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September 24, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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Stop, you are giving a bad name to others named Nick in the world.
#5 that is all
#1 Have you seen my stapler?
Well played Sir….well played.
But I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Its a red one.
#8 that's what you call a Swanson
But where are the EGGS?
#9 very true
Did you know that 67.3% of statistics are made up?
And your point? I wouldn't really call that a statistic, I would call it more of a statement
(or a joke)
Way to misquote Abe Lincoln.
#15 a Lord of War….one of the last Nick Cage movies that was actually good
other than Kick-Ass and Bad Lieutenant.
Go away plane, you are drunk
#21 please dont give him any more ideas….
"…kidnapped by ninja turtles… who are also aliens."
…aliens that transform…….
"…In slow motion!"
#20: And when there is no more room on the internet, the memes shall walk the earth.
#18 appears to be proper use of photoshop. I'll allow it.
I'm going to fap to this. Try and stop me.
these aren't that funny
Your lack of a sense of humor saddens me. Thou may have Thy Condolences
#5. Awesome Moar!
by moar, you mean more photos… right?
No, poop! MOAR poop, Chive!!
#10 somebody call the koolaid man, this guys stealing ur gig
I think that was part of the joke.
They took his jerb!
#1 That is going up on my wall
#5. Liar. Girls don't poop.
This comment transcends bullshit.
It may even surpass horseshit.
What new measurement shall we ever use to describe this evasion of truth?…Girlshit!!!
Hate to break it to you, it's worse than guy shits. And don't get me started on the mess that goes on in the other hole…
#19 I know that feel bro lol deployments suck
#11 do you think kevin bacon would be as popular if his last name wasn't bacon?
#19 "P"lease "O"pen "R"ight "N"ow
i dont care if its shopped or not… #18 i want moar!
#23 Seriously Chive? Why do you guys keep posting this one?
Lady get's cancer, chives on, chive makes fun of her. John – you're first class man.
Oh god… Here we go again…
I know, right!? You'd think they'd learn but I guess not. Apparently John and Bobo are okay w/smearing someone stricken with cancer. Class act fella's – would love to have a beer sometime
As a close family member of hers, I am especially disappointed in this being posted YET AGAIN by theChive despite me sending more than one email to them about it in an attempt to explain to them the context of the picture and why it's such an un-Chive like thing to have posted. I guess they don't read comments/emails or they just don't care, which to me is even more upsetting.
OH SHUT UP!!!! Yeah she is in the picture and she has had issues that put her there……..BUT ITS NOT ABOUT HER…..It's about every lazy ass son of a bitch that lives on this world breathing the same air that we do ….AND WASTING IT!!!!!! Its not like that wouldn't have happened elsewhere, someone just happened to take a snapshot there……ITS A MEME……
And yes my grammar and spelling sucks ……DEAL WITH IT!!!
your mother is meme, dumbsuck
cause John is stupid lazy dumb. do your research assbutt!
#18 It must be magic because suddenly something in my pants is slytherin.
this response makes my day
Couldn't have said it better myself…
Yes, you nailed it. My wife & I live our lives as they did in biblical times and often refers to herself by Paul's Wife instead of her Christian name. Peace be with you my troll brother.
#7 is much more true than the what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
#11 is there chocolate in there, cause if not, it isn't the greatest dish
#12 so true. I am going to out to buy one right after I write this
#24 Screwing up with people's minds, cat level
You forgot to comment on 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10,13,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22, & 23.
go shave it and bleach it and then come back and comment, poop
#21 The President has been kidnapped by ninjas? I don't care if M. Night Shyamalan directs it and in the end we find out that the bad guy is actually Zack Morris dressed up in a Ninja costume that he bought at Walmart. I would still go watch that shit.
<img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/ns.jpg"/>#5 I can't say anything, vote 1, it's my feeling <img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/sn2.jpg"/>
# at LSU! GEAUX TIGERS
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