Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • beanjamin

    ok, am I the first one to consider the possibility of a Steve Fucking Martin shirt? Just saying….

    • snacksnack

      Steve Martin is only good at playing the banjo. He is a clown other wise, sir.

      • Boo

        Not true, he is a wild and crazy guy no matter what he is doing.

        • poppaben

          im with ya…i would buy a Chevy Chase from the Fletch years…

          • Anonymous

            Snacksnack… go eat some snacks and leave the great ideas to the good guys. Sir, if this becomes a reality, all chivers would owe you a delicious beer.

          • tralfaz

            Chevy Chase and Bill Fucking Murray do not like each other (ever since Caddyshack) hence Chivers can not wear a Chevy Chase shirt. Disrespectful to BFM.

    • whackado

      The problem is, Steve Martin is not a nice person. Pretty much an arrogant ass. He would not find Chive worth his time. Sad but true…..

    • 16inchzipper

      You know, I had the same thought with Beau Fucking Bridges or Buck Fucking Henry. Didn't want to cheapen it.

      • really tho

        ron fucking swanson

        • name

          christian fucking bale? dude seems pretty cool.

          • Hugh Jorgan

            Christian Fucking Bale would be awesome! Especially if his entire rant from the T4 set was on the back of the set.

    • SpiderClost

      Lol. I agree. Steve Martin is the man!!

      • jasgat66

        Sorry guys.. I might get nailed for this but we need a Christopher "Fucking" Walken t-shirt before anything else… Think of the possibilities. Deer Hunter.. Cowbell.. Watch up his ass… Possibilities are endless…

        • caleb

          Jim Carrey in almost everything he's done. Or Marty McFly to continue the tee trend that is already going on the chivery.

    • Shameless

      Jeff Fucking Bridges?!?!…..the dude abides

  • http://amodelsmemo4u.wordpress.com/ Heather Lynn

    Yay first?

    • Daniel Tosh

      i hope aliens take you away from this planet and kill you.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Even chivettes get down-voted for a "first" post?

      • 15Weight

        Chivers do not discriminate.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

        Damn straight!!! Now she has to show us her boobies and tush………….please.

    • Woodchuck

      #1 Drew Peterson

    • Nick

      We shall forgive you if you show us your Hump….

      • Anonymous

        I know I'll probably get thumbs down for comment jacking but I feel like anyone that says "first" deserves it. But is everyone ignoring the keg of Excalibur in #40?

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  • Jesse


    Now that is how you end the Hump DAR

    • CutlerC


    • http://www.kirishoru.com kirishoru


    • HatBomb

      It's, it's, it's… perfect.

      • Jason

        Yeah, too perfect. Looks like a "Real Doll" to me.

        • Paul from the gump

          the detail on the knuckles is impressive in that case.

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    • james

      Good lord! I think my tounge is stuck in my throat!

    • dirty

      mmmmmm hip bone!

      • Daniel Tosh

        hip bones are disgusting

    • Hand of Fate

      After seeing #51 we need a "Girls who are shaved" post!

      • Jangles

        Seriously… Holy shit that is an amazing body. Lets get a face

      • Hplcman

        BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!

    • Gingernaut


    • mshark

      Pure smoke toe, that is all…

      • heresincethestart

        best body i have seen on this site…

    • deuces_sk

      glad they didn't start with this or I never would of seen the other pictures! holy ****

      • Dan

        fuck the other pictures, this is all any man needs

    • Jake

      MOAR to …. damnit, where is the infinity key!!

    • fdubzou

      Don't. Have. Words…

  • http://amodelsmemo4u.wordpress.com/ Heather Lynn

    Coooooool haha. I was just chking the chive… Perrrrfect timing for some DAR 😉 ❤ a maryland chivette

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Great story. Then what?

      • Daniel Tosh

        she goes back to the kitchen.

        • http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

          The End!

          • Nick

            No, she makes me a fucking sammich first! ……………..then: the end.

    • NotACreep

      Not to sound like a total creep, which I'm sure has already happened, where do you reside at in this great state?.. Sincerely, a Baltimore County chiver.

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    • MoarfromMD!!!

      Frederick Chiver… Go Ravens!!

  • Samantha Kate


    Drunk with a lightsaber at bar with women throwing himself at him. Live the dream

    • Daniel Tosh

      ratio: 20 guys for every 1 girl
      cockfest much

    • Nice

      Looks fun! I'm glad chive shirts have replaced Ed hardy shirts.

    • geo

      Where do I get this lightsaber!? Tell me now dammit!

    • JAY

      When are you guys gonna come visit Portland OR???

    • Big D

      Women want to be him, men want to be with him. No, wait that's not right?

    • MrPants

      There is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

  • Boooo

    #3 I'd let them wash me…

    • Blaine

      You're not a car…

      So they wouldn't.

    • Thud

      Looks like Peter North's Car

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #51 OMG i need MOAR!!!!!!!

  • Milwaukee Chiver

    #11, #13, #51

    I can only imagine how baffling the chive must be to a newcomer, some crazy post full of ass, some kid asking for pizza, and photos of a drunk dude talking about how this community is going to change the world with charity and he's dead serious

    • Alex

      This is my second Randomness, I have no clue what's happening here but it seems really cool. I'll continue my research

    • chiver

      #10 *threw

    • Anonymous

      All those facts are what make this the greatest site on earth.

    • CalculatedRisk

      Tried to explain it to one of my new business partners last week Friday, around 4pm. Gave up, and eventually just logged him on at work.

      His girlfriend texted me 7 hours later, asking where he was.

      He wasn't answering her calls, but he took mine. To say thank you. He hadn't moved.

      • http://twitter.com/kccogirl @kccogirl

        I wore my new white Chive shirt on a cruise last week. I got a lot of questions about it and I found this site surprisingly difficult to explain. Just saying "its a site with galleries of funny pictures, animals and half naked girls" doesn't seem to do it justice. I eventually settled with telling people "its awesome, just check it out"

  • doublemeat

    #46 – Trying very hard to watch this here the office without getting busted.

    • Chris

      I started a small fire on the other side of my office so that I could watch this in peace.

      • joe

        looks like remy lacroix

    • Steve McQ

      what a coincidence, im trying to watch this at my office without busting

    • it's art

      Then I suggest you definitely DON'T go to the tumblr of the man who made that gif until you are safe at home in your blanket fort.


    • troodat

      if you watch very closely for a while, a white line appears.

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #21 I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.

    • JIzzMarkie

      A simple no would of been just fine

    • King Shit

      One should first have talent before attempting to evaluate it.

    • PBinAZ

      I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

    • Mythos

      I'm with you, Stewie.

  • pingpong

    Don't know which one is better #$5 or #46. I'll just take both…

    • pingpong

      #45 I meant

    • http://twitter.com/CharlieParkster @CharlieParkster

      that's easy, #46.

    • Random Black Guy

      #46 Remy Lacroix NSFW

  • Sedai

    Holy Shit, #51

    • chicago

      Oiled up and shaved as close one could get. I'd go down on her and never stop!

      • HatBomb

        Nom nom nom!

  • Whoopi_G

    #20 Oh my, look what we have here.

    • rocky


    • Cheezee1-0-4


    • Tom

      Why does she have erasers on her chest?

      • Chivette


    • Kahless

      Best photo of the week

  • HatBomb

    #5 That's it, we are screwed.

    • BeezelBub

      The FINGER of GOD! We're fucked alright.

    • Firefighter23

      *sigh* I'll go get the hose

    • What_Tha

      Check out more photos and video here.. because Australia, if our poisonous critters and man eating wildlife doesn't get you, our fire tornado's will.

    • mshark

      Bout time tornadoes got amped up

    • SuperiorTo8

      You think THAT means we're screwed..? Thats just the crap that other people will find believable. We got way worse

    • that guy

      in other news, spiders can now fly and snakes have legs and hands with oppose-able thumbs

    • Wally


  • Whoopi_G

    #6 How happy would that Dr. have been if he walked in on that.

    • chiver

      I'm sure he'll get to look at a lot more than just that

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Who took the picture?

    • lostagain

      Who do you think took the picture?

    • Antwon

      The Dr would have thought of how much money he will make removing the cancer from that leg…

    • Jack o' lantern

      So, was it VD or not?

  • Diggler

    #34 Your team still sucks and nobody likes OSU.

    • BRUTUS

      STILL better than your team.

    • https://www.facebook.com/MikeSwordisAwesome Michael Sword


      • thatguy

        You need to hush your mouth Kipper… Go Bucks

    • Matt

      Agree. Go Blue! She's a dish though

    • GatOne

      Can we all just face the fact that the SEC runs college football?

      • Kyle

        I have been hearing that shit for years. Then the Big 10 plays them in the bowls and holds their own just fine.

      • hot karl

        disney runs college football and upholds the illusion that the sec is the best conference….look at the records…they are no better than any other major conference

    • Diggler

      If the Big 10 could pay their players under the table, they'd probably level the playing field. Until then, the SEC can recruit and pay thugs, sub-par academic athletes, and win all of the National Championships.

      • Jack Burton

        Blohio st. and meechigan run really clean programs, right…=/ Hello maurice clarett and pryor just to mention a couple.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Perhaps i will see you around campus! Glad to see an OSU woman here. Go Bucks!

    • HAWK

      Go Bucks!!! But regardless of your college allegiance you have to admit that she is one FINE LOOKING BUCKEYE!!!!

    • smitty

      Fuck Ohio, Go Blue

    • losifer2

      Finally!…a Buckeye!!


      • BRUTUS


    • PlainWhiteRice

      Now thats real OSU love, all the OSU comments with positive thumbs up and everything else thumbs down. You cant beat Buckeye Nation! Go Bucks!

    • Buckeye Mike

      I love being a Buckeye, and I LOVE Buckeye women! Buckeye Nation forever!

  • SteveMcQueen1

    #29 you have got to be kidding me!! Is this a joke?? Some sick, horrible joke?? Yikes….

    • C J

      I bet he is more fun to party with than you.

      • Antwan

        …you go to douche-bag parties too?

    • blame it on the dog

      2 people you should never piss off: your waitress and your tattoo artist

    • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

      It's funny because it's true and it's not me

  • Romeo

    #46 great hump

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Cannabis is the way. Even Bill Fucking Murray knows that.

    • Dan

      Too bad his watch wasn't reading 4:20.

    • PBinAZ

      Please please find a way to tax it, regulate it, and help save our economy. In Bill Fucking Murray's name we pray.

      • Greg B

        Californial and Colorado are trying to legally do this if amendments pass in both states this November. It is the start of a marvelous revolution hopefully.

      • Kodos

        you really think a few billion more from weed revenue would save the economy?.. the way this Government squanders it??.. jesus h. christ…

      • No Kidding

        It's a weed. You can't tax it, patent it or copyright it. That's why they deny it.
        phoenixtears.ca Tommy Chong is using hemp oil to cure his prostate cancer.
        It can also be used as a fuel alternative. http://www.ehow.com/way_6107296_hemp-oil-fuel-althttp://www.hemp.com/hemp-university/uses-of-hemp/
        Be informed.

        • PrayTell

          Tobacco is a plant too and their industry has certainly made PLENTY of money selling it with the government taxing it.

        • dub

          you can tax the sale of it. same thing they do with tobacco. you can grow a tobacco plant and smoke it.

          Plus, as with any legal industry, taxes will be paid on a ton of shit from labor to materials to property. There's much more tax than just what you pay when you buy a pack of smokes.

    • mshark

      You are correct echo, but ummm, Bill's known this since, ummm, maybe decades before you may have been born. BFM has cool with serious longevity.

  • Kodos

    I was almost hung up permanently …

  • back2worknow

    #1 Why advertise. You would want them to remain anonymous!

    • Leeks

      In theory the guy that owns the truck is not aware that his friends added the labels.

    • bh4q

      Oh Walter, you're at it again…

      • Fapomatic

        Walter needs plastic barrels! Did the bathtub episode teach you nothing!

    • HUH?

      BEGGING for a little police search.

  • Dr.


    Uh, everything checks out FINE!

  • Kodos

    Dave, you're an idiot…

    • The2nd

      Dave, you're a legend

    • Hypno

      Hi name was Doug. (Makes no sense)

    • PBinAZ

      My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!

      • Lisa

        So, I guess a blow jobs outta the question…. Such a great movie!!

  • Rodion Butyrski

    Make this a shirt. Do I win the contest? #14

    • Unfkngblvbl

      That photo, silk-screened onto a shirt, just the way it is, would be better than the shirts we had to vote on recently.

    • Scuba Steve

      Still a better love story than Twilight

  • Magnus

    i would be like #42 with #45.

    • http://www.jermworm.com Jeremy

      what movie was this from? I need to see this

    • JustAnotherGuy

      You would get your penis stuck in an elevator while smacking the sirloin beef?

    • chicago_animal

      You had me at meat tornado.

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    • robsterling

      Never slow dance in loose pants… Very embarrassing.

    • James

      Chive Meetup on Satuday Sept 22nd in Portsmouth NH. 7 pm @ The Gaslight

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