WTF Wednesday: this BMW Swiss Army knife thing (13 Photos)

  • Cody Cannon


  • CCRT

    Ruined those beautiful cars

  • asd

    this has a throttle feel

    • FuckRick

      I know right. Fuck Rick. All he posts are car pictures.

      • Ryan

        And some pictures of hot girls. What an asshole he is. But seriously, you're an idiot.

  • Timothy Peverley

    Sorry to hear about your penis.

    • bob

      can you imagine the level of douchbageryitis the owner of this must be afflicted with???

      his micro penis is the least of his worries.

  • forever alone

    screw the girls, I want moar of the car

    • MrSusan20

      you have the car, i'll screw the girls.

      • Tony

        Look at the name….forever alone….enough said

  • Josh

    I wanna see what the hood looks like when it's closed.

    • mmm

      it looks closed

      • Jack Wagon

        i want to see what the car looks like with me banging the girls in the back seat

        • grmejke

          probably still shitty and more sticky…

  • throttlesuckstoo

    nobody likes your posts rick. fuck off.

  • Jose

    #11 Spoiler on a BMW is just ridiculous…

  • Carlos

    thats actually a japaneese import, looks like a honda but trunk emblem says nissan

    • eric

      yeas i saw that too

  • Cider Drinker

    Worst Transformer ever!

  • @iGeorge_S

    Why…WHY would you do this to any car!!??

  • Adrian

    Car is disgusting, sadly at meets I see cars like this from time to time and the person that owns it always things they are a bad ass. They spend so much money on making it look cool and fast but do nothing to actual performance.

    • ari

      "things"? how about "thinks"

    • GSXRMike

      Some people like building show cars and not race cars. Sorry not everyone is cool like you.

  • CO Chiver

    That's a 2002 Nissan Maxima, a middle eastern edition.
    if you noticed the bottom line on the plates it says KUWAIT. I've seen that car around when I was back there. caused a fuss in the racers community because the dude actually believed that his car was a BMW haha.
    if he had only traded in this Nissan and the money he spent on it he might have been able to afford an actual beemer.

    Oh, and the fool has a vid of it on YouTube..

    • its a bimmer

      actually its a bimmer… a beemer is a motorcycle…

      • CO Chiver

        thanks for that, I heard it before but never actually read it or had to type it before.

    • Danukchive

      That and it had a Nissan badge on the trunk (Boot)……obviously

  • Natasha

    #12 Shut up and take my money..Bonus Video…

  • freddy boy

    #3 #13 Absolutely worth it.

    • Frenchiver

      Who is #3 ?!

      • fgbfjb

        Lucy pinder

      • matt

        recently single chivette

  • Liong

    <img src=""/&gt; #9 Don't hurt your fingers, So beautiful & sex<img src=""/&gt;

    • YumYum Roll

      Claire Sinclair for the motherfuckin' win.

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    Reads : FOR SALE on trunk…. Should've read : Wasted Money – Got No Ass

  • ESAD

    That is the ugliest BMW I've ever seen ….. Period ……that is all ……………….ESAD

  • jon

    that looks like the chevy impala emblem on the c-piller. and bmw never made a fwd car. this guy tried classing up his shitbox chevy and failed

    • Josh Shaffer

      I've got to say I'm impressed, never met anyone that could tell if a car was fwd, rwd, our awd without knowing what kind of car it is.

      • Toxic

        Look at how the engine sits in the engine bay, that will tell you FWD vs RWD. Typically FWD are mounted transversely in the bay, as this engine is.

        Car isn't a 5 series, rear end is wrong as is the engine.

        • MrStiggy91

          You can also look at the distance between the front wheel arch and the front door. A FWD will almost always have only a couple inches in between. A RWD will have 6" to a foot (or more) between the wheel arch and the door.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 #6 kitchen knife
    #9 letter opener
    #13 army knife. bingo!

  • temujin1234
  • Danny

    This car makes me thankful I'm poor. I do not have to compete with ass clowns.

  • Iso

    #13 has always been a lucky number

    • Guest

      Yup. Gotta love Alessandra.

  • Rick


    • Lee

      sure looks like a BMW blue and white on the hood…i see where you might think the back looks like a nissan

      • Somer Himpson

        it is a Nissan. unless all of the sudden BMW's came with VQ35 motors like the one pictured in the first.

        i see where you might think the the front looks like a BMW

  • Meertnnn

    Is this your guide on how to $#$@ up a beautifull ride?

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