Gamer Jessica Chobot is using the Twitter Machine properly (31 Photos)

I used to watch Jessica Chobot on IGN's Daily Fix and I always enjoyed her delivery, Jessica smiles a lot, it's a great smile. More importantly, Jessica actually has a clue what she's talking about when it comes to gaming.

The fanboy market has exploded over the past few years and it's attracted plenty of hyper-sexy impostors into the space. Jessica was there before the fluff, back when it was important for people to actually know their shit, tits or no.

On top of being a true geek and she's also a Chivette. So if you're a gaming Chiver, this is like finding a diamond in your gold mine.

Say hi to Jessica on her Twitter Machine.

Jessica’s Twitter Machine.

  • Taco_Depot

    She looks like the reporter in Mass Effect 3. & that is why I had sex with the reporter in the game.

  • I Eats Bacon

    My heart seriously stopped for a second when I saw #31

  • sureman123

    my wife wondered what i ordered from Amazon.. I told her not to open it.. how am I going to explain this one!!

  • Beast

    There are no words… They should have sent a poet

  • Derk
  • Jruss

    I wanna have sex with her vagina area.

  • Ralph

    #29, I could die and feel accomplished if I could be in between those 2 if you know what I mean!

  • nomars

    Holy crap stop calling it a "Twitter Machine". It's stupid.

  • Guest

    The answer is "yes". I will marry you Jessica Chobot. And change my last name to yours.

    • GuestToo

      Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but she's already married – to Blair Herter of G4.

  • Poke4Life

    #22 #25 All around awesomeness!


    #5 Its a MAN!!!! look at tHat bulge!


  • dlhldglfdygl


  • Mr.Thorp

    #29 my two celeb crushes together. heaven? yes

  • Desiree Stevens

    Can someone please tell me how to submit photos!!!??!!? I have some good ones 😉

    • Boobs

      1) Turn on the computer …..

  • bkfrijoles

    She's a Nerd Mecca

  • Notknowing

    WOW! My very own Jessica bot. I've always wanted one of these!

  • Dan

    So when can I get mine #15

  • Canucks_Rule

    #31 – not a gamer, so never heard of her. this will have to change.

    chiver or chivette from bc?? join the twitter group that's for you!! –>

  • prpl

    Jess is the epitome of gorgeous. Just had to get that of my chest.

  • deewwhite

    Fuck shadows…

  • deewwhite

    #31 Fuck shadows…

  • Average_Joe123

    #3 #6 #29 My favorites. Also, SJU is a Goddess!

  • Dr. Evil

    Not one Princess Leia bikini image?

  • Outlaw

    #15 Ok, who opened my package?

  • @SoCalChiver

    #29 best of both worlds

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