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September 17, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#22 What the actual fuck Japan?
I really don't want the context, either.
is this a version of an alien movie?
Sara Jessica Parker before the operation?
Sam and Max!!!!!
And now for context! This is a photoshop of an image taken from Ichigo Mashimaro (Strawberry Marshmallow) OVA Episode 2 at around 21:25, in case anyone wanted to know. It certainly wasn't easy to find. -.-
#3 This is how I feel today.
Look at that silly dog, high as fuck trying to jump over that pole and shit.
#6 Where do I send my resume?
#24 Damn space age materials!
I've been seeing #24 for years now, is there a name to that pair?!
Bottom of this old cracked article: http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/ (you may also enjoy the rest of it too…)
Ah, my apologies, after I went and checked, I saw they only show her face, and a first name. It's a start though..
#6 The Chive offices. That's the view of Courtney Macomb from Bob's desk.
i stared at 24 for 10 minutes hoping it was a Gif and it would pop.
#23 Accompanying me on this away mission. Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu and Ensign Ricky
The "Star Trek Law of the Expendable Crewman" is never violated. If an "Away Team" has cast regulars on the team and one you never saw before, you can rest assured the unknown IS TOAST before the first commercial.
If the red shirts get killed all the time how the fuck did the one guy get so old.
Also, it must suck being that old and still being a red shirt. What path did you have to take to never get a promotion.
#14 At least you got something out of her.
Next time ask for a RIM JOB. At least then you can get some new wheels for your car.
Fuck you, button. #24
#7 Wouldn't want to be on the same street as that thing
Burn that street down…
#14 Hey, at least she went and got you a beer.
#19 Put the fruit in the beer – then put the beer in the fruit
Shorty will you be my, Corona and lime? And I will be your… main squeeze!
#19 very true.
I swear I've been telling people that shit for years.
Isn't it supposed to repel insects in its native areas?
Thats exactly it, it's used by the Mexican people (where the beer comes from) to repel mosquitoes because they do not like the scent of the lime. Someone decided to push his in one day for no apparent reason
Yeah we should stick with all those high quality American beers I hear so much about.
hey barman my beer tastes like piss,
It's ok so does everyone elses. the Buds are on me!
High quality American beers????? HAHAHAHAHA what a joke. I can tell you know nothing about beer
#19 lime in beer is delicious. haters gonna hate
Real beer is delicious, and requires no additives.
But that dark shit people keep saying is so good tastes like brewed oak bark.
Corona IS the best
Since Americans never learned how to make real beer you might as well drink some with additives from your neighbours
#24 one of the only reposts i never get tired of seeing…then get mad at for strong buttons!!
Easy, he was spaced out….
no the national color of holland (aka the dutch) is orange…:P
And that makes him different from the other 500 some guys wearing orange how?
Easier to think about why Red 6's name was Porkins.
no no no, he has gas, and dutch ovens his spaceship cockpit.
actually its a mistake…….its really pronounced dooosh see?
#8 read this in Cartman's voice, laughed, read it again…. scolled on….
I'm not 100% sure when began reading the comments section on the Chive. But each and every day I am more and more astounded by how annoying some Chivers are. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Like you for instance? Your post was pretty annoying.
I don't understand why whine about it when your aren't forced to read them?
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#23 I'm about 2/3 through Shat's autobiography and it's fucking hilarious.
Upvoted for using the word 'Shat' in a sentence that wasn't used to describe anything shitty.
Here come the thumbs down, but the motivation posts used to be, you know, motivational. These are all meme-ishly demotivational. Oh well, not to worry.
This sucked… I need better motivation
Wow.. I didn't know people used facebook on here. Your girlfriend has way to many pictures of herself open to the public…
#12 Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws.
#1 I read that as "diabeetus"..
Bacon fights diabetes.
Not as bad as "Porkins"
Porkins makes a lot more sense really
#17 Little bastard can sit and cry in an empty bathtub far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't be touching that even if it was my child.
The real true parent would taste it to see if it was chocolate.
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