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September 12, 2012 |
In: Girls, Hot Women, Mail Order Brides
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In case browsing turns to buying, who would you add to cart?
I'm willing to overcome my fear of spiders to try that position.
Looks more like crabs to me
True, but spider-man is always in weird positions like that so I went with it.
Spider wife, imagine the possibilities in the kitchen….and other places.
Many female spiders will eat their mate, or their young, or both.
Still pretty tempting.
Look how big #36's brains are…
And of course #1…you can't teach flexibility, but you can buy boobs!
Damn you, I was going to ask when Jessica Rabbit changed her hair color.
#1…Reminds me of a Spider….
#8 and #19 on the other hand..where can I place the order?
Since they would all end up cheating on me and plot to kill me, I choose all of the above . But there is just something about #38
that must be the mirror…
I agree 100%….and that saying alot since you can' t see any of her "assets"………. Just a beautiful woman! Find her and give us more!
I'll take 2! Any of the above will do.
Is there a rent-to-own option? Alot of these i'd love to rent….
Aren't all women rentals if you stop givin 'em money they shut off the pu$$y…
Nah, just the shallow whores and gold digging bitches.
UPDATE: ALL SOLD OUT
I just returned mine. Slightly used but still some good miles left on her.
UPS didn't give me a tracking number. I don't want it showing up to my front door and me not be home. Neighbors might take it.
In typical Chive fashion, it seems
#35 because she already knows her place
Ill take then all!!thank you B)
You should include a price tag with the pictures.
The cost associated with mail order brides has nothing to do with money
If you have to ask, you don't have enough.
#19 and #30 Any price!!
Buy #19 for #30, and #30 for me
#35, you’re doing it right
#30 was sold out, so I had to settle for #38.
No settling there #38 FTW
#37 I'll take 3 Cameron Diaz lookalikes please…and a pizza
either #24 or #27 would be my pick i think
Jesus Christ. One of each please.
#27 has perfect skin MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect skin? Okay Buffalo Bill……
"it puts the lotion on it's skin"
Bummer! I can't afford any of them.
This string is definitely a winner. Have them form a conga line and file into my shopping cart. ka ching baby!
You have good taste M. Thorton.
Send them all over and I will send back the ones I don't like
mmm lets see:
#4 #6 #13 #17 #27 DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME
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