Well, that’s one way to make a quick buck (21 Photos)

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  • Bhodi

    Where's the tattoo that says, "Douchebag"?

    • JohnUtah

      Vaya con dios Bhodi.

      • Jon


      • Bhodi

        Bells Beach, Australia – 50 Year Storm. Be There.

    • bob

      and i thought MY job was bad…

    • A22

      good one!

    • GeeROiD

      He's being paid for being humiliated. These companies KNOW it won't add anything to their company, but because it is so ludicrous to even THINK about tatting an ad, they know itll generate some sort of buzz despite having no value in it.

      Other than reminding me I need to fap when I get home. xHamster FTW


      • fornowiamhere

        You are replying to a comment. How can you be first?!

    • Jim

      none of them actually spell it out… but the tattoos all scream "douchebag"

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      If you start douchebag. com I'm sure he'll be happy to put it down his nose or something.

  • Bamer

    Dumb !!!!!

    • Groggy


      "Integrity? Foresight? Long-term thought process? Self-respect? What are these things you speak of?"

      Pitiful thing for a fighter to do.

  • wiscochiver

    half are porn sites, classy

    • http://twitter.com/RubyRooRemix @RubyRooRemix

      I'd like to see him get a decent girlfriend after that =/ I would say "poor guy" but he did this to himself


    Maybe a "self help" company should advertise on him.

    • bryanole27

      Or tattoo removal.

    • JSJ

      Then it can be in the irony section on the chive

  • re to the TARD

    omg this is the stupidest f-ing thing i have ever seen

    • DeDav

      Oh, you haven't seen Honey Boo Boo Child?

  • CowboyChiver

    #15 Sweet tramp-stamp dude… I hope they paid well.

    • MylesofStyles

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he's sporting swimming trunks under his jeans. His class knows no bounds.

  • yeager

    They are mainly porn websites

  • bb.

    ugh stfu old shit. people are fucked and desperate for money. whatever. give me something to lol about or fap to. thank you. bye bye. good day.

    • Jimothy

      If you're that desperate to fap this is probably the post for you, what with half his tats being for porn sites

    • David Attenborough

      A here we have a wild Homo-Douche-Baggius viewers. Note the crude version of our language and the affirmation that its very manly. Fascinating.

  • HOOK

    I love the COCK!!!

    • patrick907

      Worse than Paula

    • Big D

      Dude, seek professional help, be it a shrink or a man whore

  • ti-dop

    definitely took one to many blows to the head

  • GMC

    not really sure that 20k would be enough for me to tattoo my forehead. Especially for xxxhomevideo.com…….

    • NIXem

      how about 21K?

      • GMC

        To put any tattoo on my forehead that was there solely for the purpose of marketing…. I'm thinking 150k. I like my plain forehead lol.

    • Lucky Lucy

      I would expect the 20K weekly for my entire life!

      • Jon

        But not on my forehead…I'd do it for that much money if I could get it on my back. And no porn sites…only something that I could turn into a real tattoo if the website went under…like…oh fuck it I wouldn't do it.

  • Adam

    What a douchebag!

  • DatDiq

    And he saves money by getting a 5 year old to do the artwork! Brilliant!

  • http://www.omniillume.com joe

    OFFICIALLY the stupidest fucking human I've ever seen

    • NIXem

      you don't get out much

    • nope

      have you ever seen etcrr??

  • _DoC_

    Next on his forehead needs to be "This beats sucking dick for coke". On the back of his head "…except now I cant just wipe my face off after"

  • Electric Boogalo

    Is this real? All porn on his face? How come he can't get a job?

  • Nick

    Apparently getting punched in the head for a living causes you to make stupid decisions?

  • That dude

    How many punches to his head before the light bulb lit up for this wonderful idea?

  • Lunch_Box

    #10 The official stance of douche bags everywhere.

  • Jason

    #17 Did they spell violeteyes wrong? I'm not about to try that site at work.

    • Dave

      apparently that shitty tatoo on his arm cost so much they didnt have enough left to keep the site up…its suspended…

      • Lucky Lucy

        Dave's right! Both spellings are either free domain or suspended!

        • EHRMAHGERD!!

          lucky lucy is right about dave being right!!

          • Lucky Lucy

            EHRMAHGERD is right, I'm right about Dave being right! Right?

            ok this must end now…

  • Zezdy

    So I see Scumbag Steve started a new career…

  • TatooKing

    Is that a "shemale" tatoo above his left ear? LOL
    TheChive should take up a collection to get "I LOVE THE COCK" tatoo right across his eyebrows.

    • the_junglist

      I could get in on that.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    He'll make 30.000 dollars with the tattoos and pay 40.000 dollars to get them removed.

    • RW Griswold

      I doubt he's worried about living long enough to care about getting them removed.

  • Hungry Hippo

    But how many of you are going to some of the sites on him right now? Hmmmmm? See, it worked!

    • Drunkendave

      Only pornhub 'cause it's "that time"

      • socket2me

        xnxx is better, just saying

    • Speaks

      None! So no, it didn't really!

    • Ace

      Whether I go to the sites or not doesn't change the fact that he is fucking stupid.

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    His parent must be proud

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