Hot Right Now: 17 people reveal the lies they’ve been telling their spouses (17 Photos)

The new batch of mail order brides has stepped up their game (38 Photos)

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  • non, a

    Spider…wife? #1

    • non, a

      I'm willing to overcome my fear of spiders to try that position.

    • morebeer

      Looks more like crabs to me

      • non, a

        True, but spider-man is always in weird positions like that so I went with it.

    • Lunch_Box

      Spider wife, imagine the possibilities in the kitchen….and other places.

    • _me

      Many female spiders will eat their mate, or their young, or both.

      Still pretty tempting.

    • Chris

      Look how big #36's brains are…

      And of course #1…you can't teach flexibility, but you can buy boobs!

  • mike

    #3
    damn

    • nate33uc

      #34 #35

    • Rhein

      Jessica Rabbit

      • Underbaker

        Damn you, I was going to ask when Jessica Rabbit changed her hair color.

  • kalthechiver

    #1…Reminds me of a Spider….

    #8 and #19 on the other hand..where can I place the order?

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Since they would all end up cheating on me and plot to kill me, I choose all of the above . But there is just something about #38

      • paco

        that must be the mirror…

  • coco

    #2 definitely

    • KingThing

      I agree 100%….and that saying alot since you can' t see any of her "assets"………. Just a beautiful woman! Find her and give us more!

  • Tulsa Chiver

    #1

    Yes

  • _DoC_

    I'll take 2! Any of the above will do.

  • oh haii

    4th!

  • Verbal_Kint

    Is there a rent-to-own option? Alot of these i'd love to rent….

    • commie mommy

      Aren't all women rentals if you stop givin 'em money they shut off the pu$$y…

      • Verbal_Kint

        Nah, just the shallow whores and gold digging bitches.

  • Yeah its Me

    #3

  • they be like smooth

    UPDATE: ALL SOLD OUT

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      I just returned mine. Slightly used but still some good miles left on her.

      • Doc Brown

        UPS didn't give me a tracking number. I don't want it showing up to my front door and me not be home. Neighbors might take it.

    • Markoda

      In typical Chive fashion, it seems

  • dantheman7

    #35 because she already knows her place

  • Kurre83

    Ill take then all!!thank you B)

  • Mike

    You should include a price tag with the pictures.

    • morebeer

      The cost associated with mail order brides has nothing to do with money

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      If you have to ask, you don't have enough.

  • Whoopi_G

    #19 and #30 Any price!!

    • silentrob79

      Buy #19 for #30, and #30 for me 🙂

  • Skev

    #35, you’re doing it right

  • techno_viking

    #30 was sold out, so I had to settle for #38.

    • John

      No settling there #38 FTW

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    #37 I'll take 3 Cameron Diaz lookalikes please…and a pizza

  • Guy

    either #24 or #27 would be my pick i think

  • NorCal420

    Jesus Christ. One of each please.

  • http://twitter.com/NickClark360 @NickClark360

    #27 has perfect skin MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ohiobob

      And BEEWBS

      • Bill

        Perfect skin? Okay Buffalo Bill……

        "it puts the lotion on it's skin"

  • guest

    Bummer! I can't afford any of them.

  • WMSHIP

    This string is definitely a winner. Have them form a conga line and file into my shopping cart. ka ching baby!

  • jim thorton

    #17

    • don't care

      You have good taste M. Thorton.

  • Iso

    Send them all over and I will send back the ones I don't like

  • Tomas_Vzla

    mmm lets see:
    #4 #6 #13 #17 #27 DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME

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