suck my pee pee.

  • CowboyChiver

    #30 Seems worth a try…

    • shinystuffrocks

      Wouldnt be funny if it wasn't a "squeezeable" product. "Everyone wants to squeeze some boobee!!" would be a great ad line.

  • Tblack

    #21 being sold to taco bells across the nation.. making billions !!!

  • misschris

    #6 Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    • oh man

      hahaha who wants to smell like Lewis eh?

    • Master_Rahl

      the aroma of a coma…. will knock you out

      • chicago

        I really-really don't want to know what 'super black love' smells like, maybe xxx though.

  • FarknChiveon

    #7 So good once it hits your lips!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #13 – sounds asian. lol.

    chiver or chivette from bc?? join the twitter group that's for you!! –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

    • MylesofStyles

      Do you know this because there are more Asians in British Columbia than in Asia?

      • Canucks_Rule

        we call it hongcouver for a reason. lol.

    • Notknowing

      You could most likely find it in Richmond.

  • Ned_Z

    #17
    I want some crack sticks!

    • Gsuss

      Strangely addictive

  • Jordan

    So intrigued by #16….

    • Chaz

      Its legit. Sold as a "dietary supplement". Apparently explosive diarrhea helps you lose weight.

    • Anomanom

      It's tea for relieving constipation.

      • Joe

        Yep – you can get a similar product here in the States under the name "Smooth Move" – http://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/smoothmove/

    • Bones

      Looks exactly as advertised. haha

    • flibble

      We have a similar thing at our local chinese supermarket. it's called "Bowels Relaxing Tea". I got my uncle that and a pretty china teacup for christmas lol.

  • steve

    #21 jus tellin it like it is

  • socalmarti

    #2 Pan Bimbo, Wonderbread in Mexico.

    • Master_Rahl

      and Colon Blow… or is that the bargain brand version?

      • socalmarti

        Colon is a last name as in Hector Colon. But naming a drain cleaner Colon Blow IS quite funny! :D

  • chesterdrawers

    #30 I like me some boo bee…

  • Yuh

    #16

    What…

  • sg136

    #1 says Special Barf Soup ,,,,last time i checked detergent was a soap just saying

    • http://www.facebook.com/bob.johnson.908347 Bob Johnson

      noticed that too….it's a double fail

  • Gman

    I've actually used #23. It's great for keeping a full face motorcycle helmet from fogging.

    • CowboyChiver

      Agreed. Best anti-fog on the market for mx and ski goggles.

  • trixi

    Would I have to use #1 to clean up #15?

  • Herpa derpa

    Most of these are poor translations but #9 Golden Gaytimes are a real Australian product!!!

    • Loki

      They are also awesome. One of the most popular ice creams in Aus.

    • emu90

      easily the best ice cream out there.. provided you grab a crunchy one!

    • whatareya

      it's been around since before "gay" meant anything except happy. Being Australian, the manufacturer decided "wtf, might as well keep the name and make the most of it".

      I agree they taste awesome, but Paddle Pops still rule.

    • hi_steaks

      They're an oicon!

      • hi_steaks

        Right up there with Coon cheese, actually. God bless our cousins across the tassie for being crap at sport but most excellent at intentional tongue in cheek (sadly no pun intended) discrimination

        • ange

          chur bru

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