A heavy dose of irony (24 Photos)

  • Christian

    What the hell would we do if china didn't exist?

    • matt

      drive safer?

      • JoeMamma

        I see what you did there

    • _DoC_

      Make our own shit, quit out sourcing the bulk of jobs and bottom out the unemployment rate? Just guessing.

    • Yoselahonda

      Go to work.

    • emailhobo

      We would invent silver and call it "silver China"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

        But China wouldn't exist so it wouldn't make any sense

    • red

      Then the US would have to find someone else to be billions of $$$$ in debt to.

  • johnz


    • Nice

      His other shirt say's "chive on"

  • http://www.facebook.com/clt.chiver Clt Chiver

    #1 Is sad but true about most everything in the states.

    • Mack

      Another funny factoid. Obama's chair is made by a Canadian Co called Global Furniture. They shipped it in pieces down South so a) it could be thoroughly inspected, and b) so it could be assembled in the states and stamped "Made in the USA". Yeah, I know, kinda useless info, but I like useless.

      • Daddy

        Another fun factoid. George W's chair (the Concorde Presidential Office Chair) was also made by Global and went through the same process. I know, I know…useless.

        • Mr. Tea

          And did you know… Gunshot*

  • sapphicosorus

    Well in #2's defense, there is a douchebag exception in every single peace treaty ever signed.

    • FunKiller

      And that includes any dude that thinks it's ok to rock a spiked mohawk, like our subject in the above picture.

    • Nice

      Look like chive readers

  • Chris C.

    #17 is terrible!

    • Tate

      It made me LOL, I'm going to hell.

    • Buck

      That's the best one!!!

    • MayTheFirstBeWithYou

      Agreed! Was not sure if I should laugh in shock or stare in awe. Horrible, but funny.

    • DoH

      Took me a couple of seconds. I then laughed and felt bad. Which made me laugh again

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Lol, my reaction exactly.

    • Biggus Diccus

      LSHISMP-laughed so hard I shit my pants

    • Yoselahonda

      I don't get it…

      • zzz

        coat hanger abortions… get it? anyway that's here in the 'Nati

  • Jezdezpez

    #1 makes me sad, remember when everything was "Made in U.S.A"?

    • defaultuser

      Yup, and then ppl got sick of paying for things that were made by workers paid American wages.
      They didn't mind buying foreign as long as it didn't affect their employment.

      Everything trickles down sooner or later…

    • asdasd

      not really… I do remember "Made in Japan" and "Made in Taiwan" tho..

      • Jezdezpez

        Must be before your time then, how old are you, if you don't mind. American made was the way to go!

        • Nice


    • Innocent_Bystander

      I don't actually. Then again, I'm Canadian.

    • CC16

      Were you born in the 30's? This isn't a new thing.

      • Jezdezpez

        yes… that's when I was born…. idiot.

  • Jason

    #22 I can't stand fat people, they eat eat eat eat and complain they are far and get disability checks and use my money to eat more wtf

    • _DoC_

      It's not their fault, they just don't shit enough and they fill up. Also is McDonald's fault for being so delicious.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Only a few enormously fat people who are unable to move about could possibly qualify for disability from being fat, though quite a few disabled people become fat from inactivity and boredom. So shut up until you know what you are talking about.

      • Theresia

        I can't stand pretentious douche bags.. Jason, you are a wart on the ass of society,

        • SanDiego

          But your fat

        • The Truth

          That's what a fat person would say.

  • Jeff

    #9 Was!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #16 Ahhh the great delivery wars of 1997
    #17 awful … and I lol

  • goneKerouac

    #15 To bad there is a shortage

    • Yeah

      Too bad there is a shortage of spelling in your post?

    • mid13

      as a hog grower..I think I'm good for a few years. I'll share, for a small fee =]

      • bla bla

        would ya like to get porked?

        • mid13

          not by you..

    • jumping jehosaphat

      The ironic post is ironic

    • MonkeyMadness

      This is not irony.

      • jumping jehosaphat

        Jack Kerouac. He was an American novelist and poet. March 12, 1922 – October 21, 1969

  • Will

    #23 *that's

    • Me.

      Why are me.

    • Carl

      What is wrong with Australians?

    • kigero

      That's irony

  • parker

    #14 must have been in absolute beast

  • Whoopi_G

    #17 So funny!

  • Dwide_Schrude

    #23 mad hate on the Australians.

    • Boobs.

      Why are men attracted to breasts? Because boobs..

    • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

      I'm pissed off at that :@….

  • *dash*

    I used to work at a starbucks back a couple years ago. It used to be to use their wifi you had to have a registered starbucks card. But you could only register it online. Corporate logic at it's finest. I think they finally got enough complaints that they just made available to everyone. #24

  • misschris

    #17 I'm going to hell for laughing about this one! That's just terrible 😛

  • Felcus

    #12 Should be a Chive shirt.

    • Nice

      Why not? Already ruined bill Murray time to destroy something else with doucheness.

  • toomanymarbles

    #18 onion headline for the win

    • Charliefreak

      Jay Cronley wrote the great book "Good Vibes" on which the movie "Let It Ride" is based. Watch it and laugh your ass off. The man has a great sense of humor.

  • bryan

    #7 and #14…not ironic, which is kinda ironic.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #18 – feel a *rimshot* is needed here.

    bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

    • Anomanom

      So what is the the sound of one hand clapping?

      • http://www.facebook.com/james.t.mcdonald.90 James Thursday

        fap fap fap

  • freddy boy

    #1 On Veteran's Appreciation Day I was given such a flag. As a veteran, I wanted to beat the hell out of the moronic organizer but instead I decided to never attend the Veteran's Appreciation Day again.

    • Snuggs

      Nice work, both of those reactions are much better than reasonably raising your concerns with those organizing such an event so as to effect positive change and maintain healthy human relationships.

  • Bob

    #16 is just unlucky

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yup, not irony.

  • blue_bronco

    I wish I had opened a US Flag store in Egypt.

  • DDD

    This whole thread = Greatness

    • Nice


  • gs425

    If all you have is correcting grammar and/or spelling…get it right asshole #23

    • SuperiorTo8

      For the 3rd and 9th ones down.. Google can go fuck itself

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