Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

#8 I'd tap that.

#7 Hey babe wanna see my hammer? I got wood.

#18
Does that count as a threesome?

#5 What a beautiful site. #12 I see the resemblance. #19 One of the hottest FLBP actresses. I need to watch Broke Girls for her and her alone.

#7 Showing his Boehner…

#5 You guys posted this photo about a year ago .. at that time the blonde in the pic contacted you and asked you to remove it (she was 15 at the time)

Person who 'shopped #26 probably thinks those are Nazis…

#7 John, this is the only time I wish you leaned to the left.

#26, Darth Vader probably was seduced by Stalin to join the dark side…Bastard had millions of russians killed during the pre ww2 period.

#5 holy shit where is it snowing already?

#27 Alright, what joker turned on the Moon Physics cheat?

#30 Some days your pissed off, some days you're pissed on.

#18 Gently rubbing your sick girlfriend's back while simultaneously scoring some tongue with her hot, drunk bff, knowing full well NEITHER will remember. Playa level – GOD!!

#7 …. and this is how long my dick is!

#24 Wow, that's a good costume!

#9 Shibas are the best!

#20 What sucks is that all the bathrooms are on the opposite of the village.

#1 "Bring me Gary Bettman, we'll see if we can't clear this little issue up."

#10 – skyloft in vancouver.

bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

#3 The twentieth *word* is 20 letters long.

#12 *CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow.

#5 snow bunnies

#30 "Boss said it was raining"

#2 humpty dumpty?

#1 Go Blackhawks!