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The new batch of mail order brides has stepped up their game (38 Photos)

September 12, 2012 | In: Girls, Hot Women, Mail Order Brides

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In case browsing turns to buying, who would you add to cart?

non, a

Spider…wife? #1

non, a

I'm willing to overcome my fear of spiders to try that position.
morebeer

Looks more like crabs to me

non, a

True, but spider-man is always in weird positions like that so I went with it.

Lunch_Box

Spider wife, imagine the possibilities in the kitchen….and other places.
_me

Many female spiders will eat their mate, or their young, or both.

Still pretty tempting.
Chris

Look how big #36's brains are…

And of course #1…you can't teach flexibility, but you can buy boobs!

mike

#3
damn

nate33uc

#34 #35
Rhein

Jessica Rabbit

Underbaker

Damn you, I was going to ask when Jessica Rabbit changed her hair color.

kalthechiver

#1…Reminds me of a Spider….

#8 and #19 on the other hand..where can I place the order?

Gonasiphaherpalitis

Since they would all end up cheating on me and plot to kill me, I choose all of the above . But there is just something about #38

paco

that must be the mirror…

coco

#2 definitely

KingThing

I agree 100%….and that saying alot since you can' t see any of her "assets"………. Just a beautiful woman! Find her and give us more!

Tulsa Chiver

#1

Yes
_DoC_

I'll take 2! Any of the above will do.
oh haii

4th!
Verbal_Kint

Is there a rent-to-own option? Alot of these i'd love to rent….

commie mommy

Aren't all women rentals if you stop givin 'em money they shut off the pu$$y…

Verbal_Kint

Nah, just the shallow whores and gold digging bitches.

Yeah its Me

#3
they be like smooth

UPDATE: ALL SOLD OUT

Gonasiphaherpalitis

I just returned mine. Slightly used but still some good miles left on her.

Doc Brown

UPS didn't give me a tracking number. I don't want it showing up to my front door and me not be home. Neighbors might take it.

Markoda

In typical Chive fashion, it seems

dantheman7

#35 because she already knows her place
Kurre83

Ill take then all!!thank you B)
Mike

You should include a price tag with the pictures.

morebeer

The cost associated with mail order brides has nothing to do with money
Gonasiphaherpalitis

If you have to ask, you don't have enough.

Whoopi_G

#19 and #30 Any price!!

silentrob79

Buy #19 for #30, and #30 for me

Skev

#35, you’re doing it right
techno_viking

#30 was sold out, so I had to settle for #38.

John

No settling there #38 FTW

http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

#37 I'll take 3 Cameron Diaz lookalikes please…and a pizza
Guy

either #24 or #27 would be my pick i think
NorCal420

Jesus Christ. One of each please.
http://twitter.com/NickClark360 @NickClark360

#27 has perfect skin MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

ohiobob

And BEEWBS

Bill

Perfect skin? Okay Buffalo Bill……

"it puts the lotion on it's skin"

guest

Bummer! I can't afford any of them.
WMSHIP

This string is definitely a winner. Have them form a conga line and file into my shopping cart. ka ching baby!
jim thorton

#17

don't care

You have good taste M. Thorton.

Iso

Send them all over and I will send back the ones I don't like
Tomas_Vzla

mmm lets see:
#4 #6 #13 #17 #27 DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME

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