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September 11, 2012 |
In: Funny, Oh Shit, Random
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Category: Funny, Oh Shit, Random
Ahhh… Just one of life's guilty pleasures B)
#16 So damn funny.
#9 I feel ya bro.
ahhh family values, porn-style.
It gets worse … I look at MILF porn and think, "damn! She could be my daughter!"
#25 True story
#12 Blind jokes never get old…
pretty dark humor though…
Didn't see that coming
I don't see what's so funny about them
#14 Guess it was just Tired of life.
ba dum tiss.
May be it was just too worn out from getting ridden on for so long…
Spare me. Maybe if just once in his lifetime he was mounted properly he still be out there cruisin' around.
Hey, don't get at me on this! I didn't choose what rotation he was on…
Sorry about that, I'm not having a good year.
Perhaps you should retire?
It's alright man, we all lose our traction every once in a while…
wheel have to figure out something better for him
I just hope this wasn't some terrible auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.
This tread represents everything that is good about the chive.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRIVE OFF COURSE?!!!!
I hear he was depressed from premature balding
I heard he couldn't handle the pressure anymore
his girlfriend brokeup with him. he didn't…..rubbher…..the right way
(i dont have to f@#$%ng impress you guys)
so, she couldn't handle his skidmarks? Thats flat man.
He was just "FLAT" out of any other options
It was just "FLAT" out of any other options.
NO RANDY!!!! -.-
Yeah, I can almost feel the nuns from my old elementary school slapping me with a ruler just by laughing at this picture.
Or, you know, the flames of hell or something.
Where are all the Mohammad depictions?
#4 In the eighth grade because she is 12 years old or is she retarded?
…..Or is he leaving for college because he is 12 years old and asian?
when he said he was going to Penn State, he meant the prison
R. Kelly just went from six to midnight.
Give this man an award for this comment. lmao!
haha a trip to The Chive offices would be pretty super!
#5 Mind BLOWN! I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!
Unfortunately this wasn't taken from Mars http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/20…
Laughed my ass off at all of them! Especially #29
I have seen that poor goose in person, his owners are douches.
#16 is the derpy derp of this post
#5 – Awesome.<img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" />
This pic needs more thumbs up!
#13 This made me laugh but I can't remember why?
The awesome thing about having Alzheimer's Disease is you get to meet new people every day…
next time, forget to comment.
#33 laughed a little to hard
seems like that could take an LP
I feel like an a55hole for how much i laughed at that one. : / Chive made me feel bad about myself LOL
Me too! Thanks Chive. :'D
Take note hot chicks that are putting in ear plugs. This is what you will look like.
#2 So creepy…
#20 It’s scratchy. But it’s a niiiiice scratchy.
1. Pick up Velcro gloves and belt.
2. When they go to the watering hole, grab them and push them toward the water.
3. They will push back trying to avoid the water.
#29 – Benjamin Button got pregnant?
Story of my fucking life.
You have to buy a small basket to put #30 in
best directions for use EVER! "put the fucking lotion in the basket"
I'd fuck me…
OMG that was a good comment! Thank yoU!
#1 Duly noted
Is this from the department of redundant departments department?
I'm going to hell for laughing at all of these. At least hell will be full of people with a sense of humor.
Not funny at all
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