Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 Not a single duck was given that day.

    • Me.

      #24 She'd rather fake her own death than say no….Smh some people..

    • Androaz

      I think you just broke my fun bone. Ouch.

  • Chester

    I like gigantic natural breasts.

    Think cantaloupe in a sock.

    • james

      speaking of breastszss, i would've thought she'd fall forward

  • Jules

    #2 'MERICA!

    • Zoey

      My photo from West Yellowstone! I can't believe I made the DMA!
      I thought I was going to get caught taking this picture by some local mullet, but I snapped it quick.

  • hater

    #7. I love photography.

    • Tiber_Septim

      No, you love tits! and I couldn't agree more

      • Aaron

        It honestly took me a good 45 seconds to get past the creepy long fingers and bones arms to discover the secret. Kinda like those posters from back in the day "Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner… it's a Sailboat."

        • little kid

          A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.

    • bob

      ok, great job, but i need some action shots for my profile, can you wiggle the camera back and forth for a few so it looks all shaky???

    • WorseThanBad

      No you don't, you love Taco Bell

  • Derek

    #35 simply incredible

    • Gav

      Holy Shit, I swear it just moved!

      • Lou

        That was your wrist.

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        First time for everything.

    • robber

      i will give many ducks #1 if you find her

    • SOhioChiver

      #35 Way to get my hump day started, Thanks Chive!

      • DrGarnicus

        Clean…so, so clean!

    • Dan

      MUST… HAVE… MOAR!!!

      • MIIKE


        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          Hope she did some porn.

    • Look at me


  • Art

    #4 Bill! Y u no agree to do another Ghostbusters?!

    • Ben

      Cause the storyline sucked, hell its been almost 20 years, what's the best at to pick that thing back up

    • Sophia

      I do think the chive could make some kind of effort at convincing him to do it… if anyone can do it we can right?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Pretty sure if Bill didn't think it was worth doing, it's not worth doing.

    • RobboJohn

      Why do we have to remake everything? Murray keeps making good movies. Let us enjoy Ghostbusters. Those are a beloved movie of my childhood, let them remain great.

      • ZenkTheTanK

        GB II was on last night!!

    • Thrillhouse

      artistic integrity?

      • WorseThanBad

        But Garfield 2…..your arguments are invalid….

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #3 What barbarian mixes Crayolas and Rose Art?

    • http://www.facebook.com/blackfyre.webster Elliott Webster

      A barbarian who wants to watch the world burn… Slowly.

  • Ted

    #18 "The kites have arrived. The world is not ready for our wrath"

  • bh4q

    #3 #6 -the fuck kind of sorcery is this?

  • vinn

    #24 her tits are just huge and way too heavy that's why she fell

    • Elbie

      Indeed a serious case of FLBP.

      • guest

        Would also be a good GIF for Things that Bounce Thursday.

    • Hank442

      If she`d had fallen forward, she would`ve bounced back on her feet.

    • MylesofStyles


    • psully

      The worst part is is when she wakes up she'll blame him for not catching her….

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      find dem dere titties…


    • Child Please

      That's a yes if I've ever seen one haha

    • GoodLuck

      She is a keeper!!! He proposes and she immediately is on her back with her legs apart. I hope it lasts!

      • john v.

        haha! nice observation!

      • Si1entStatic

        not sure if it was the act proposing or the sight of a diamond……

        That should the new standard of reactions when a women is presented with a diamond.

    • Trav1121

      Reaction Level: Snail. Trust Test failed! Please restart program…

  • squirrel

    #10 when you get done, I would like a caramel apple cider please, and your degree as a coaster

    • loves sammiches

      Tara Reid…the early years.

  • Finn

    I love when #3 happens in the form of McNuggets.

  • Finn

    I love when #23 happens in the form of McNuggets.

    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.m.kappel.5 Mike

      Im sorry but McDonalds is is probably the exact opposite of a good day.

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    #16 Millennium force FTW

    • http://www.facebook.com/macullum Matt Cullum

      @ 90mph this s the best by far.

  • ander

    #10 laughed waaaay too hard at this

    • arethey stillgif's

      all of the gif's were awesome today. #17 #24 #32

  • bristol palin

    #30 Woops! I tripped right into you butt!
    #35 If only I could see more of you butt.

  • VEGASchivette

    #28 UNLV fucking rocks!! #happyUNLVgradute!! I love living in Vegas!!

    • Radam3

      The yellow Jeep, and the Red Ford F250 look to be the only ones in that lot that wont be making an insurance claim later in the week

  • Noah

    That's one hell of a way to close out the DMA #35

    • SOhioChiver

      Way to get my hump day started, Thanks Chive!

  • 6655321

    #23 is amazing with wasabi.

    • Jen

      haha, triple meat.

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #10 gets the gold medal for the penguin slide.

  • Calieb

    #24 and she was instantly ready or the honeymoon!

    • Boobies!

      She got some boobs!

  • cpl Alvarez

    I like how its midnight here in Socal and I'm barely gonna sleep and I can still squeeze one last post before I knock out. And then when I wake up there smore. Good night/morning peoples.

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #2 is what drug smugglers use hoping not to get caught.

  • bwaggger

    my favorite thing about America is the freedom to do stupid shit if we want. Go eat too much, go get a ridiculous tattoo, go make a stupid comment about something, drink too much, or get a mullet. And I love being American cause I know better than to judge that person and get my panties in a bunch.

    If i had a time machine i would go back to second grade and edit answer to my teachers question, why do you love America.

    • Dave

      Nicely said brotha. But let me do a little judging. You look at these stupid Americans and realize they are of foreign decent. I may be stupid but I believe some are your people too. Just my 02c.

      • truth

        The guy didn't say 'stupid Americans' anywhere in his comment. Hell, he even said he loves being American. You can keep you 02c and the rage that comes with it.

        • Dave

          1. I'm not commenting on his post but adding on with my own.
          2. I say "you look at these stupid Americans' meaning quoting like a foreigner would at us
          3. Thanks for making me clarify.

    • Zoey

      I can't believe my submitted photo from West Yellowstone made in into the DMA the very next day!

      • Frank M

        Cool story, show us your tits.

    • Chuk Norris

      you wear panties?

  • drewdeze

    if #24 woulda fell face first she woulda bounced right back up

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