Soooo…. you got wasted (32 Photos)

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  • Darduk

    First bitches and first first first

    • the Abiding Dude

      Sorry about your penis, bro

    • Daywalker

      Just one of lives guilty pleasures

    • Rumers33

      you sir are a douche bag

  • Dave

    first bitches

    • SuperiorTo8

      Lets see who gets more hate. You, or the guy who actually got first

    • Daywalker

      Doin it wrong

  • Dave

    ill take second too, just because im awesome

    • jimbob

      davo, to come second means you are the winner of the losers!

  • PumaBalls

    #29 genius.

    #8 do you think KFC is still open?

    • #387

      Went fishing on Lake Erie yesterday (6-8 ft waves) could have used #29

  • Heather Lynn

    Welp. I offically have no life. Lol


    ❤ a maryland chivette

    • DickFister

      Hang in there, Heather. I'm packing the U-Haul right now

    • Benson

      Let's go Os

    • Rob Sperry

      Right here in Bmore Heather. Well and Annapolis Mon to Fri. KCCO

    • Jason

      Silver Spring, as close to DC as you can get and still be a Marylander

    • p.90

      In Columbia Maryland ! Represent md

    • Buddy

      How about a DE chiver….not too far

      • Lol

        I know exactly who this is, smdh

    • skp

      There are a lot of us. I saw 3 chivers at Arundel Mills Mall last weekend. I still haven't gotten my shirt yet!

    • dudeman

      from columbia, but stationed in South Korea! Chive On!

    • MattyDeuce

      Southern PA is close enough, right?

    • @SoCal_Chiver

      Yes you do

  • SuperiorTo8

    #29 Should be in every Bar, Pub, Club, Beer-hall, Tiki hut, Winery, AND my place

    • Big_James

      Also should be in every College Dorm.

  • walter

    #29 where is this? must be a hell of a party.

  • asdf

    #20 that perscription beer koozie is sweet.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Que the spelling nazis

      • Ribsta

        *queue 😉

        • Anon

          *Cue 😉

          • tralfaz


    • Jay

      They sell them at Northern Tool

  • imjake09

    #24 I could really use some new hobbies about now.

  • darth_smalls

    #25 such a gentleman

  • DickFister

    Corn miners

  • Sean

    Don't you hate when u wake up at 4 in the morning with the anxiety hangover and can't fall back asleep, errrgaherrd whrres mee drink, oh it's on the night stand by the bed.. Of course it is, Jesus

  • HillbillyNinja

    #7 no matter how hammered you get, you'll never be Hank Von Helvete.

  • Steve

    IT makes me happy to see people enjoy the wine i make, for how ever long they can hold it in at least

    • DickFister

      From my POV, she's doing it right

    • barf

      I love classy ladies

  • B Dub

    Loving the tush on #4!

    • Mr_Cellophane

      I miss whale tail. Suburban moms don't do whale tail…or thongs. So sad.

    • bau5s


    • OLET

      Yeah!!! Love that!!!

  • Derp

    so true

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Either I'm married to Lindsay Lohan and she is sleeping around on me, OR this is a common phenomenon.

      • Anonymous

        This literally happened to me Thursday night…. and then she was mad that she woke up with clothes on.

      • Party Yoda

        Common phenomenon it is, young Jedi

    • Biggus Diccus

      It's a common way for women to get what they want without looking like a bitch. They want to go home but don't want to make the guy mad by cutting the night short. So she throws in a couple, "You can stick it anywhere" or "I'm gonna call my friend over when we get home for some real fun". Then passes the fuck out as soon as you get home. Then it's off to youjizz

    • olet

      Whatever..! she's mine!!!

  • Gallus

    #15 – Well, may we see the bottom, please?!

    • mid13

      No, she's mine 😉

      • Ciera Schoen

        Lol u tell em sugar… Now get on your knees and ice!!!!

        • @SoCal_Chiver

          Is this who I think it is?

    • Dick

      Smirnoff Ice adds in this post! Really! BOOOO!

      • ICE ICE baby

        FYI its not an Add its a Chivette, Internet Icing people! so I hope you listened carefullly to her

  • che cazzo

    #7 is a homo

  • Mike453

    #30 keg stand, you're doing it wro… Well, looks pretty good to me.

    • OhioChiver

      In about 3 seconds I forsee a 911 call being placed and someone ending up with a concussion. 😉

  • kal50

    #23 lucky bastard. This is going to end very nicely.

    • Geeee-arth

      It didn't….

  • BigtotheD

    #1 Is that Shaun White? 🙂

  • DickFister

    The Band drummer Levon Helm: "John, I am your father.."
    Just saying…

  • Kato

    #14 Wrong! You should always handle yourself like a sir no matter how the night goes. But good on you Mac for including Trailer Park Boys in here. For Canada and whatever she stands for!

    • Canadian

      Trailer park boys 4 life!!!

  • waitingfordeluxe

    #14 Watch out boys, you're heading straight into a Shitticane!

    • Canadian

      The liquors callin the shots now!

    • nuccabay

      lucy got drunk, it doesnt mean shes a bad mother, everyone gets drunk now and again, like tonight its my turn…

  • Sarge

    #4 Wale Tail!

    • Kodos

      I think it's pronounced "wail"….

      • Canucks_Rule

        and spelled whale. lol.

        • rgfratelli

          Ahhhh spelling, you fickle mistress…

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