Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Kayvon

    #1 i hope the dogs eat up that terrible jersey!

    • Kevo

      It's called a sweater you fucktard. You want to insult one, if not the best in Hockey at least call it what it is.

      • hawks fan

        sure looks like a jersey.

        GO HAWKS!

        • Chicago Pete

          Just a heads up, a hockey jersey is actually called a sweater. Now you know. Still go Hawks!!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Grow up, everyone knows Hockey is make believe.

  • JJJ

    #25 is fair enough…those things are awful.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kirk.schuman Kirk Schuman

      Must've been Shamrock Fest in DC this year..started around noon, by 6pm they were all overflowing

    • OmahaDude

      I do what i want.

  • melindu

    #19 Holy shooters!!!

    • Stewie

      For get Two Broke Girls, I'm going to have Two Broke Wrists later

    • meh

      but, her face

      • https://www.facebook.com/kirk.schuman Kirk Schuman

        She has a face?

      • Meh Derp

        I'm sure your model girlfriend and porn star mistress tell you it's okay to be picky

        • DOUBLE MEH

          not to mention she looks really intelligent.

      • Lexie

        is beautiful?

    • What_Tha

      She is not an attractive woman.

      • geez

        Took me a while to notice she had a face.

      • Frank M

        I think a nose job would do wonders for her, especially if guys decide to look up from her epic boobs.

      • boris

        What are you talking about?! This girl is amazing!

    • Dow

      She's got topless pics. word.

  • thebigbangdito

    #5

    Snow+cold+bikini= love
    Thank you

    • maboze1x

      Would like to see the diamond cutters at front. 🙂

    • NcouthYouth

      Winter is coming…

      • lat297

        I'm not far behind…

    • bob

      except for the fact that is foam, not snow.

    • Dan

      seen this picture before in an older post.

  • hater

    #5. Well, if it's going to be THAT kind of winter….bring it.

    • whoneedsuggsdasugly

      everything BUT the uggs….
      oh glorious winter please forsake the ugg trend this year

      • frankus

        you know how i know you're gay?
        (hint: it has nothing to do with coldplay)

  • Slim Jim

    #5, what dreams are made of

  • JJJ

    Also, #5 is amazing.

    • Underbaker

      Timing, it usually sucks, but when a pic is that good you can get away with it.

  • Ted

    Small Wonder was the greatest sit-com of all time.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #19 I… Just… I… Boobs. That is all I can say

  • Tiber_Septim

    #19 Didn't realize Kat was soooooo um Large! Awesome #20 How about No!

    • geez

      Google is your friend *wink*…You're welcome.

    • The Woim

      I would actually use #20 if #19 was waiting for me on the other side. Ameright?!

  • Nick S

    Happy Monday! Chive on baby!

    • Anonymous

      I do appreciate the chive on but I will ask you kindly to never use "happy" and "Monday" right next to each other again…. I've already gotten 2 brand new assholes today.

  • maboze1x

    #2 It will be fun they said….

  • Ander

    #1 Think twice, pedobear! He's got backup.

    • NcouthYouth

      Hello MTV and welcome to my Crib

    • Underbaker

      Maybe not the best spot to sit if you fed the dogs beans.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #6 Must be hard, coming out of the closet each morning….

    • Zzzzz

      and yet you find a way everyday MB.

  • adonisallan

    #3 The person who wrote that reason made a mistake and no one noticed but me. Where's the mistake? The person said: "The twentieth letter is twenty letters long". It should have been: "The twentieth word…"

    • geez

      I bet you're fun to be at a party with.

      • Urethra Franklin

        Gather around and let tell you a story about a bridge…

    • g3nXsLack3r

      It was 3:15am EST. How many people you figure saw that before you?

    • Big Maint'

      actually the 20th letter is in 20th place.

    • hi_steaks

      read between the lines of text to find all the fucks anyone gives

      • Dan

        yea he mispelled misused eight or mispelled eigth but who's keeping score?

    • Bane

      actually, i'm sure many noticed. not everyone feels the need to point out mistakes in something that's meant to be interesting or entertaining.
      some people acknowledge that the person made a mistake and move on with their fucking lives.

    • gma

      Since the goal of language is to communicate, this at best is uberFAIL.
      You're not the best job of what constitutes "amazing" or "genius" considering your rudimentary grasp of capitalization rules.

      • Bane

        well, capital letters or not, you seem to have grasped what i was going for. Successful Communication!

        • Underbaker

          So did Bush right this, it looks like a lot of the words towards the end came from his personal dictionary.

          • ChivetteKellie

            *wright 😉
            kcco!

            • _DoC_

              *write

              • ChivetteKellie

                haha so right.

                • Underbaker

                  Did I rite that?

                  • 13Aliens

                    consider it wrought…

                    • Underbaker

                      So it is written…

    • loves sammiches

      I started reading the sentence, got bored, read the bottom, and found myself still not caring.

  • skateordie

    #27 its like theres a rope off camera or something

    • Rash

      No he really flies.

  • Squirrelin

    #20
    F_ck that! You go first.

  • ewdeziel

    #1 Little baller already has bitches to the right and left lol

  • drummerboy18

    laughed way to hard at #15

    • thatoneguy

      dude i could not stop laughing at this. then i started laughing even more because of the fact that i was laughing…i think i have a problem.

      • wantomas

        Timmay!! Looks like he started smoking weed again….that explains the decent second half of the season. GO GIANTS!!!!

    • Bill

      Is that Timmy? Hahaha he must have found his good stuff

    • nick

      It's so funny that no one will even bother correcting your spelling error

  • Vince

    #21 was just awesome

  • Hypno

    #2 Best wingman ever… right up until he killed his friend.

    • noylikethemchunky

      Mercy kill. Still best wingman

      • Hypno

        Touche.

  • Vince

    P.S When are we gonna give respect to the ever so sexy back dimples? #5

    • Pollux

      Amen!

  • Larry

    #5 is giving me the chills and i think i like it.

  • Robzombie

    #22 The most clever tree in the world?

    #23 I have no idea how that could work. And I passed Physics

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #7 Had never seen actual "work". Thought it was an urban legend.

    • jasonB

      If those two would just start hitting each other with those hammers, we' all be better off.

    • JESSE

      look at that. the best example of a pussy and a cunt.

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