You are a scholar and a gentleman and I thank you!
ken
Not as hot as the first movie
UMD
I kind of think that i may be falling in love with Emma Watson.
He's not that funny
Actually, it's too bad Jimmy Fallon ruined this scene (and most every other scene he's in).
Wicked
What you're not seeing is the panty shot that happened 5 mins before this during the interview. True Story
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#17 god i hope not
fail
If that's really the way he's gonna look, I have a feeling the movie will do worse than the Total Recall remake.
JESSE
Not going to see it for the same reason I didn't see Footloose, Total Recall, the Amazing Spiderman, or the American version of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: I have already seen it and the first version is the one I'll die quoting.
P90
The Dragon Tattoo remake was a better movie than the original and although I haven't actually seen it yet The Amazing Spider-Man looks alright (I'm a Marvel fan and it looks closer to the original comics than the Raimi series)
Yum Yum Roll
The Amazing Spider-Man was pretty damn bad. I liked the two leads better than in Raimi's version but Raimi's movies are superior. Also, the only issue with Total Recall is that they called it Total Recall. Had they just done a completely different movie and hadn't tried to shoehorn elements in from the original (like the three breasted mutant), I think people would have accepted it more.
Anon
Total Recall remake was enjoyable to watch. That suit doesn't even look that bad. People are judging this based on one shot?
justinmacumber
Thank you. Some faith in humanity restored.
Insert Name
I agree. New Total Recall was actually better in some ways than the original. This may be good too. However I don't know what Hollywood's obsession is with all black everything. I liked shiny RoboCop. Put some chrome on that shit. He looks too much like Batman with a fishtank head.
dawgbone98
Chrome isn't very tactical though.
sithney
he's an indestructible bipedal tank. tactics are unnecessary.
herE
its batman!!!!
Hahaha
I'd buy that for a dollar.
TheWizardofWoz
It looks like Batman is wearing Robocop's mask
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i had the very same notion
ander
Lotta people have had that same reaction. Supposedly theyre trying to go for the very gritty real world look of the nolan batman movies. Looks like crap to me. Granted it needs to be upgraded and more realistic than the original but this isnt doing it for me.
Anon
You havn't even seen a preview yet -_-
Murphy
How is the old robo suit not gritty and real world? It's the colour of steel, big, clunky, and makes robot noises when he moves. Unreal.
Anakrusix
You guys do realize this isn't the final design, right? It's some form of practice/stunt suit.
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don't care, looks like shit
guest
well i admit it's much more modern looking… but it looks like it should be batman's skydiving suit??? some things just need to be left alone…
Jared
I guess its a movie that could be re-done, But If you were to show me that picture of the new suit, I would never of guessed robo-cop. Thats pretty stupid.
panos
I would accept a more aerodynamic version of the old one but if that is how they are going to recreate robocop then it is only worth watching it via download and only once. I have a small hope that, that is the movie villain. Like a more advanced android gone bad and the original robocop kicks its ass
Kato
As long as his sidearm comes out of the side of his leg, I'll watch it.
Bob
Thats not robocop, Its the latest Batman remake of the new series. You can tell because it looks like "Guano"
Travis
Maybe…….if they do go this route I hope they at least keep the same color scheme as the old suit, and the new helmet sucks. Still a bigger fan of the old suit.
Jimmy C
I liked this movie better the first time…when it was called Robocop.
bob
it has armor scales designed to protect and move with a human body. a robot does not need that kind of protection or movement freedom. fail design is fail from the start, i wont even get into how shitty it looks as a concept.
Tara
NO! The original was perfect! No reason to redo this movie. How can you have anyone else but Red to be Clearance Boddigin?
JohnnyLaw
Forget the suit… why are they remaking a Paul Verhooven movie? I guess it's too much to have a little social commentary/sarcasm in films these days? Seems like every remake eliminates those moments. No humor at all in the new Spider-Man
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#17 The classic Robocop kicks ass. The new one reminds me of an iPhone.
Anon
So… ridiculously popular?
Frank
It sucks balls?
ItsRightHereRay
http://i.imgur.com/aUEgR.jpg
That black one is probably pre-cgi add a little silver and it doesn't look too bad, not as good as the original but still.
Is the iSuit ready for preorder yet?? The jailbreak is already out I'm sure.
maboze1x
#28 Well done!
Jenny
What about disabled people?
Jimbo
And what about those who are on the top floor and need to go to second floor? Walking downstairs isn't good for the knees, you know.
Kodos
.. or controlled access buildings where the stairs can only be accessed from upper floors (ie: no door handles)
maboze1x
Or you're just too fat to fit the stairs.
Djz
damn, you saw me
TommyD
Screw you.
You work 7 12 hour shifts a week and take the stairs.
maria
but i have so many groceries:(
N8orius
#3 awesome,
#5 iPhone 15
N8orius
fuck, meant # 14, dunno how that happened… wish there was a way to edit personal posts…
You're welcome
No, you meant #14
doc
#26. I think I just came a little in my pants…
Dr_StrangePants
Diabetes has never looked so tempting
Whalers
Whoppers are gross!!!!!
ohiobob69
BLASPHEMER!!!
Hashiiiii
#13 Puke and rally
Geoff
Finally…pics of real Chivettes
Ned Ryerson
looks at thos calfs! GROOOOOOS!
Chive
#9 Rock on little dude
You Punk Bitch
Shut the fuck up prevert
Jennnnaaaa
^ You're a sick fuck! "Rock on little dude" isn't a peverted at all. I would hate my life if I knew you!
Tom
Out for a morning troll? Children of Paradise was a good film tough
Tim
It's gangnam style!
Adam
"For those about to slide, we salute you!"
blub_glub
the past, the future, and the present walked into a bar. It was tense.
Thank-you.
#5
DrGarnicus
Genius!
N8orius
see did it again #14
going to bed now. rum is not my friend tonight
sheesh
Drunk commenting doesn't just hurt you, it hurts everyone.
Kodos
You took "speak like a pirate day" a little too seriously, huh?
Aaron
Rum? Rum who? Rumpelstiltskin?
ip121
#17 The old one is badass, the new one looks like it's lifted out of some shitty bdsm porno ripoff of Robocop.
yup
it just looks like a full body armor suit or something, I'm not feeling the cyborg
jeff
that's because its a behind the scenes photo. its out of context. i remember when Heath Ledger's Joker first came out in photos, people were freaking. It'll look fine, albeit the movie will probably still blow.
Joel
It's probably a base suit for filming, then they'll enhance it with CGI for the final product.
Just A. Jason
It's the fucking Batman suit with a helmet and no logo!
loves sammiches
50 Shades of Robocop?!?!?
dirtysteve
Looks like the armour from Mass Effect, only gammy.
soren
Great DMA's today!
Big D
#5 Is he doing this to mock the dog or has she got a vice-like grip of his bollocks?
MattyDeuce
#4 You better pay it forward!
truth
#4 in case you didn't see it the first time, you are Chive-honor-BOUND to pay it forward, in the same fashion.
Brian
I will!!!!
freddy boy
#25 Spaniels just kick ass.
PeePee dog
Pissin' everywhere
BEN
that´s no spaniel…
Runner
Yup…English Springer Spaniel.
tim
#17 I like the old look of robocop
theBoognish
is anyone else just disappointed at the amazing lack of creativity in filmmaking and that we keep being spoonfed generally crappy remakes of movies?
sirgallahad4
#17
It looks like Iron Man, Batman, and Master Chief had a 4-way with the same toaster.
Reboot the Reboot
… and it all took place at some Tron Legacy swingers club. [insert Daft Punk/Marvin Gaye Remix]
catwhisperer
#15 He thinks he sees another cat, then freaks out because the cone touched the mirror frame before his nose would have. He thinks he just got hit in the throat by the other cat, but never smelled one. A very confused kitteh.
guest
Thats because cats are dumb
etcrr 132p
i was going to say the same thing but i didn't have to say it caus you said it which is why i didn't say it. but dogs are mans best friend anyways cause that is a confuesd cat. great comment.
duder
If #13 were a group of guys, they'd all be pointing & laughing while yelling "Pussy!"
chicago
i'll never understand why girls tend to each other like this. also normal bond of the blondes and brunettes. 2 blondes here really don't give a shit.
Charlie_Cheen
#10 "Trinity -help!"
JimBozo
I fucking laughed out loud when I read your comment. HILARIOUS
Octopus
This might be my favorite comment of all time.
imjake09
#29 Some people's kids just want to watch the world burn.
Kato
Oppa Gangnam Style!
reaperMEDIC
#29 For some reason, I really like this kid. I think he has a bright future ahead of him.
Underbaker
Guess he had a spider in the bathtub too.
magichour
#30 Matthew McConaughey at the end of Reign of Fire.
Dr_StrangePants
Only this time he gets eaten by shark out of nowhere
alá Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
DrGarnicus
Good call!
SayItAintSo
Looks more like Raiden in the later games of the Metal Gear series. Robocop he is not…
#17
JAy
Agreed. Reminds me of an ol' fable of a sad story of a Total Rekal remake….oh wait that happened toooo
iaDF!
#12 i can almost taste the awesome
ron
Looks interesting, but I'd honestly rather just have normal bacon and pancakes. (I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.)
chiver
…and all the bacon you have
Keither
Breakfast level: GENIUS
385indogyears
I do hot banana peppers this way: split, de-seed, dip and fry…with a little ketchup…mmmm.
frying takes a little of the hot out of the peppers…try it…you'll like it!
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