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  • ChestRockwellz

    To slow Paula! I got this one!

    • splat

      #20
      Look it's that douche paul

    • joe shabadoo

      Brock Landerz > You

    • Spelling Police

      *Too* – Stay in school.

      • 01010101010

        Why do we need a comments section? Nobody cares about your stupid comments. Fucking people.

        • Jammers

          aww but i thought yours was really good 😦

  • Bkind

    #42 Tooooo many beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!

    • blanket

      that's what he gets for attending an Oprah live viewing

    • Tommy

      Patty, you have a special purpose. Get your bee suit.

      • chiver

        u mean Paula?

    • Bees

      "not the bees nooooooo"-Nicolas Cage

    • Chivalrous

      In this case I think it would be appropriate to Kill It With Fire.

  • TulsaChiver13

    #7 In a perfect world……

    • Livin' Legend

      I prefer the Jack Dagnals watercooler, but in a perfect world, we'd have coolers for all the booze.

  • ChestRockwellz

    #23. Still would

    • Dr_StrangePants

      What's with ALL the Face Mixing in this gallery?

    • HOOK ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

      I would suck his cock so hard.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Susannah18 Susannah Brokl

      Yep, still totally jealous of her.

  • salami

    The plural of penis is peni

    • Rob

      Stick toothpicks in them and you can make Cacti

    • good jeff

      So one Salamis?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      *Themoreyouknow*

    • morebeer

      I believe its penasia, or at least louis c k leads me to believe it is

  • The Bandit

    #1…must be a weird porn movie! ….Squeal like a pig!!! wheee….wheeeee
    #16..awesome movie! Great gore, great fun (unlike the totally crappy remake)

    • pete

      What movie is 16?

      • The Bandit

        Romeros "Day of the Dead" from '85

        • OneManGOONsquad

          ha what no

      • navydudemanbro

        Nightmare on elm st.

      • Weeble Wobble

        Sorority Sex Kittens number 18.

    • The Bandit

      Looks like some people need proof…some guys don't know the classic movies, am I getting old?.

    • Glen

      It's actually a a scene from Journey to the West. Well, that might be a behind the scenes shot, but still.

      • Rhayzor

        Good call…didn't realize they made a movie version

  • Justin Cider

    #40 YOLO

    • BlueLizzardGame

      Was expecting a truck to hit him or something. I need/want a dash cam.

  • Tyler

    Dear Chive,

    Where do you find this creepy shit?

    Sincerely,

    A Loyal Chiver

    • Clint

      Yeah, the majority of this post has made it hard for me to fall asleep peacefully tonight.

    • ddd

      reddit.com

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      Anyone see V/H/S? Its a 'found footage' horror, on OnDemand and similar now. Best horror I've seen in a while. Some parts will make u jump guaranteed. The pace of the movie alone made me nervous for a night..
      Oh ya, also boobs. Lots of boobs.

      • DemonIAm

        Yeah, it was pretty good after the first 15 minutes. Those douche bags at the beginning deserved everything they got.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          truth, that was a too rape-y. I watched it with my girlfriend, it was very uncomfortable.

      • Beev

        Here is a trailer for those who want to know what it is

  • treebeard

    #39 Friggin' pothead…

  • Trav1121

    #18 #28 Thanks for the nightmares, a-hole! 😦
    #32 Haha What?!

    • Woop

      Holy crap tell me about it. I still managed to fap to it after a while tho.

      • I don't know

        #18 is doctor who. It's an episode about a doll house that traps you inside and then the dolls turn you into one of them.

        • hello please

          Could be worse.

          Wait… that statue wasn't there a minute ago.

          • Rory Pond

            What are these makes on my arm?

  • ktmsandwitch

    #15 its the wrong way round!

  • Ride

    #7
    Any Chivers and Chivettes in or around the Stockholm area in Sweden tomorow?

    • Meertnnn

      I'm a afraid, european chivers are rare…. Dutchy here! Closest so far I presume….

      • Ride

        Haha so i guess you won't be makin it then 😛

        There's a few of us here in Stockholm who's gonna go out and have a low down and dirty good time!
        Wearing our BFM and KCCO shirts of course!

        • Meertnnn

          I'm afraid not. But hit me up if you guys visit Holland. Cause I know you'll eventually will.
          Weed capitol of the world ;). Have a good one! Cheers!

  • http://twitter.com/RubyRooRemix @RubyRooRemix

    #18 #28 holy shit…. fuck that!!

    • I don't know

      #18 is doctor who

    • whoa

      holy ruby roo remix you are hot

  • Chargers Suck

    #11

    Danny MacAskill is amazing check his redbull youtube video

  • paulwells55337

    #2 Cytheria must have been filming down there

    • Uncle_Ivan

      Okay, I had to google Cytheria… but in response to NotMe:
      Привет / Privet (pree-vyet) / Hello!
      Водоканал / Vodokanal (vah-dah-canal) is the water utility company.
      So, another example of Russian irony (and some would say, incompetence…).
      Пока / Poka (pah-kah) / Later!

  • rickacha

    #31 challenge accepted !

    • Big Poppa

      That's Alonso drives for ferrari in Formula 1 i swear

    • Mittens

      please explain the proposed challenge

      • Dustin

        Nailing a chick with homemade headgear… oh shit it's a dude

  • 5.56

    #35 Too much COD and no Chive for a while, poor guy

    • Hugh

      With her gone, may not be a need for all the electronic diversions.The Chive is essential ofcourse.

    • holyshit

      Are those bullet holes in the monitors? That is one crazy bitch, good thing she left, good thing she didn't do anything worse!!

    • Hmmm.

      She would also be leaving with a lawsuit up her ass and an empty bank account to pay for all the stuff she broke on the way out. Women please, that shit only goes unpunished on the movies; don't do that.

    • HOOK ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

      Sweet, my pic made the chive. The wife caught me fapping to pics of trannies and shouting, "I LOVE THE COCK!!"

      • CaptObvious

        I think it was the shouting that gave you away.

  • emu90

    #6 fix it! fix it now!!!!

    • Woop

      STOP. THE. FACE. SWAPPING. CRAP. NOW.

      • DBig

        Stop the poor quality face swapping crap. Now.

  • Rob

    #44 I see what you did there

    • bigD

      Jesus, she's a pig.

  • Dweezil

    #35 I'd kill the bitch, nothing funny or madcap about it.

    • Scaggnettii

      that poor lanboy air case…

    • TempTheGuest

      Perhaps in shock of the devastation I see before me. Whatever did he do do either deserve such a send off?

    • LawnGuyLand

      I would have her arrested and file an insurance claim.

  • capt obvious

    ohh the chive…. or as i call it. Shit I saw on reddit yesterday

    • The_Ger

      And for some reason you still find it necessary to not only view The Chive, but to comment about how you've already seen it. Just get over it, go back to reddit, and feel secure in knowing that you are the best one at the internet.

      • capt obvious

        I used to check this site, I found it fun. I then found reddit, saw a pattern…became disappointed
        at least 1/3 (if not more) of everything is the same shit a day later minus the context of the original posting on reddit.

        • Cass

          Looks to me like you're still checking it. Everyone is aware that a lot of images you see on the internet were posted somewhere else first. Personally, I prefer The Chive's format better than Reddit's.

  • Kodos

    #37
    You read this in Jack-voice, yes?

  • https://www.facebook.com/MikeSwordisAwesome Michael Sword

    #6 #18

    Beyond disturbing..

  • Stick

    #18
    Best fucking show on TV for how many years running?

    • Bern

      what show is that!?

      • Chris

        Dr. Who

    • I don't know

      Agreed!

  • The Yoga Pants Judge

    #24 is awesome! LOVE San Andreas! #40 is fucked! is that a guy walking?

    • H.Manback

      #40 The driver has amazing reflexes…..

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