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September 17, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, WTF
all seem like tapiture members
Just read where a midget was pickpocketed, i wondered who would stoop that low.
An old woman at the ATM told me she didn't see too well and would i mind checking her balance. So i pushed her over.
I just felt wrong looking at these pictures. Gotta wash my hands now.
1. Take can.
2. Spray girl in face til she passes out.
The natural scent of the douchebag. If you're over the age of 19 and own a can of Axe … kill yourself.
The smell of the high school locker room will haunt me forever.
Virgin and vagina sound similar. Invalid argument
Virgin, noun, one who has not stuck their dick in a vagina…
#16 Hey look, It's Stork from Animal House…oh no It's just a lonely dude.
He's got a raging boner right now
Pretty sure he doesn't belong here. Dork or not, his right hand appears to be entwined with the left hand of the girl in front of him. So barring extreme cock-tease friendzone…
Rian, they feel like a bag of sand.
"Me so horny!…..ahh Me so STUPID!!!"
A bag of sand? Woah looks like we now have two people that have not felt a boob. Maybe 'a bag of sand' could compare just maybe if your feeling up someones grandma you sick basturd
somebody has obviously not seen the 40 year old virgin….
hahah it's tv paul
Nope, I got a wife & 3 kids. I couldn't afford all that stuff. All I can afford is a coffee maker full of hot dogs.
I see what you did there!
It's easy to get laid when you love COCK!!!
Tell us more Amber. The stage is yours…
Poor poor Rian. #15
Is this the real face of Hook or Splat?
Im not gonna lie here, however, at times I am at their level of nerdy, and sometimes I stop and wonder how in the world was my virginity was taken. then I drop everything Im doing, suit up and be awesome.
#8 hahaha >.<
Good to have hobbies but creepy Japanese toys will scare girls away, lol.
Did you know Princess Zelda shows her boobs in none of these? #1
Did you know that you can look up boobs on the internet if that is what you want? You play Zelda for other reasons.
you have to wonder….hmmmm, they all look super happy and get to put as many hours as they want into theor passion without hearing "are you done yet"…"we never spend quality time together, we spend a lot of tine woth each other but its not quality time" (wtf does that even mean), "we never get to watch what o want to watch, im putting greys anatomy on", "we are going to dinner at my parents house sunday"…..with modern space age pocket pussys amd free unlimited porn of anything you want to see….i would say these nerdy virgins got shit figured out
even if these guys had girlfriends…trust me i dont think they would ever hear "are you done yet"… more like "you're done already?"
I'm pretty much with you. The time I've spent hunting sex, I really should have put into a good hobby.
And just FORGET MARRIAGE. Complete disaster.
Keep your shit and play your damn games, boys.
They could find a girl who also games…oh and who isn't a needy bitch!
Fuck buddy. That is all
I don't care what the post is about but #1 is bad ass.
Yes, that is
it is only appropriate that Mac posted this gallery.
i think every one of these pics is a repost
#18 … He can get the hair right but not the number of blades on each hand.. sheesh
#7 if I touch her shoulder, Im gonna blow a load
That's Summer Glau. She could swipe the swiss army keychain from your skinny jeans and kill you with it before you could say "cute."
Why? Because she played the terminator? It's just tv dude, a 80 lbs chick is not that badass.
I was kidding. But since you mention it, she is trained in kung fu, is a kickboxer, and is a ballet dancer.
Damn hover hands. Touch her like you mean it.
I had my picture taken with her at Emerald City comicon this year, and I asked her if she wanted me to hover-hand, figuring she'd had fat, sweaty nerds pawing her all day, She told me to just go for it, so I clamped on and pawed her like the fat, sweaty nerd I am. True story, Bro.
#2 OMG is the Fat Pikachu!…
#13 Is that vest/shorts combo made of duct tape?!?!?!
#29 I guess Oedipus uses Siri too..
I <3 Nerds and Gamer Dudes
We like you too
Shut up, anomally.
… as friends
well hello there angel care to spar with me?
You only found 28 of these? Go over to Facebook's office for an hour.
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