Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Buda B

    Where is #11 and how can I get some?

    • Taipan

      Believe there is a video on youtube of a couple of Dutch football teams playing a friendly with these inflatable things on. From memory the commentary and visuals are out-right hilarious. Afraid that's all I can do in terms or where and how.

      • Smithy

        Search "Swedish bubble football".
        They also do a hilarious "Electro-shock football"

        • Belge

          its actually norwegian, but anyway they have places in norway where we can play this. have done it and its hilarious. There wasnt many goals as nobody cared for the ball and just ran in to eachother.

    • loves sammiches

      …and you can get some by paying a hooker.

    • Beev

      • fed


    • Underbaker

      I wanna play.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 Fix it up all you want bro, it's still a fucking ZX2

    • This.

      #15 ….and that's the story of how my dog caught crabs…

      • Rusty Shackleford

        Way to piggyback… douche

        • This.

          Deal with it…while I'm here… this "bro"… "cool story bro" "come at me bro" using bro in every fucking sentence bullshit is getting very old so you are a douche as well. Just so you know.

          • Defrosty

            Cool story, bro

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            Just so you know, you're the only one coming off as a douche. Just you. Nobody else in this thread.

            • tfritzy08


              • Yourmom

                U mad bro?

    • InRetrospect

      he must have put the rocket spoiler on to distract you from noticing he has dual exhaust tips outside the fenders…… I bet the front has a HUGE air scoop bumper with a million Xeon lights to blind on coming traffic.

  • carol

    I need to be treated for my patience

  • Shway

    #6 Royal with cheeeeeeese

    • Hipster joe

      Now that's a tasty burger.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mike.klug.39 Mike Klug

      May I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down

    • Kato

      Big Kahuna Burger

      • louistulley

        That's that Ha-waiian burger joint?

    • JPK

      Say WHAT again!

      • Kato

        WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in WHAT?

    • guest

      Mumm Mummm bitch…..Hows it taste mother fucker

      I miss the Dave Chappelle!

    • Brett

      Because of the metric system?

  • Romeo

    #12 MOAR you are beautiful

    • babyfartsux


    • Alex J

      Agreed… stunning

    • HOOK^ ^ ^ ^ ^

      You look like you might have a cock…I think I love you.

    • DrGarnicus

      She is stunning!

    • they be like smooth

      yup, still a butterface

  • Aaron

    Not first



  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #17 And this is your girlfriend on heroin…

    • Kato

      Nah, she's just frozen in time.

    • Zaedrus

      Looks like she's getting hit by the bus.

      • EpicFacePalm

        after scoring meth…

  • Derp

    #5 King of the castle! King of the castle!

  • JJJ

    #28 – yikes!

    • Alan!

      Must have moar!

    • Marklar

      get that fuckin dog out of the shot

    • Bdrizzle

      Please find this girl

    • derk

      isnt that jenna marbles?

    • dcdcccdc

      i just noticed the dog :()

      • dcdcccdc


  • http://Thechive.com Fatmangus

    #6 Now THAT’S a tasty burger.

  • Xander

    Yeah homos I'm 1st

    • Buda B

      Yes you are! Great job. Now go forth and continue your successes elsewhere.

  • Patroclus

    #31 that is the most badass thing I have ever seen

    • Fatmangus


    • steve

      shame its a computer game.

      • Patroclus

        Nice. You wanna tell me santa isn't real too. Just let me believe!

        • steve

          Oh Santa is real, but the tooth fairy is not sorry.

          • Big Poppa

            who've i had locked in my basement for the past 3 years?

          • Black6dog

            You say that but this clearly says true story http://www.gagbay.com/images/2012/09/true_story_t

            • steve

              The tooth fairy taught kids to sell there body parts for money, so if she is real you can blame her for prostitution

            • phoneboy

              Sorry but Snopes also says that it's a game. It's from Battlefield 2.

              Bottom line: it's from a video game.

    • Whorebait

      Battlefield 2, one of the best games created…

    • bob

      if this is REAL, then this dude NEVER pays for beer again. EVER.

      • Alpha Mike Foxtrot

        He's buying…

    • Abe Fromer

      What? You're telling me that real videos don't have life status bar in the lower right hand corner? Then how do they know how many hits they can take before they die?

  • Xander

    And 2nd

  • Jules

    #6 English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

    • Sin


      • Calvin

        Do they speak english in what

        • GetWithTheProgram

          Clearly don't know the lines of the best movie ever

      • TheUChiver

        Say what again. I dare…. I double dare you

    • MayTheFirstBeWithYou

      Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

      • ChaaMandoo

        Does he look like a bitch?!?

        • TheUChiver

          Then why did you try to f*ck him like one?

          • upy3rz

            Marsellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anyone but Mrs. Wallace…

  • evan

    #33 cant be

    • Bryan

      Thats the last picture ever taken of Steve…right before both branches snapped.

    • Macro

      Any man with skinny jeans on deserves a horrible death.

      • Madman

        YOLO what the man tweeted before falling hundreds of feet to his death in the grand canyon………fail.

  • Chargers Suck

    #12 BEAUTIFUL!

    • Kristen

      Ahhh, whore with daddy issues finally gets some attention

      • shnood

        Ahhh, an ugly jealous girl ^

  • B Dub

    #35 Other than being just wrong….Would that be like ordering from a menu…?….

    • tralfaz

      I'll have the double D's with an order of C's on the side, thank you.

    • GB_

      Which diner do I go to tonight …

    • guest


  • https://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #12 good lord, shes hot!

    • Jonnboy

      yes b/c of…. boobs

      • James

        that and redhead…

        Chivette of the week???

    • DrGarnicus

      Where does she work so I can start working there?

      • YOURMom

        That's it DrGarnicus! Not being creepy is the first step to winning her over!

  • Gus

    #22 Oppa Gotham Style!!!!!

    • tralfaz

      thank you, song in head for rest of day

    • socalmarti

      "eeeeeeeeyyyyy sexy rady"!

      • Kyle429

        The only part of that song I understand. xD

  • heh

    #16 i want to watch youtube vids of this guy doing this in his unnatural habit

  • B Dub

    Chive, thanks for partially fixing the mobile comment section. At least the commentator photos don't take over the whole screen anymore…BUT….why can't I thumbs up anymore!!!! And #6…. One Badass Mother F……!

  • 3MC

    #27. This kid's my new hero.

  • ImALoserBaby


    i'd prefer any pictures of her to be completely honest. Less clothes, more clothes, i dont care o.o.

  • ms. guhl

    #22 what the fuck?

    • okjm

      PSY elevator guy
      are you an alien?

      • silky

        no, just hates the stupid song

        • Nate

          he's definitely an alien, he just realized that you blew his cover. that song is programed so that all humans love it and can't get it out of their heads.

          go back to your home world, we will not be your sex slaves. unless you look like an attractive earth female,in that case….call me?

  • What_Tha

    #12 wins

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