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It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (24 Photos)

September 24, 2012 | In: Funny, Motivational

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Nick

1st

NotRetardedNick

Stop, you are giving a bad name to others named Nick in the world.

Kenzo

#5 that is all
Unfkngblvbl

#1 Have you seen my stapler?

found it…..

#12

Unfkngblvbl

Well played Sir….well played.

goon

But I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.

Isaac

Its a red one.

Livin' Legend

Clevah guhl…

ottomanismydog

#8 that's what you call a Swanson

Dr_StrangePants

But where are the EGGS?

Oilfield trash

#9 very true

Oli

Did you know that 67.3% of statistics are made up?

Drew

And your point? I wouldn't really call that a statistic, I would call it more of a statement

Simon

(or a joke)

Livin' Legend

Way to misquote Abe Lincoln.

Dr_StrangePants

#15 a Lord of War….one of the last Nick Cage movies that was actually good

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

other than Kick-Ass and Bad Lieutenant.
Buford_Justice

Go away plane, you are drunk

Sethiroth

#21 please dont give him any more ideas….

Livin' Legend

"…kidnapped by ninja turtles… who are also aliens."

Groggy

…aliens that transform…….

..into boobs."

http://twitter.com/SwarleySheen @SwarleySheen

"…In slow motion!"

Don113

#20: And when there is no more room on the internet, the memes shall walk the earth.
Forest

#18 appears to be proper use of photoshop. I'll allow it.

M.C.

I'm going to fap to this. Try and stop me.

in1ear&outurmother

#18
Ahhhh
murph

these aren't that funny

Dr_StrangePants

Your lack of a sense of humor saddens me. Thou may have Thy Condolences

Drew

#5. Awesome Moar!

hersheysquirts

by moar, you mean more photos… right?

Drew

No, poop! MOAR poop, Chive!!

duhfuq

#10 somebody call the koolaid man, this guys stealing ur gig

Unfkngblvbl

I think that was part of the joke.
I'll be THAT guy

They took his jerb!

derp

#1 That is going up on my wall
salmonsnake

#5. Liar. Girls don't poop.

Dr_StrangePants

This comment transcends bullshit.
It may even surpass horseshit.
What new measurement shall we ever use to describe this evasion of truth?…Girlshit!!!
Boondock

Hate to break it to you, it's worse than guy shits. And don't get me started on the mess that goes on in the other hole…

Some Guy

#19 I know that feel bro lol deployments suck
http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

#11 do you think kevin bacon would be as popular if his last name wasn't bacon?
N2MotoX

#19 "P"lease "O"pen "R"ight "N"ow
Dan

i dont care if its shopped or not… #18 i want moar!
anguish

#23 Seriously Chive? Why do you guys keep posting this one?
http://gizmodo.com/5602600/i-am-very-sorry-segway…

wtf

Lady get's cancer, chives on, chive makes fun of her. John – you're first class man.
Ned Flanders

Oh god… Here we go again…

Not Ned Flanders

I know, right!? You'd think they'd learn but I guess not. Apparently John and Bobo are okay w/smearing someone stricken with cancer. Class act fella's – would love to have a beer sometime

https://www.facebook.com/cbramigk Collin Bramigk

As a close family member of hers, I am especially disappointed in this being posted YET AGAIN by theChive despite me sending more than one email to them about it in an attempt to explain to them the context of the picture and why it's such an un-Chive like thing to have posted. I guess they don't read comments/emails or they just don't care, which to me is even more upsetting.

BubbaHOTep

OH SHUT UP!!!! Yeah she is in the picture and she has had issues that put her there……..BUT ITS NOT ABOUT HER…..It's about every lazy ass son of a bitch that lives on this world breathing the same air that we do ….AND WASTING IT!!!!!! Its not like that wouldn't have happened elsewhere, someone just happened to take a snapshot there……ITS A MEME……

BubbaHOTep

And yes my grammar and spelling sucks ……DEAL WITH IT!!!

evad

your mother is meme, dumbsuck

evad

cause John is stupid lazy dumb. do your research assbutt!

tv_paul

#18 It must be magic because suddenly something in my pants is slytherin.

Chiver

this response makes my day
Chiver_Sammy

Couldn't have said it better myself…
Paul's Wife

awful

tv_paul

Yes, you nailed it. My wife & I live our lives as they did in biblical times and often refers to herself by Paul's Wife instead of her Christian name. Peace be with you my troll brother.

Mari

#7 is much more true than the what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
#11 is there chocolate in there, cause if not, it isn't the greatest dish
#12 so true. I am going to out to buy one right after I write this
#14 awwww
#24 Screwing up with people's minds, cat level

MylesofStyles

You forgot to comment on 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10,13,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22, & 23.
Way Stufftym

go shave it and bleach it and then come back and comment, poop

Mike

#21 The President has been kidnapped by ninjas? I don't care if M. Night Shyamalan directs it and in the end we find out that the bad guy is actually Zack Morris dressed up in a Ninja costume that he bought at Walmart. I would still go watch that shit.
jason walter

<img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/ns.jpg"/>#5 I can't say anything, vote 1, it's my feeling <img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/sn2.jpg"/>
LACHIVER

# at LSU! GEAUX TIGERS

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