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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (24 Photos)

September 17, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational

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misschris

#22 What the actual fuck Japan?

Boooo

I really don't want the context, either.
fuzzy_1

is this a version of an alien movie?
twagholio

Sara Jessica Parker before the operation?
SeaRay

Sam and Max!!!!!
Anonymous

And now for context! This is a photoshop of an image taken from Ichigo Mashimaro (Strawberry Marshmallow) OVA Episode 2 at around 21:25, in case anyone wanted to know. It certainly wasn't easy to find. -.-

Boooo

#3 This is how I feel today.

Brutus

Look at that silly dog, high as fuck trying to jump over that pole and shit.

whyme1973

#6 Where do I send my resume?
#24 Damn space age materials!

TrueDatStory

I've been seeing #24 for years now, is there a name to that pair?!

Flynn

Bottom of this old cracked article: http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/ (you may also enjoy the rest of it too…)
Flynn

Ah, my apologies, after I went and checked, I saw they only show her face, and a first name. It's a start though..

paulhitchcock

#6 The Chive offices. That's the view of Courtney Macomb from Bob's desk.
bob

i stared at 24 for 10 minutes hoping it was a Gif and it would pop.

dawgbone98

#23 Accompanying me on this away mission. Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu and Ensign Ricky

northerner

The "Star Trek Law of the Expendable Crewman" is never violated. If an "Away Team" has cast regulars on the team and one you never saw before, you can rest assured the unknown IS TOAST before the first commercial.
ice l

If the red shirts get killed all the time how the fuck did the one guy get so old.

Also, it must suck being that old and still being a red shirt. What path did you have to take to never get a promotion.

RYNO!

#14 At least you got something out of her.

Nay-sayers

Next time ask for a RIM JOB. At least then you can get some new wheels for your car.

Doug Funny

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!
non, a

Fuck you, button. #24
Tom

#7 Wouldn't want to be on the same street as that thing

ChaaMandoo

Burn that street down…

kal50

#14 Hey, at least she went and got you a beer.
kal50

#19 Put the fruit in the beer – then put the beer in the fruit

Shway

Shorty will you be my, Corona and lime? And I will be your… main squeeze!

guard

#19 very true.

Chadillac

I swear I've been telling people that shit for years.
Simon

Isn't it supposed to repel insects in its native areas?

Chris

Thats exactly it, it's used by the Mexican people (where the beer comes from) to repel mosquitoes because they do not like the scent of the lime. Someone decided to push his in one day for no apparent reason

jordan

Yeah we should stick with all those high quality American beers I hear so much about.

Big Poppa

hey barman my beer tastes like piss,
It's ok so does everyone elses. the Buds are on me!
TCH23

High quality American beers????? HAHAHAHAHA what a joke. I can tell you know nothing about beer

sam

#19 lime in beer is delicious. haters gonna hate

The_Ger

Real beer is delicious, and requires no additives.

crazydog

But that dark shit people keep saying is so good tastes like brewed oak bark.

Corona IS the best
EuropeanBeer

Since Americans never learned how to make real beer you might as well drink some with additives from your neighbours

Dan

#24 one of the only reposts i never get tired of seeing…then get mad at for strong buttons!!
Dutch Chiver

#10
Easy, he was spaced out….

https://www.facebook.com/Slarockthemc Justin Roelofsen

no the national color of holland (aka the dutch) is orange…:P

vlad

And that makes him different from the other 500 some guys wearing orange how?

trl87

Easier to think about why Red 6's name was Porkins.
bob

no no no, he has gas, and dutch ovens his spaceship cockpit.
SWFU

actually its a mistake…….its really pronounced dooosh see?

reaperACTUAL

#8 read this in Cartman's voice, laughed, read it again…. scolled on….
fgbsgb

I'm not 100% sure when began reading the comments section on the Chive. But each and every day I am more and more astounded by how annoying some Chivers are. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Alex J

Like you for instance? Your post was pretty annoying.
ChaaMandoo

I don't understand why whine about it when your aren't forced to read them?

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Verbal_Kint

#23 I'm about 2/3 through Shat's autobiography and it's fucking hilarious.

http://twitter.com/sean_armstrong @sean_armstrong

Upvoted for using the word 'Shat' in a sentence that wasn't used to describe anything shitty.

Simon

Here come the thumbs down, but the motivation posts used to be, you know, motivational. These are all meme-ishly demotivational. Oh well, not to worry.
http://www.facebook.com/james.franklin.bishop James Bishop

This sucked… I need better motivation

TheCanadianGuy

Wow.. I didn't know people used facebook on here. Your girlfriend has way to many pictures of herself open to the public…

rdub

#12 Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws.
shinystuffrocks

#1 I read that as "diabeetus"..

James

Bacon fights diabetes.

Rich

#10
Not as bad as "Porkins"

trl87

Porkins makes a lot more sense really

John

#17 Little bastard can sit and cry in an empty bathtub far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't be touching that even if it was my child.

Busy Bee

The real true parent would taste it to see if it was chocolate.

torrlato

haha http://grancoleccionporno.blogspot.com/

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