Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • elliott

    Always helps get me through hump day

  • Hook

    #4, wow would I like to bust that Maidenhead.

    • peanut3603

      She is smoking hot… I want one.

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      Check her ID

      • pedobear

        Yea, get her street address…

    • Buster

      Do any of you 'Thumb downers' know what the term means?? I have my doubts about you Sheeple.

    • malibooty

      She wins the DAR

    • Analyst

      Meh… looks photoshopped

    • let us back in

      … While listening to Iron maidenhead…

    • pee pee mcgee

      Did you ever get over wanting all that c. O. C. K. ?

      • HOOK

        Nope…still love the cock.

        • HOOK ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

          Aside from being a complete Douche bag,here are the 5 required traits of a 'CHIVE TROLL'

          . Must support M4M (Man searching for Man)
          . Must own a 'Thumb Dick'
          . Must enjoy 'Clubbing Eddy and Punishing Yul Brynner'
          . Must enjoy 'Hobb Knocking' and playing'Captain Daisy chain'
          . Must possess skills required in becoming 'Fluffer of the Cut Crown'

          **** Only those who fit all 5 requirements NEED REPLY******

          The term 'SAMEFAG' applies here as well.Multiple Aliases operating as a Chive Troll.Dude your love of the male anatomy leads me to think you work on a DICK FARM ? You Sword swallowing Douche baaaaag.

          • Fatties Need Lovin'

            ummm … wait … what? You've lost me.

            Also, the chick in the photo is hot.

    • Jammers

      mmmmm just look at it…. i would eat that snatch for days and days

    • RobboJohn

      Thanks for making something really cool really creepy

  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.pecoraro Joey Pecoraro

    First one to write first gets a junk punch! YOU KNOW WHY!!!

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #10 oooooooo dat ass

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 Kinda disturbing…

    • mr. observant

      dat ass

    • Boozeron

      That is the Demon at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL (near Chicago). I grew up riding that ride.

    • Hrdwood

      I had a taco bell disaster that came screaming out that fast…

  • OhioChiver

    #17 Hello, my name is Pilates. Glad to meet you. 😉

    • DrGarnicus

      Does a booty good!

    • very hot butt

      I'm doing cardio just looking at this picture

  • BSmike

    #38 & #49 … Perfection!

    • Tim

      #49 FTW!

      • waaaow

        #38 FTW!

        • james

          Jesus effing Christ that ass is amazing! Give it a medal!

        • Sick350Z

          The ass pic on #38 is now my new iphone background. Amazing!!

        • cullen

          no such thing as new and improved.

          if it's new it has never existed before.

          for it to be improved it has to exist before to be improved upon.

      • Whoooo

        Wins everything ever. Dear god make her Chivette of the week so we can see a whole gallery of her…

        • Whoooo

          #49 that is

          • Yep

            Finally, a Hump Day chick wearing a legit thong instead of wedgied full size boy shorts

      • Yo Mamma

        I wish girls would not pull up their underwear like that, its gives them that 80's butt look. I'd still hit it.

        • Epitomizer

          I know right. It looks like she's fixing to put on a pair of stone washed Lee's and head on down to the rolla rink.

    • Notknowing

      aaaaaaa…..uuummmmmm….(staring deeply into dat ass)…….. What was the question?

    • Jorge

      epic combo points!

      combo COTW?

  • cmcb

    not first

  • HatBomb

    #29 I guess the answer was yes… #7 Trifecta, for the win!

    • Obviously

      That guy gets stabbed about once a week it seems

  • Brad

    With all the ass in this post, i thought it was another Hump Day gallery…and didn't have a problem with that

    • RobboJohn

      A second helping of hump never hurts my good man.

      • Brad

        Fuck off, queer.

        • RobboJohn

          Fuck you too dick head.

  • mailen

    If the chive only posted one photo today and it was #49, I'd leave happy.

    • Mr_Cellophane

      I wanna touch it!

    • p1ll

      Me too 🙂

    • Draaz

      I am so with you on this one. MOAR!!!!!!!!

    • Richard

      In all honesty…you probably wouldnt. You would have asked for moar! I know I would.

    • bud Whole

      floss your butthole til it's bald

      • Yeah

        dafuq.

  • http://twitter.com/Sask_KCCO @Sask_KCCO

    #38 Incredible!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Send pics of your cat. He likes cats, not phenomenal tits & ass!

  • HoustonChiver

    #49 You left me wanting more!

  • Alvin

    #32 MOAR OMFG

    • nyr

      that is sweet stuff

    • thebigbangdito

      click the "Guess Who" for more… its courtney macomb

    • chris

      freakin shredded, nice work courtney

      • HaAAAAAA!

        Who's the lucky bastard that gets to take these pictures?

    • Average_Joe123

      Don't think so..SJU isn't so muscular.

    • Huzzah

      I'm guessing the Courtney the Chivette.

  • MadTexan

    #49: SHOW-STOPPER!!!

  • Ryan

    I always use a buggy though…

    #46

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #45 Late hump DAR…I think I broke my F5 button. This goddess has made my day, however, so it's alright..

    • Kiesa

      Her name is jessica cediel

      • sfb101

        Thank you!

    • guest

      Photoshopped… derp

      • oughtnot

        Unnecessary photoshop … but then again, 99% of the photoshopped buts here on The Chive are completely unnecessary.

        • Average_Joe123

          Agree. Natural is best.

    • CUChiver

      Grade A Colombian hump! Gotta love those!

    • WHOZAPIMP

      not shopped, just hot!!!!

  • davis

    #32

    Chive Logo, please move, you're in my way.

    Thank you.

    • james

      If only C-Mac showed more!

  • scott

    # 44

    Just drove by the sign the other day lol

    • Boozer

      Too lazy to scroll back up #44

  • jacob

    #10

    Dear Diary,

    • Sexy Ass

      ….. Jackpot

    • Yeap

      I think it's time to check the temperature… see if the meats just right…

    • Orlando

      Correction
      Dear Penthouse*,

  • 29er

    #34 add ironic to the list.

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      I hope that boy can lift heavy things.

    • Wood

      I'll take "Parents should care more about their kids' education" for $200

      • Angie

        As a parent of a 5th grader, these words are a bit advanced for the age. Or maybe my kids school sucks….

        • tom

          Your school sucks I was spelling words like that in 5th grade.oh wait grad

        • Mathew

          He should of been familiar with at least half of those words spelling

          • check yoself

            *should have
            *words'

            Well done on looking stuh-stuh-stoopid while insulting a 5th grader.

        • JESSE

          for *that age, *kid's

    • bizness

      "Sound it out" they said!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        The English Language:
        Totally Mindfucking People Since 450 AD

        I would of forgiven this from a non-native speaker.
        But a generation of kids raised on internet should have gotten maybe half of these at least

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Seriously though, If you care about your kid:
          you're going to have to go the old fashioned way, and in spite of his/her bitching, force them to read some 50 page books.

          • Dr_Stupidpants

            Says the guy with a mistake in every single fucking sentence…

    • sheoncebelieved

      Kid most definitely goes to school in Chicago

      • kris

        Yeah, that's about right. These words are advanced for the high school students I teach.

        • The_Dood

          There was a Junior in my high school chemistry class that asked one day "You mean, when it's light here it's dark somewhere else?" Nothing surprises me anymore.

        • JESSE

          that makes me sick. In 2nd grade I had to spell Czechoslovakia, and hypochondriac. nothing like the constant decline of government run education

        • Biggus Diccus

          In high school the teacher was reading out possible paper topics to use as examples and one of them was euthanasia. One dumb blond said in her super annoying nasal voice, " Is that like kids in China or something?" Future stripper

    • Alan Smithee

      Bad student…NO…bad teacher!

      • Wisti

        Bad parent. Spend one hour helping your kid study or simply making them look over the words and they'd know how to spell them. Teachers give the lists ahead of time so the students have plenty of time to learn them, but parents prefer to sit in front of their tv while their kids play video games in the other room all night.

    • fsafsdf

      And the last one is spelled "Secession". As in, the Southern states attempted secession from the North during the civil war.

      • Smokey

        lol succession is a word

      • GatOne

        And we didn't attempt, we succeeded…

        • Collin

          Succession- to take over leadership, as in a monarchy

          Secession- to leave a federal union and form an independent state, as in South Somalia from North; Kosovo from Serbia; or the Confederacy from the Union.

      • Ava

        lololololololoololololololololololololololol

    • adxasd

      Your kid probably has a learning disability or dyslexia…

      • Jawbone

        By all means, feed an excuse to him. I'm sure he has ADD too, it's not his fault he's acting like a little cocksucker.

        • Bones

          It's okay you can just prescribe some drugs to fix that.

    • sirwiggelz

      I still can't spell that and live life happy

    • Jawbone

      To be fair, those words probably don't come up much at the trailer park. Poor little Cletus junior…

    • Ree Tread

      and retreaded, punch the stoopid outa him

      • Dave

        Grade one spelling in China.

    • Your boss

      *aronnic

    • IDTenT

      Don't worry little buddy- I'm terrible at spelling too. The important thing is that you can read. Work on the possessive pronouns and your good to go (I'm only kidding- shut up). Everything else will be fixed with spell check. As a matter of fact, you probably won't have to know how to spell soon. Just dictate it into your iPad/Android tablet and forget about it.

      I'm on to you though. I know you're only doing this to score some hot tutors down the road. Create the need for them now- nail them later.

  • DrGarnicus

    #38—sweet mercy, that's a hump! Thanks for sharing

    • KeepinCalm

      Agreed – bumps aren't bad either

      • DrGarnicus

        No they are not.

    • JamesMoravia

      Those humps are Rockin!

  • im_140.6

    #45 GORGEOUS!!!!

    • JamesMoravia

      Indeed

  • http://twitter.com/HoneyBuncheswtf @HoneyBuncheswtf

    #4 HOT
    #29 Famous last sayings.
    #49 Great way to end the DAR

    SOOO excited for tomorrow. Good luck everyone!

  • Shane

    #49 Oh……oh dear god

    • Rick

      Shame the face was hidden

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        maybe not?

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