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September 18, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Beautiful
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#14 that's what she said
Betcha Bob Marley would have thumbed this UP.
#18 BOOM! Tough actin' Tenactin.
#21 True Story…
Mix all that together and you end up with one hell of a story to tell your friends about.
Owwww….but I love all these things….
Three out of four ain't bad.
I hate picnics too bro.
I agree with all of that, except lobster is pretty damned good when done right and with enough butter.
so is anal sex
Spoken like a man that's never had anal sex with a lobster while drunk on champagne at a picnic. Life isn't what you have but what you can do with what you have.
#9 I can't take this serious when it's in Comic Sans.
I can't take you seriously when you don't know the difference between adjectives and adverbs.
That was my damn quote.
BS Tesla, stop trying to ride my coat tails!
How's my Alternating Current working out for you?
not so great for me
#21 woah what about eating lobster and drinking champagne at while having anal sex at a picnic
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Perhaps he's never been the pitcher, only the catcher.
Yeah that's still crap… If done right then if rocks from both positions.
Most over-rated picnic ever.
Lobster is the bottom-feeding rat of the sea. It used to be fed to prisoners because no one else wanted to eat it. Fishermen used to throw it back when it got caught in their nets. Lobster only became "a delicacy" when they started shipping it inland and charging a lot of money for it to pay for transportation costs. It has no flavor; no one would even eat it if they didn't have a bowl of melted butter to dip it in or if it wasn't drowned in some kind of sauce or bisque or stuffed in ravioli.
^ can't afford lobster.
No, not here…
Wait for the DAR there will be boobs a plenty
#23 Just Awesome
Carl Sagan, Carl Sandberg, what's the difference?
"All quotes on the internet are attributed correctly" – Abe Lincoln
along the path of the beam…
#1…and suddenly I feel like playing a round of bowling and drinking a bunch of white russians.
You don't play a round of bowling, that would be golf.
"Obviously you're not a golfer"
#3 I do that every Hump Day…
#11 Oh the Irony
I believe that was the point…
#1 the dude has a point
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#23 is Carl Sandburg, not Carl Sagan
We need a Chive meetup in Chicago soon. The days are getting shorter and there are far too many single people in this city.
#1 You're out of your fucking element Donnie!!!
I am the walrus??
Shut the fuck up, Donny! …. V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
#11 This. Most of the "inspirational quotes" posted here are mindless glurge, the kind of stuff that appeals to 14-year-old girls who think that they've got a rough life because their boyfriend broke up with them.
You should learn from those mindless glurge quotes.. maybe you'd be less of an asshole.
You're a cunt.
Powerful stuff, a truly compelling argument.
No, I'd just be the kind of asshole who goes around substituting platitudes for real insight.
#26 well said
Does he get to take credit for that? I've said that before.
#22 is also a complete fraud! Was busted for writing a autobiography which turned out to be complete fiction!
My bad I was thinking James Fry…..oooops! Shit, it turns out I'm human after all. Dammit!
# 21 I disagree . As a female I love all of those
Calling bullshit. Quit trying to get attention by saying you 'love anal,' no girl loves anal…lol
u dont get out much do u i have met a couple girls who love anal keep lookin they're out there
lol love the way she threw the "as a female" in there. Completely irrelevant to the comment, she just wanted the pervs on this site to thumbs up her because some chick likes anal.
Glad someone else sees what's going on here
It has almost made me orgasm when it's done right…
#21 I'm inclined to agree with all but the anal sex thing.
I love it when a chick with tits slams her cock in my ass.
#17 I don't always steal, but when I do it's from those who won't notice it's missing.
Jim J stole two hours of my life for each of his boring-ass movies I sat through because some pretentious film snob tried to convince me he's some kind of genius.
#21 I have never in my life wanted to throw someone off a bridge as bad as this guy.. Have you ever had a rich girl take you out to a lobster dinner on Cape Cod and drank champagne with it while ti all gets put on her daddy's credit card, then gone up to you hotel room and have her ask you to put it in her butt? Its the closest thing there is to heaven… I do agree however that picnics blow.
You've never had any of those things.
You free-loading bastard
And here I sit on the Chive…….
This is actually only part of a quote on why he doesn't believe in exercise. The rest of the sentence says something to the effect of- why would I speed up the process.
"Wherever you go, there you are" – someone, somewhere.
I'm sure it wasn't the first time it was ever said but the first time I heard it was in the Buckaroo Banzi movie.
Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Laugh-a while you can monkeyboy.
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