Friday Dopamine Dump (40 Photos)

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  • Jen

    First

    • Erick

      2nd place is the first loser!! This has nothing to do with you saying first I just felt like saying it in honor of Ricky..

    • Dr.No

      You're the best Jen. Woo you.

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive
    • Gallus

      "I will not comment 'first.'"
      "I will not comment 'first.'"
      "I will not comment 'first.'"
      "I will not comment 'first.'"

    • joe shabadoo

      i love you jen

    • FunKiller

      Why, Jen…….WHY???

      • jen-IS-a-Whore

        Jen is a dumb whore. What am I saying, all whores are dumb.

    • Jen

      You guys are harsh 😦

  • Heisanidiot

    #13 LOL

    • DrROBOTO

      #9 they said i could become anything, so i became a sprinkler

  • AB

    #17 i just choked on my lunch! Beautifully said

    • Red

      Agreed AB. Perfect.

    • tapsnapornap

      *Just choked on your french fries?

  • erik

    firdst

    • brad

      3rd*

    • Dr.No

      Good work Erik. Hard luck with the grammar though.

  • Don

    #23 MUST HAVE!

    • RANDY

      Officially the cooles t kid on the block!

    • ps86

      if, by 23, you meant #37, then yes

    • morebeer

      The best part of this is missing, he yells out "BOO-YAH!!!" when the wings open

      • smiley

        If hes say anything its I am BATMAN!

        • morebeer

  • Erick

    #37 and #38 I see what you did there Chive..and its brilliant.

    • Travis

      #37 is unbelievable. i literally can't peel my eyes away.

      • JamesMoravia

        Ditto, she is smoking hot!

      • Chiver_Sammy

        #37 must find her…need MOAR

      • Ricky Ricardo

        Oh Lucy, i'n hone !!!!!!!!!!!! #38

  • Notknowing

    #19 Look at all the virgins trying to sneak a peak.

    • Vlad

      I wouldn't really describe what they are doing as sneak

    • jr.

      subtle doesn't translate into Japanese.

    • bo12

      This would be funny only if they were Thailandese.

    • Anomanom

      Probably an AKB48 event.

    • Wet_tosti

      And the only thing they could see were cubicles!

    • Schnizz56

      She must have a magic and/or talking vag

    • chicago_animal

      Your a virgin for wanting to see some poong?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Asian men are disgusting. She's not much better for putting it on public display. Or should I say pubic display? 😛

      • Dave

        American women don't have the monopoly on being an attention seeking skanky hoe. They come in other cultures as well.

  • Marineman12

    #25
    Seems Legit

    • Don

      And 99% of those yinzers watching prob didn't even notice.

  • http://twitter.com/CharlieParkster @CharlieParkster

    #34, that's dope.

  • LACHIVER

    #28 Happy Friday indeed

    • Urethra Franklin

      Drinking Blue label is better than not needing to shower post sex

    • FONZIE

      Meh. Blue Label is overrated. I'd take a younger Glenmoragie instead.

    • Fred

      Single malt over blended anyday.

      • this guy

        couldn't agree more. all johnny walkers are good, but at the end of the day, its still a blend. sound like a snob? fuck yes, and proud of it

        • BaconZombie

          Absolutely. I'd take a nice McCallan's, Glenfidditch or even Glenlivet over a blend.

          • ron burgandy

            I'm also a single malt fan but I'd never disagree with a drink of walker blue but it's missing the montecristo, shame on you.

            • BaconZombie

              Eh, not a Monte Cristo fan myself. I'd prefer a nice Camacho Triple Maduro, Rocky Patel Edge Maduro, Partagas Black, or Trinidad TTT Maduro.

          • https://www.facebook.com/crookedhalo999 Mark P Constable

            Interestingly enough, the base for Walker's blends happens to be MacAlan

            • John

              Actually the base depends on which blend. For instance, the base for Black is Cardhu, which is better by itself. Johnnie Walker Green is a blend, but it is all malt with no grain. Get it while you can, they are discontinuing it.

    • tralfaz

      mmmmmm spensive

    • Nice

      Most the people on chive drink bud light

      • chicago_animal

        Most people on Chive are idiots.

  • Ashley*Diane

    #30
    Robbing a bank in style.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      You have to rob a bank
      To afford the Pimped-Up Mask
      So You can Rob More Banks

  • matt

    fuck off with the first you try hard

    • ChestRockwellz

      Was that comment your first attempt at forming a written sentence? I give you partial credit for correct spelling. However, the words you have chosen to group together makes absolutly zero sense. 2/10 overall. Please try again!!

      • Nice

        Nice name mr. Shitty '97 reference.

  • hiya

    #11

    Dear Lord, find her!!!

    • GMC

      MOAR!

    • Fruitvlees

      This is from the nieuwjaarsduik 2009, dutch tradition on the first of january where a lot of people jump in the sea. Her name is Luca Prins 🙂

      • Wet_tosti

        Yes but we know her as the 'Unox Sausage Girl' happy friday!

    • Bap

      #18 not on the front page? I'm ashamed of you chivers

    • Dale

      She got separated from her pack and took up with the Itty Bitty tribe

    • chazzy fresh

      i was going to like your post but i didnt want to ruin the 69

  • GMC

    #13 FTW

  • CutlerC

    #29
    yes, oh yes.

  • MattyDeuce

    #1 He can't help that the thug life chose him…with a curfew.

    • Nice

      He is missing his Chive tee

    • Nice

      No chive shirt?!?!?

  • snakebit

    #37 is that studio 54 in lethbridge? cuz i swear ive met her before

    • Sid

      Pretty sure it's the brewhouse in Lloydminster

      • JMiiBob

        Lethbridge and Lloyd don't have those kind of women.
        They move to either Calgary or Edmonton.
        And strip.

    • Pep

      It's amazing how so many British chicks have canons

    • Woot Canada Girls

      Who cares what part of Alberta she is from, It is yet one more smokin hot Canada girl that should be COTW

    • Hank Kingsley

      by the looks of the guys in the bar…yep, it's probably Alberta

    • North

      Looks kinda like the inside of Cheers in Halifax. I know there's an amazingly hot blonde girl who works the bar there some nights. But I'm usually blind drunk by the time I get there so I'm not sure if thats her lol

    • Jezza67

      Yeah, but you can't spell or punctuate.

    • Kato

      slim chance this chick is from Vancouver. Even though there's tons of hot women here, most of them are stuck up to even post on the Chive. fml.

    • NFRD

      Like what you're doing with your boobs there. Thumbs up!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #16 and not a single fuck was given

    • meat.

      UC for me.

      • ShawnK1704

        love the fact this guy is drinking UC. this has to be a CNY picture

  • Chi chi

    #37 can come to Montana anytime

    • cf3

      hell ya, hopefully missoula kcco

      • 6655321

        Boo yea! Meet you at the Xs for a pub crawl.

  • http://twitter.com/Hello_YouHadMe @Hello_YouHadMe

    #23 where the FUCK do I get bat wings?!

    • I-NeeD-$$

      I got a pair!

    • steve

      my son has a pair! we bought them at "toys r us" a couple of years ago.

    • http://twitter.com/Slobs9 @Slobs9

      If I had those at that age I would definitely be dead by now…

  • listen lady

    # 30 Since when do black people play hockey?

    • listen lady

      #30 Fuuuuck.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Aaaaand….you failed

    • Vent187

      I think that's Ray Emery's.

    • FunKiller

      Since Grant Fuhr, Edmonton Oilers.

      • listen lady

        You really are a fun killer, Funkiller.

    • chiver

      it's for the chain saw massacrer with everything

    • Kato

      Uhmm… there's PK Subban, Anson Carter, Ray Emery, Georges Laraque to name a few.

  • caleb

    #3 please

    • pep

      Very pretty please

  • james

    #8 Soon… #37 I likeeeee!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #37 you are so talented….probably…..maybe

    • Red

      Oh yeah, that is some serious talent.

      If she actually knows how to make drink, that's just gravy.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #19 the thirst!!

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