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theCHIVE’s Twitter Machine no longer sucks (24 Photos)

For months, check that, about two years, our Twitter Machine has sucked pretty bad. I think for a while we had it set to auto-populate whenever we posted a new gallery. Each Tweet might as well have read, 'You should have probably gone to theCHIVE and saved yourself a step'.

In our defense, we're not a corporation over here, just a few idiots in a room and we finally have a new town idiot, Alec. Alec is now in charge of theCHIVE's Twitter Machine. We'll be bringing you behind-the-scenes photos from theCHIVE offices, our best posts of the day, and great retweets from theCHIVE community. Life here has always been a little warped, now you'll get to see more of it.

theCHIVE's new and improved Twitter Page.

theCHIVE’s shiny new Twitter Machine.

  • its me

    that is one of the best bums ever. way to go white panties girl.

    • chicago

      the rest of the 'white panties' girl is so damn fine too.

  • hi mom

    just shameless self promotion.. get back to doing what you do good and take good pictures from the internet and post them here

  • oclvtrek

    #23 where in the hell can I buy one of these skateboards???

  • jeff

    #5 #11 THATS AWESOME 🙂

  • The_Dood

    #24 Well played…

  • Will

    @theChive, what are your thoughts on a Twitter Tuesday (or Thursday) is in our futures… If Alec is running the Twitter machine, we all expect greatness. How better to achieve that, then a recap of epic tweets each week?

  • joe shabadoo

    "we're not a corporation over here, just a few idiots in a room"

    no shit

  • heyisTi

    I still don't get.this whole Twitter thing, I have an account back in 05' and never touch it.

  • tpain

    Kinda feel. Texaschivette is ready for Big leagues… #10 for the win… Check out her underboob shot this week as well.

  • joegill88

    You should do #chiveatfive with hot pictures that girls send you. Maxim does #hotpicatnoon and Nuts does the same kind of thing too. Your Twitter machine would be come the equivalent of Darth F'n Vader.

  • Ploppy Mcfartface

    Hells yeah! Thanks Alec!

  • RoadSodas

    #4 Wild Wild West, dancing girls on the bar. Wonderful place!

  • SantaFeTrain


    Someone's a HIMYM fan.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #10 – texas chivette is popular huh?

    chiver or chivette from bc?? join the twitter group that's for you!! –>

  • Kiiro_Ranger

    #14 I like this one. However, this is the iPhone generation. We change phones even if they're in perfect shape.

  • Memo

    damn it #10, now i need tomm. to be here

  • Mike D

    #16 IDK I need another picture to assess whether or not it's enough ass to handle! I have some pretty big hands too 😉 guess there is only one way to find out! KCCO!

  • Diamondx

    #15 I see what you did there. Well Played.

  • fabio


  • whxray72

    I am a beekeeper!…that is awesome!!

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