What a….cute..couple you make (35 Photos)

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  • jdfish2279

    Shop Smart, Shop S Mart.

    • Shiguy

      Awesome reference!

    • dragon2777

      YOU GOT THAT!! best movie ever

      • tv_paul

        I wonder if she likes to touch his boom stick.

        • rlevitz

          She did. He has long since killed her…. American Psycho style..

          • bob

            First you want to kill me, and now you want to kiss me??? blow.

            • JamesFinity

              Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up!

    • HOOK

      #15 I bet she likes cock too.

  • suck me dry

    take it to the base

    • HOOK

      I take it to the cock.

  • temujin1234
    • Unfkngblvbl

      Agreed, he just happens to look like a douche in camo.

      • Steph

        Who does? I can't see anyone in this picture.

  • Ferngully

    You can see the fear in the eyes of the cat on #21

    • Whoopi_G

      Mark Ryden and his wife. Both great artists.

    • Thoridin58

      Guy reminds me of the Gestapo Officer in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • Livin' Legend

    #7 Probably the most hilarious thing I'll see today.

    • Bruce

      And last week. And the week before that, and 2 weeks before that.

    • sam

      dear lord please let this be photoshopped.

    • omg

      Mom and her cheesypoofs basement dwelling son!

  • Nick

    Wow that got weird quick.

    • Ohh

      Yeah buddy

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I don't always WTF, but when I do, it's because of #16

    • Shant1k

      wash my eyes with soap

      • HOOK

        And a huge cock.

    • Matt

      and you see this pairing often…mousy little d-bag and a huge fatty

    • BDG

      She slaps him around till he starts convulsing,then uses his body for a dildo!!!

    • MikeOverHere

      Her pussy is eating her jean shorts.

  • doozler

    #29 I can't wait until these guys are like 35, look back and go WTF.

    • Danny

      Or look exactly the same.

      • Truth

        I hate everyone in this picture. Those chicks deserve every bit of discomfort that comes along with dating douchebags like that.

    • HatBomb

      Ooompa loompa, doopity dooh!

    • Hola

      Once you get to that point I don't think you ever realize how much of a douche you are.

    • doozler

      True, once a douche, always a douche.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      kill them with fire

      • Rex Hondo

        It looks like somebody already tried…

  • sapphicosorus

    #15 This can't end well.

    • Max

      Agreed. For her for obvious reasons and for him if he's that damn big and only packing a water pistol!

    • Brian

      Sit 'n' Spin

      • socket2me


    • wthomas11

      That's the boxer nikolai valuev

    • Spelling Police

      Nikolai Valuev

    • MjD

      What is scary, look on the floor at all the toys. There are children involved.

    • Edward

      Do you know why they call him "Shorty"?

  • i wonder

    #33 people say money cant buy you happiness…. dude looks pretty happy, just sayin.

    • RobboJohn

      He is doing it right

  • Notknowing

    Scary to think these people exsist in our society.

    #24 WTF!!!!!!! Miss Piggy?

    • Melissa

      Is that person real? What is wrong with her face?o.0

    • laboteilla

      I don't find it scary… thank god everybody is not exactly like me. or you

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Ithink it's safe to say no one actually has green skin, so there's a bit more to this than meets the eye

  • ChivetteKellie

    I puked in my mouth a little.

    • Josh

      Sorry but #26 is fucking cute. I'll take that chick any day.

  • chicago

    #26 casual sex
    #14 laughed so loud from that uni. fuckin' hilarious. hope it's fake.

    • Jakemo

      #26 that was my thought too. "Tantra skill has leveled up!"

      • chicago

        she doesn't want to hear his moaning either

  • Rollee

    The scary part is that some, if not all of these people may actually breed!

  • Rusty

    Even camouflage can't hide all that douche.

    • rlevitz

      I think the girl actually has potential… one she gets the cock of douche out of here..

      • Jeff

        I was thinking the same thing, get here away from him and out of Mississippi you may have something there!

    • Truth

      DOUCHEBAG for sure!

  • Matt C

    #2: Aww; they really are a cute couple. They look like fun people.

    • Guse

      And let's be honest: a groom's cake that's actually a giant freakin cheeseburger is pretty cool. Then again, mine was Simpsons-themed….

      • _DoC_

        Sadly, it's a lot healthier than a cake too.

  • Needing a Trollop

    #21 She has potential

    • Guse

      I thought she was cute, too. Or would be if she smiled.

  • LuvsHorror

    #25 I think he's going to have his first…

    • Blerg

      You're assuming she's pregnant.

  • tv_paul

    #26 Cyber Sex: the next generation.

  • ChiveNOOB

    #29 I want them to die

  • Versari

    #14 That….Unibrow…..

  • Larry

    As a therapist I think two things: 1. Holy Shit. 2. Job Security.

  • LuvsHorror

    #29 Hahahahahahahahaha

    • https://www.facebook.com/dakotart24 Edouard Gionest

      dammm douchbags

    • rlevitz

      These people need friends.. just to tell them "Dude… you look fucking ridiculous!!"

    • Master_Rahl

      oompah loompah…

  • ColorForDAYS

    #7 #8 #14 = things you can't unsee

  • Smithers25

    #10 the legendary redneck guido exists! I thought it was only myth

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