theCHIVE’s Twitter Machine no longer sucks (24 Photos)

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For months, check that, about two years, our Twitter Machine has sucked pretty bad. I think for a while we had it set to auto-populate whenever we posted a new gallery. Each Tweet might as well have read, 'You should have probably gone to theCHIVE and saved yourself a step'.

In our defense, we're not a corporation over here, just a few idiots in a room and we finally have a new town idiot, Alec. Alec is now in charge of theCHIVE's Twitter Machine. We'll be bringing you behind-the-scenes photos from theCHIVE offices, our best posts of the day, and great retweets from theCHIVE community. Life here has always been a little warped, now you'll get to see more of it.

theCHIVE's new and improved Twitter Page.

theCHIVE’s shiny new Twitter Machine.

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  • Tracy

    where did you guys get the paintings in #2

    • msantacruz

      Leo painted those

    • Master_Rahl

      kinda looks like someone blew Alec's yellow brains all over the wall. Nice effect.

  • patrick907

    #21 ftw

    • absolutcarcrazy

      So, I'm curious…. Are you starting your own Chive with all of the material from theChive? Seems redundant. Stop the useless tagging or puppies will die.

      • patrick907

        i didnt do it i swear

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  • mike

    now work on your FB page! or let me do it.

    • whutevr

      Facebook is for retards…

  • bh4q

    will theCHIVE Instagram be next?

  • paulhitchcock

    #10 #16 Make her COTW already!

    • KCCO


      She deserves it soooo badly! and nails every post!!! COTW!!!!!!!

  • non, a

    Idk, let us try. #16

  • @NorCalChiver

    #10 and #16 that is all

  • Zedhere

    #2 He is stealing all the LOL's …. or ladies hearts… or time… yeah, he is stealing Time…

  • Master_Rahl

    #13 Truer words have seldom been spoken :)

    • Milkman

      Was there a game being played there? I musta missed it…

  • Don

    Now fix the fucking Iphone app.

    • Nahvis

      Exactly Don…fucking ads, just make a premium version available for purchase already.

      • RYNO!

        You could just get off the iphone band wagon, you hipsters. Droid app works just fine. :)


        • Toxic

          What's "INFOMATION"?

        • I don't know

          And viruses!

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    His posts on here always have hilarious titles, solid choice for go-to-CHIVE-twitterer

  • @Sask_KCCO

    #18 for the win!

  • chicago

    #7 damn shark, stole my favorite pick up line to use… hasn't worked yet. but i'm playing the numbers game.

    • Underbaker

      Mine was similar, but it started out "I want you to eat me…"

  • 29er

    #22 My childhood sucked compared to this.

  • Takingbackcider

    #2 He looks kinda sad considering his workplace has some of the finest women on the planet wandering through it on occasion!

  • Elmer Beck

    Welcome my friend ……… Welcome to … the Machinnnnneeee

  • @erikaskarlet

    I thought Mac wrote your tweets…

  • james

    Fuck I need to get this twitter thing you speak of.. #10

  • Noidios

    Why must the word machine follow the word twitter in every one of your posts?

    • sandy astroglide

      They're trying to make it a thing. It's not working.

    • LarryBirdsJ

      real un-chive to let such frivolities vex you

  • Pablo Alvarez

    looks like i need to make a twitter machine and subscribe and post to the madness!

  • WisGal_KCCO

    So um Chive (Alec) some of us Twitter chivettes have started a "pillowfight" recently. Once this gets going, it could get pretty epic. Just a heads up… ;)

    • @TheRomelCartel

      Chivettes… come out and plaaayaayyy!!!

    • munt cher

      i want to pluck all of you…the pillows, that is

    • techno_viking

      Link or it didn't happen…

    • Nicole

      Yeah the two of us have already started ;) those pics were pretty awesome! Keep an eye out :)

    • @jordfranks

      i wanna play!!!

    • Underbaker

      It is hard enough finding time to Chive, much less twitter. So this pillow fight needs to be made into a gallery, ASAP!

  • magman007

    Chive, it would be beneficial for you to you to put his ass on instagram as well, so much quality TnA tagged for the chive that never gets chive checked

  • KCCONewEngland

    So whens the Boston meet up?

  • LesPaultard

    Is that Mac with a smile?

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