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September 11, 2012 |
In: Celebrity, Random
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MMMMMEEERRICA IS RON SWANSON
Parks and Recreation is unwatchable. 30 minutes of humorless crap for the possibility of a Swanson 1 liner? Pass.
#24 Is anyone else surprised this isn't a chive shirt?
it was, it needs to come back
I believe NBC put a stop to it?
I'm wearing mine right now. Ordered it last year just in time for my birthday at an all-you-can-eat meat restaurant.
I got mine for free. Chive screwed up and sent me the wrong one when I ordered my wolverabe. They told me to keep it and sent Abe out the next day. The chive people are the best.
They should secretly send out the ones they cant sell due to whatever reason they aren't selling them..with every chive shirt
I MUST find that shirt!!!
Now THAT'S a role model.
#4 The man's man
This is a good one but my favorite quote is "You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have"
#22 I agree
#7 seriously I want all your bacon right now
This is me in a nutshell….
Change that to Red-Heads and i am totally on board
Change that to 'Women in general' and that's me…
You're GODDAMNED right! #4
LOL @ #21.<img src="http://s01.flagcounter.com/count/7uR/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" /><img src="http://s11.flagcounter.com/count/Ry4/bg=FFFFFF/txt=FFFFFF/border=FFFFFF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/" alt="." width="1" border="0" />
#24 I think we need more Ron Swanson T-shirts!!
I bet she has a penis.
She does look like one of those Thai lady boys.
#24 Is it just me, or is her vagina askew?
duck tape to hold the cracked mirror together…
It looks like some strip of metal. What it goes to, I have no idea.
Those panties do look a little left of center…
Yep, it's a penis.
There's a strip of duct tape running vertical in-between her legs.
#25 I have the weirdest boner right now after #24 …
probably because there is a good possibility 24 is a guy
Never – NEVER – was that dumb line used more appropriately! All of the bacon goes to you, Sir!
is it just me or he looks like ned flanders?
If he had a ballsack?
It's just you, but it's understandable considering your eyes are caked shut from the gangbang you took last night.
well that seemed unnecessary.
Ron is my role model and bring back the shirt
Best. Post. Ever.
Ron Swanson Shirts!!!! NOW!!!!
Awesome – thanks!!! Ron is the man!
This was a waste of my time. #24 made it better but not by much. Stupidest gallery ever
Do you dislike bacon and Li'l sebastian too?
Bring back “American Badass”!!!
THIS is EXACTLY what I've been trying to tell people, but put so much better.
It is a funny comment, but the problem lies when that same person gets pissed off they are having a heart attack, required constant medical attention (raising the cost of healthcare for everybody – and yes, even if they have the money to pay for it, it does raise the overall cost for everybody – look it up), and then sue restaurants for not telling them the food will make them fat.
If people really did just eat bad food and accept the consequences, it would be great. However people eat bad food and then expect the world to cater to them because of their failing health.
Ever since that episode I've been wanting to go into a restaurant and order a #4.
#9 wish more people thought this way.
I got ridiculously excited as I thought the American Badass was returning… still a kick-ass post!
#15 Hahaha xD
I need the gif when he is drunk with the little hat on
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