Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • dwide schrude

    #8 Jim?

    • Daniel Tosh

      first comment of the first comment

      • ASB


        • navyadam


    • The Truth

      P.A.R.T.Y??? Because I gotta!!

    • Erin

      he's got moobs!

      • El_Hefe

        it ain't that bad.. besides.. he's 50 and that girl is probably like 25

      • Big Poppa

        pointy moobs

    • Dr_StrangePants

      My Idol as a Young Boy in the 90s.
      Mr. Carey

    • caleb

      swimmy, swammy, slippy, slappy….. Sampsonite, I was WAY off!

    • Epic_Failure1

      that girl looks hot, can we get a front view?

    • http://twitter.com/kmrz29 @kmrz29

      shes her daughter

      • http://twitter.com/kmrz29 @kmrz29


  • ainslee


    Berlin- "Take My Breath Away"

    • Firefighter23

      Flogging Molly-Man With No Country

      • Whoopi_G

        Mac Dre- Da real deal.

        • trl87

          Mute Math – Clipping

          • Ben

            Theme song to "Where's My Water"

            • Kevin

              Red jumpsuit apparatus- wake me up….lol

              • thedude325

                Harry Belafonte – the banana boat song….I'm not kidding

        • Lucas

          Pantera – Walk

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        Toby Kieth-lets get drunk and be somebody

      • Uh huh

        5000 candles in the wind by Andy dwire

    • bryanole27

      Deftones – Change

    • Electric Boogalo

      "Birdland" by The String Cheese Incident

      • Matt

        "Ain't Life Grand" by Widespread Panic. I like yours too

    • TCSthesecond

      MGMT – Electric Feel

    • 5eagles

      Chicken Fried – Zac Brown Band

    • dchiburg

      Damn! Sum 41-The Hell Song

    • The Batman

      lmao !! Metallica – For whom the bell tolls ….

      • frank

        Haha Me too!

        • Matt

          Me too!

    • Lonely Dude


      • bummer

        The sounds of keyboards ticking away…

        • stevodude

          That's gonna be a shitty funeral man… sorry… lol

    • Roderick

      Frank Zappa – Montana

    • hitman219

      The Young Dubliners – "A Pair of Brown Eyes"

    • Daniel Tosh

      "Call Me Maybe"
      shit I hope no one goes to my funeral

      • Trav1121

        Me too. 😦 gawddamn radio made my funeral gay, but catchy…

    • lexxy

      chalk outline- three days grace

    • MattyDeuce

      In This Moment – "Whore"


    • peanut3603

      Eminem – On Fire

    • Shooter McGavin

      The Offspring – You're Gonna go Far Kid

    • FTFO

      Guns N' Roses- "Live and Let Die"

      • guest

        apparently not

    • F Pandora

      Mo Money Mo Problems… Fuck.

      • Lev

        Mine was similar: "Hard Out Here For A Pimp".

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Pearl Jam – Jeremy

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.brockington.3 Tony Brockington

      Nice Ill take it. CCR-Bad Moon Rising

    • burt

      MASH theme song suicide is painless

    • Tornpantz

      Only the Lonely …

    • LanceFabulous

      "Early to bed" by Sam Jackson. Not too early I hope

    • Mike

      Eric Church- "What I Almost Was"

    • miles.v

      "Touched" by VAST

      • Dan

        Great band. They really should have been much more famous than they were.

    • mtella88

      damien rice – connonball

    • redmike70

      "Paralyzer"- Finger Eleven. At that point I dont think I would care.

    • Livin' Legend

      Nothing. Guess that means I won't have one. Either immortality or disappearance. Either way works for me!

    • Kato

      Ambient noise a.k.a. traffic sounds, cats having sex, chinese pedestrians and a crying baby.

      • Keye Luke

        I love that track

    • http://twitter.com/juliarod89 @juliarod89

      Mountain Sounds by Of Monsters and Men

    • Cebs

      Salt n pepa – Push it! hahaha

    • Ahhh Yeahhh

      Guns N Roses – Knocking On Heaven's Door

    • r00s7a

      Paradise City, GnR

    • celkali

      Main theme from Chaplin (1991). Awwww, slightly perfect 😦 .

      It was ALMOST Zorba's Dance (that one Greek song), which, incidentally, is what my grandfather wants played at his funeral.

    • http://www.cavsplace.com/ Cavalary

      Ravenscry – Nobody

    • hu flung poo

      The Band Perry- If I die young. :'-(

    • UNCchivette

      Gangnam Style – I think you know who it's by. My parents would kill me if I wasn't already dead…

      • mid13

        I'm guilty as well. =/

    • William Money

      Hold on to what you believe – Mumford and Sons

    • Trey P.

      PIMP – 50 Cent

    • Happy Trees

      Led Zeppelin – Thank You

    • Bob Hope

      Jerrod Niemann – "Shinin' On Me"

    • The Cat in The Hat

      Luke Sital Singh- Dark
      Your fall in love with it as it is such a haunting song.

    • Hank

      Beers Ago by Toby Keith

    • jjjjjjjj

      A chevy commercial 😦

      • Daniel

        Like a Rock! It's the Heartbeat of America.

    • Norm

      Wasted on the Way – CSN

    • Dray


    • oughtnot

      "It's time" – Imagine Dragons

    • Wally

      Daft Punk – Face to Face

    • greg

      young forever – jay-z

    • H-town

      Loser – Beck.

      sadly fitting……

    • SkyVader

      Alive – Pearl Jam

    • Sushi Mutilator

      Riders Of The Damned by Black Label Society

    • masternate

      cky – sara's mask

    • moose_nutz

      Afghan Whigs – Lovecrimes

    • Guy

      Epic Sax Guy

    • Guest

      We Are Young – Fun. Seems inappropriate somehow…

    • Skagen

      Turbonegro – i got erection

    • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

      opening song to "Firefly"

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Damn, Kid. It'll be like episode where find their friend in the Coffin.

    • jenni

      The last night by Skillet 🙂

    • Eli

      Someone is watching its always sunny !

    • Dwreck

      Position ain't lookin for nothin but a good time

    • rjcool123

      Robert Johnson- "Drunken Hearted Man"

    • FunKiller

      It's clear to me that because of these songs, many of you need to make some serious life changes…..just saying!

    • LP0716

      Sixx: A.M. – Life is Beautiful

    • Samantha

      "Quit paying games with my heart" backstreet boys

    • Chris

      Wild nights by 311

    • C J

      Torn Beyond Reason by Woods of Desolation

    • Chris

      "Still Alive" – Lisa Mikovsky

    • sweething8765

      You and Me LifeHouse >_<

    • Justin

      J-Live – The Upgrade
      Fuck yeah!

    • Daniel

      Dimples- John Lee Hooker

    • Shabooms

      ESPN MNF countdown!

      • Carl

        Same here

    • Stan_Dalone

      Pink Floyd Comfortably Numb

    • Adrian

      Whatever music is playing while being on hold with unemployment. Could this be bad?

    • Matt C

      The Theme from "The Peoples' Court" playing in the other room :-/

    • padres20

      Mumford & Sons- I Will Wait. Good Song!

    • paulwells55337

      The theme from Two and a Half Men

    • Chorel

      Shockwave by Black Tide. Can't say I hate the choice. I actually LOVE the choice.

    • Rybone

      Armor for Sleep – The Truth About Heaven

    • moot

      TAKE THIS SHIT TO 4CHAN … GTFO with the 4chan crap; honestly.

    • aorhyoi

      Sinead O'Connor – "Molly Malone"

    • Amanda

      Help, I'm alive-metric. Ah shit.

    • chris

      RHCP Under the Bridge

    • Miggy

      some gay ass hold music! aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!

    • NorCal420

      Alex Clare – Too Close… damn. 😦

    • Yajari

      Watching TV show Wipeout

    • Eddie

      Belinda Carlisle – Heaven Is A Place On Earth
      Quite appropriate.

    • Jake

      "The Analog Kid" – Rush

      • Applefish

        What a great song!

    • Dutch Chiver

      Asaf Avidan – One day / Reckoning Song (Wankelmut Remix)

    • Dan

      After seeing this, I kicked on my Pandora channel and got Guns N Roses version of "Knockin on Heaven's Door". Creepy…

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Bad Lip Reading-
        "Shoot a Russian Unicorn" ;D

    • TashyC

      Faithful Night, Listening ~ Great Lake Swimmers

    • Dave

      Jump in the Fire – Metallica. Quite fitting I think 🙂

    • guest

      Kravitz-"I want to get away"

    • Tyler

      The Monday Night Football theme song. Not sure if that would be awesome or terrible.

    • FSU

      feelin stronger every day-chicago

    • vinn

      Highway to Hell – AC/DC

    • Guest

      "Way Down in the Hole" – Rolling Stones

    • A.J.R

      Monday night football intro

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830300 Kevin Rutan

      Drake – "Miss Me,"

      Ironic right?

    • Sabrina

      Gangnam Style… ooooh yeah XD

      • torqued

        black widow-children of bodom

    • Garret

      ANTHRAX-The Devil You Know.

    • Charlie Sheen

      Metallica-"Dont Tread On Me"

    • hoboextreme

      KOAN Sound- Sly Fox

    • ghostofmlg

      Theme to "The Big Bang Theory"! Sheldon takes acting lessons. I wanna do Penny and Bernadette – together. But not Leslie or Amy. Enough beer and I'd do Sheldon's Mom, enough Tequila and I'd do Leonard's Mom. Not enough booze for Howard's Mom.

    • Dan

      Country Roads – John Denver

    • Jerfferson


    • ConstableDubs

      Alice in Chains – Bleed the Freak

    • Chris

      No music atm so perhaps it will be The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Body Heat Part 1

      Lucky Me!!! My corpse will STILL have some SOUL!

    • Coltcolorado

      Quitter's raga- Golden Panda

    • h0s3

      cannibal corpse – stripped, raped and strangled

    • ando

      Intervention theme song? shit…….

    • Jeff

      Led Zeppelin – No Quarter

    • Hunter

      Five Finger Death Punch – Bad company

    • brian

      making love outta nothing at all

      • ChurchoftheFonz

        Air Supply? Bummer!

    • CroToll

      Tainted Love – Soft Cell

    • Dustin

      monday night football….

    • Busterbwn

      James Brown-people get you up drive you down. True irony.

      • Natasha

        Keep fishin weezer

    • Gandalf

      Foo Fighters – "Learn to Fly"

    • Ponderous

      This is really weird that it was playing but Bob Dylan, Trying to get to heaven.

    • Nolaboy

      Rick astley – never gonna give you up…
      Rolling people from the grave
      Epic last request

    • Thewizardofwoz

      Monster truck – Seven Seas Blues. Could do worse, sweet tune haha

    • Goo_lee_n

      "I feel so close to you right now" — Calvin Harris

    • ArrJay

      Dust Bowl Dance – Mumford and Sons

    • Jimmy

      Fellowship of the Ring theme.

    • Math

      Lee Moses – Bad girl

    • Frankee

      Franky Rizardo – Caracoles (DJ Chus Iberican Mix)

    • Cookie

      Thriller – I LOL when I saw this!

    • andie

      Break by Three Days Grace

    • Marc

      Foo Fighters – Times Like These

    • Asko

      Eläkeläiset – Tilulilulei

    • GB_

      Classic rock station playing Cutting Crew's "I Just Died In Your Arms" as I read this …

    • corbetron

      Joker and the theif.. wolfmother…. apt…

    • Rodney England

      Only God Knows Why – Kidd Rock with Jamey Johnson

    • Honey badger

      Deftones- hole in the earth.

    • enovygod

      Weirdly enough; "Funeral" By Band of Horses. It was really strange.

    • mcfarm12

      Since you've been gone by the outfield

    • go home

      Big Empty – STP

    • Lionet

      "Dear Mr. President" – 4 Non Blondes

    • JentleMe

      Toby Keith – American Soldier

    • http://twitter.com/Jeffrey__Scott @Jeffrey__Scott

      Slide – Goo Goo Dolls

    • Jouhker

      Pearl Jam- Just Breathe

    • Poke4Life

      Now You're Just Somebody That I Used to Know

    • The Dane

      Sweet dreams – Eurythmics

    • madi

      Futurama theme song… This should be fun

    • http://www.facebook.com/lilsnoop2k7 Marcus Snoopy Hall

      Fuck….. Buried Alive – Avenged Sevenfold

    • http://twitter.com/beavis8abird @beavis8abird

      Powderfinger – My Happiness

    • Paul from the gump

      Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana

      • Jim

        Day Dream Believer. Glad I'll be dead.

  • Quisp

    #3 Uri Geller's ice cream shop

    • Adam

      Liars by All of You

    • anteater

      It's great to know that at least 17 people get this joke.

      • Big Poppa

        He was great pals wiyh MJ not only the spoons were bent in that household…

  • bob_the_cook

    #13- COTW!
    #48- do you seriously expect us to believe that's all the pictures that were taken?
    #50- Also COTW!

    • AssHaterson

      Yea, where are the pics of you Me(a)g(h)ans making out?

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        why is every chick named meghan so freakin hot? MOAR!!!!

        • Chiver3532

          the blonde is a babe

          • tralfaz

            I think her name is Meghan.

            • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

              It's actually Meaghan.

              • Dr_StrangePants

                damn, I was calling her Mehgean.

              • Pete

                Making me miss KC…

    • Michael

      Whipped cream bikini? I think yes…

    • thechevron

      there are more pics of them on meaghans twitter account.

    • Jezza67

      When she picked up the whipped cream, I began to cry tears of joy. But then I scrolled to pic 3 and began to cry for real.

  • iron


    It helped… it really did.

    • Antwan


  • Jim Halpert

    no matter how crazy or shitty a weekend gets, the monday dar always has a way of putting a smile on my face

  • http://www.facebook.com/dominic.matteo.1 Dominic Matteo

    Dar on the ride home from work is a beautiful thing

    • NorCal420

      chiving while driving?

  • Macro

    #19 Yowza, send in some more!
    #37 She is just simply gorgeous.

    • George Zip

      double ditto on #37

      • Derby

        Even more than that.
        Yawlp! Gulp! Whoa!

      • bom

        Yeah should definitely get moar of #37 she is a really gorgeous.

    • moose_nutz

      #19 Mos def.

      • Please!

        we need lots MOAR!!!

      • Jacobus

        if i could click like more i would spend a day doing so #19 FTW!!!!!!!

    • Jezza67

      Wholeheartedly agree on both.

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #8 It's a special feeling…where you'd do anything to bone her.

    • Big Poppa

      Damn Jim has some pointy moobs!

  • gft


    • Will

      I hate replying to these because trolls like you crave them but…..you're not even fucking close dude.

  • JMAR

    #48 Meaghan is amazing!!!WOW!!!

    • Boozer

      Where's the gif? Last week they said they were going to Bounce All The Things? BRING IT!

    • Baxpin

      Boy, that escalated quickly

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      me(a)g(h)an your rack is fantastic. That is all.

    • Hipster joe

      Two girls one chive cup

    • Daniel Tosh

      stop trying to be a internet celeb. We just like your boobs.

      Don't forget to visit my tosh.O blog

      • Notdaniel

        Stop trying to be Daniel. Fucking loser.

        • Daniel Tosh

          I'll stop as soon you stop sucking dick

      • Dr. J

        If you want to be an Internet celeb, then show us those sweater puppies on your twitter

    • Sean

      Megan is pretty hot too

    • AllanA

      GOOD GOD!!!

    • Kato

      They're both amazing! What I'd do to have a couple of drinks with them.

    • http://www.kirishoru.com kirishoru

      At the bottom of the last frame of this pic…are those googly-eyes?

    • Dave

      Couldn't agree more. My favorite of this DAR.

    • Jer

      It doesn't count unless we see a nipple. And you bust out whip cream, and the best you can do is feed it to her? Am I the only one who's disappointed that I didn't see a whip cream bra?

  • Whoopi_G

    #19 Holy shit….tits.

    • JohnMcClane_

      Things are definitely built for comfort rather than speed…and I am TOTALLY ok with that!

    • FunKiller

      Not just tits…..fantastic tits!

      • Canucks_Rule

        no other pic in the dar mattered today. lol.

  • HOOK

    #19,#48,#50 Great fun bags.

    • bla bla

      i think meghan looks like a sexier, bustier version of tina fey. meaghan looks a lil thick for my taste.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #48 – Looking at that while at work..Bad idea. I love Heavy Mondays.

  • Whoopi_G

    #42 Perfect shape. Let's see the other side as well.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      If we save the tree's, can we eat the bush?

      • Jason

        Save a tree, eat a beaver

      • padres20

        I didn't even notice her shirt said that. Not really interested in reading the shirt!

    • Chase


    • PEP

      WOW thats a fantastic ass! *golf clap*

  • Verbal_Kint

    #19 is gorgeous. Wow… #23 might have put you in a new tax bracket…

    • Boomer Sooner

      #23 NO SHIT! Are you fucking kidding me? You just tore up a winning lottery ticket you fool!

      • some-dude

        lol. The first person she tries to sell it to would probably shoot her in the face for it.

        • JIm

          Sell it in smaller quantities then?

      • Are You Kidding Me?

        Hand in the bad drugs to the police. Go to the bar and drink good drugs.


      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        what an idiot….

    • Marklars

      A better Chivette would have took it home and smoked it

    • skin

      Its probably not worth much. Reason being that they've been floating up here in the keys for the past few weeks and 95% of them are wet and moldy. But it still does the trick 😉

      • bczu

        If its cocaine you just need some rice

        • whos.mike

          Or baking soda to mix with the water….. Or you can use ammonia and a microwave, then you can make some 50cent money.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #1 I got this

  • bones

    #48 there is a god………

  • joe shabadoo


    yea just keep reposting this, nobody will notice……..

    • http://twitter.com/SecurityrisKCCO @SecurityrisKCCO

      Said the pissed off Hipster

  • orangewhip

    #19 sweet baby jesus.

  • Tillman61

    #42 I never cared much for Ewoks. Until now. I really care now.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Save the tree's, eat the bush.

  • Beltes

    #26 obviously has a death wish

    • ImpressMe

      Thats just mean….mean and delicious….

  • Brother Maynard

    #3 HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Brutus

      Microwave for 30 seconds

    • Doug

      like its ever happened to you….

    • Doug

      btw tool sucks

    • Pappy Crux

      Use a fork. It works!

  • nice

    #19. that is all. now back to work. thanks chive

  • JoeShmoe99

    What's up with the KCCO tattoos? I mean, I like this site as much as the next red-blooded American, but KCCO for the rest of my life? C'mon folks.

    Oh, and first?

    • Gueat

      It's because you touch yourself at night

    • Lonely Dude

      Or it's just a Sharpie…

    • Marge

      Ever hear of a Sharpie?

    • MattyDeuce

      Yea dude, they are totally real too!

    • moose_nutz

      Da fuq? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • mshark

      Red blooded American? This thing ain't nation wide, world over Schmoe. Oh, and thank you for enlightening us with your judgement.

      • mshark is slow

        Red blooded American? This thing ain't nation wide, world over Schmoe. Oh, and thank you for enlightening us with your judgement.

        ^You make 0 sense. Im glad a few people "Thumbs Upped" your comment….idiots unite.

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