God I wish I could’ve been there for these beautiful moments (37 Photos)

  • RonnyDump

    #30 We are going to need a bigger boat

  • bb.

    fuck you paula

  • Chiver

    #12 this is awesome!

  • AssClown

    #18 Even the classiest of men like boobs!

    • Kodos

      classic boobs!

    • PianoFingers

      I'm sure Lauren Bacall (on the left) could forgive her husband (Humphrey Bogart) for staring down Marilyn Monroe's cleavage…

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #8 what kind of sorcery is this? #15 I believe I can fly

    • AstroMikeDexter

      That song played in my head when I saw #15 too.. Glad I'm not alone.

      Also reminded me of this: http://youtu.be/ba7rRfKIHxU?t=15s

    • Baer

      #8 happened to me in a bar once when I dropped my beer. The euphoria of discovering what had happened was quickly followed by overwhelming depression at the fact that I'd dropped my beer. Was a rollercoaster of an evening!

  • chive five-0

    #20 actually made me laugh out loud

    • Calieb

      and nothing else this cool ever happened to him again.

    • KyleGamgee

      So like, that guy was naked?

    • Ateka

      If a guy can follow you running while playing tuba, he's got lungs of fucking steel.

    • So true

      Thats just how we tuba players roll

  • Justin Cider

    # 29 " I am the greatest" and he was and still is!!!

    • F16Chiver

      Let me help you, sir #29

  • Gee roid

    Fucking love elephants!!!! MORE ELEPHANTS

  • 29er

    Can you guys do a Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Thursday?

    • Trav1121

      Absolutely THIS! Sampler: When a child asks 'Where does rain come from?', a fun thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' When the child then asks 'Why is God crying?', another fun thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'

      • Jack Handey

        I think we should make the world a safer place for our children. But not for our childrens' children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

    • Ribsta

      If you drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, let 'em go. Cuz man, they're gone…

  • tv_paul

    #4 I wonder when he kicked the ball if it made an "Ecky Thump" noise?

    • Hostile 17

      Ecky Thump = Goodies
      Holy Grail = Monty Python (John Cleese pictured)

  • Mac

    Exactly how I feel after a shower after sex…

  • morebeer

    #23 All Day!!!

    • longshot421

      That is just awesome. I kept watching it over and over. Who are the two people who aren't Ellen? Too grainy for me to tell.

      • Chive

        Brittney Spears and Psy

  • Lexie

    26 definitely is from Queens

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      #26 everyone drunk today?

  • Chester

    #37 i'd give my left nut to be there.

  • Z_b

    #37 WATER, Y U NO CRYSTAL CLEAR?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • Kisxxoo

    i cant even read #27!

    • Erma Gherd

      "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world"

      "you may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world"

    • newlimit

      first one says "you will soon be siting on top of the world"
      second one says "you may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world"

    • Laura

      Hers: Soon you will be sitting on top of the world
      His: You may not be the only person in the world, but to one person you may be the world

    • Maxxis 31

      Girlfriend opened – Soon you will be siting on top of the world.

      Boyyfriend opened – You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.

      • wkdfrog

        Hers: DTF?
        His: Yep

    • BigShev

      in other words it appears someone might be getting laid if he plays his cards right..

    • Craigery

      I think the second one says: "You should learn how to use a camera."

  • Chiz Niz

    What the hell is a wheelie bin?

    • Chiz Niz

      Never mind I looked it up.

    • Craigery

      I think that's the British term for "automobile".

      • jjjjjjjj


        • Guest

          Same thing.

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            Sorry, can't hear you from inside this RollsRoyceJaguarBentleyAstonMartinRange RoverLandRoverLotusMiniMcLarenTVRAerialAtomCaterhamMorganNoble….

  • 29er

    #27 Can anyone read this?

    • Dylan

      The girlfriend's read something like: "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world"
      His read something like: "You may be only one person in the world, but to someone you may be the world"

      • Tara

        so…..she's on top tonight?

    • Ballsy. Llama

      Hers say: soon you may see yourself on top of the world
      His says: you might be only one person in the world, but to someone you could be their world- or some shit like that-
      Ultimately: they fuckin

  • Ghost

    Original Plankster

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 is awesome congrats dad

  • Kodos

    Ed White – Gemini 4

    Balls of Steel

    • his balls

      weightless steel

    • Epitomizer

      …and smarter than hell as well.

  • Norphinkr21

    The girlfriend's says, "Soon you'll be on top of the world."
    The guy's says, "You might only be one person in the world, but to one person you are the world."

    • Sade

      Conclusion: They had sex.

  • sapphicosorus


    • OhioChiver

      Or…he is about to catch the biggest falling nut of his life! ^_^

    • romulus_julius

      He's calling to the ancient gods for rain.

  • temujin1234
    • Needing a Trollop

      Great moment but i dont think i would really want to be there at that moment in the war!

    • USwarsales

      Crazy, The U.S found a street Russia hadn't named yet. Our saviors….pfff.

  • ThatGuy


    Pretty dorky

    • a-nom

      ya, but probably the greatest hour of play warfare ever! I would have loved to be a part of that.

      • Macro

        His virginity is safe.

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