I see what you did there (30 Photos)

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  • Hipster joe

    Wtf chive! Why do I have MIT Romney scroll ad. Get rid of it!

    • jbb

      Voted up!

    • Kevin

      Much better than the alternative.

      • Fall

        Yeah, the guy that says 47% of Americans are on welfare is def such a better choice…

      • Biggus Diccus

        Just kill yourself

        • This

          Ron Swanson for president!

    • Paul from the gump

      At least no audio.

  • Dan

    i dont get #24

    • guy


    • Dan

      wait…nevermind i got it now

    • pete

      the white part is skinnier

    • SmFoP

      White stripe is thinner. Diet=thinner.

    • sad but true

      The more blue the less healthy

  • kal50

    If a dude in a LIFE shirt gives you a lemon, whip it at his head, take a pic and send it to the Chive!

    • Taylor

      This is in Edmonton on Whyte! Hometown Chiver!

      • YEGChivette

        There is 2 from Edmonton today – the shot of Deja Vu in the DAR is WEM

    • Jen

      and ask him where the fuck the vodka is.

    • FunKiller

      You take him to the closest bar and order up some shots!!

  • Phil

    #22 textbook

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Only in Massachusetts.

    • Underbaker

      I guess someone already got Rubic?

      • Richard

        And Rubik, the actual spelling.

        • Underbaker

          You are correct Sir, my apologies.

    • SirCtheIII

      … people buy ugly cars?

    • joe shabadoo

      FREE WES WELKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #16 Yes…Yes it is!!

    • Woaah

      T-pain you silly bitch.

    • Not Notbob

      Plus one for the P & F reference.

  • misschris

    #4 Meh, close enough

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      I bet its cheaper to replace it too

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #6 reminds me of the dog I had as a kid. His name was Stay. I used to call out, "Come, Stay! Come, Stay!"
    He went insane.

    • shit gets deep

      better than stain, cum stain

    • mack

      cum stain?

    • Steven Wright


    • Needlegun13

      Don't quit your day job, homie…

    • dexturrr

      old Stephan Wright joke

    • ....

      Kinda sounds like "Come Stain"

      • ....


  • NobleChive

    #21. Had a dream once I worked at a muffler company. Woke up exhausted.

    • Underbaker

      You should try dreaming of working in a battery company then you could wake up energized. (Ba Dumb Bump)

    • aeiou

      it's a lot of work sometimes.. but woman love it.

    • Again

      I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

  • rikooprate

    I don't understand #12?

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.sebulsky Mark Sebulsky

      I just got it…. it a ford taurus… MISS CLI taurus

    • http://twitter.com/scorpiontx77 @scorpiontx77

      what a bunch of fucktards, if it ain't about tits & ass on here & FIND & MOAR, ya turn into tards.

    • NobleChive

      Don't worry, according to a lot of women, most guys don't understand.

      • Lisa

        Derp! Lmao….really?!

      • rikooprate

        Where's the T?

      • rikooprate

        ohhhhhHH!!!! The Ford TAURUS!!! Holy cow I feel dumb…

        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          Ahhhh wow it's been a long day.

    • Macro

      Confused as well.

    • SirCtheIII

      Read the plate, then the model of the car- hint, it's made by Ford and is a bull.

    • Woe

      Lmao that's a good one!

  • Travis

    I hate when I am quick enough to get on the first page of comments but have nothing to comment on. Well… that's my momma.

  • Underhill

    #19 I once actually met a guy who had a fit because I twisted an Oreo in front of his kid.

    • Gerald Ford

      Why yes Nabisco, I would love to pay more for less cookie. :rolleyes

    • Kyle

      i don't get this one, what am i missing?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Why the hell would he get upset that you twisted an Oreo in front of his kid?

      • Otter

        My wife actually scolded one of the kids for twisting the oreo. "Eat it properly!" she yelled. "He is," I said. I swear, I don't know what her parents did to her.

  • Xsoldier2000

    #3 WTH? I don't get it.

    • Xsoldier2000

      if it's because Mary belongs in the kitchen, then….meh. This would have been good way back when XP CAME OUT.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Mary is a woman (at least we assume) and she belongs in the kitchen. So, you can either name the computer "Mary's Computer" OR "Kitchen Computer". Either way, Mary's computer is in the kitchen.

  • ImALoserBaby


    Another reason why i will never go to Canada….damn Canadians….

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Fuck off were full.

    • Tommy

      What? That makes you sound dumb.

      • ImALoserBaby

        relax bro! it's a joke on how Americans always make fun of Canadians over things that're normally perceived positive! in this case it's the billboard!

        • matt


    • matt

      damn those canadians and their clever marketing

  • JerryP

    #12 I see what u did there Miss Cliford Taurus.

  • vote 4 thorny

    #12 i don't get it

    • mambo

      ford taurus cli-taurus (sound it out)

    • J. D. Rage


    • CaptUnderpants

      miss cliTAURUS

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm sure you'll never get it, you'll die a virgin.

  • ChrisDG74

    #18 – Genius.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Genius? No, but a happy coincidence. ;)

  • HOOK^ ^ ^ ^ ^

    meh, no cock.

  • Big d

    I don't get it.

    • mambo

      they didnt put shades of grey cuz that 50 shades of grey book (porn for elderly women)

      • Notknowing

        How elderly? Cougar or Sabertooth? Cause my wife has read all three books. She fits in the cougar catagory.

        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          She's cheating on ya bro. Guaranteed!!

    • trey

      instead of saying shades of grey

      • damaged

        I was under the impression that it was due to the fact it said colors and then showed grey scale.. my mistake!

      • Big d

        Ohhhhhhhh gotcha. Can you tell I'm a guy?

  • tv_paul

    #29 Party Spock is in the house tonight ,Everybody just have a good time

  • mambo

    #12 hahahaha my ex girlfriend used to have that car and i tagged the cli infront of the taurus emblem so we rolled the 98 clitaurus for years lmao im glad someone else thought of it

    • Humphrey

      That's an amazing fucking story, bro.

  • boob_cuddle

    #12 miss cliTaurus. Clever.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I saw a Ranger with the tag RUMP, you can guess his sexuality

  • Trav1121

    #24 Only accurate if you don't order it with a Double Quarter Pounder meal Super-sized…

    • http://twitter.com/kccogirl @kccogirl

      Not really accurate at all actually… That stuff is no better for you than the regular stuff.

  • Glen

    #22 Problem being that Axe is for douche bags who want sluts. Old Spice is for men.

    • Underbaker

      I guess Arid is for beat down old men, that's what I use.

    • Guest

      Yeah…OLD men.

    • I'm Me

      I'll always choose sluts over men

  • Fred

    #30 i don't get it…

    • Lucky ducker

      vagisil next to pastry brushes

    • space cadet

      the joke is on the pricing posted "$13.79"….it the same price as before the sale started

    • Yum Yum Roll

      Feminine hygiene and what looks like baking utensils.

      • Coral

        Yeast infection products + the pillsbury dough boy and baking utensils

    • socalmarti

      Why did the pilsbury doughboy go to the hospital? He had a terrible yeast infection!

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Cus Bill Fuckin Murray kicked his ass!! The end.

      • Guy

        Not funny.

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