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September 25, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Owned, Work Shenanigans, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Owned, Work Shenanigans, WTF
I hate my job too – oh wait, made a six figure bonus this past Christmas.
seriously? that's at least $100,000. way more than i make in a year.
why am i getting thumbs down for this?? i'm being honest!
more thumbs down????
you're a dumbass
why am i a dumbass?? please tell me why, i'd love to know.
You went on a comment section and bragged about your money. Now you think you deserve an apology. Get the fuck over yourself jerk-off.
i'm not the one with the money! I just said his bonus is way more than I make in a year!!!
In their defence, their blind and unjustified hatred of you was pretty funny. KCCO dude.
How small does it get?
That's what she said.
she said asdasd? i guess i get it, assass?
Riveting tale chap, do tell us more.
A six finger bonus – wow your ass must be very loose.
he said figure not finger.
The 6 figures are $0007.56
nope just checked – $109,756. and I rounded down.
Great! now you can financially support John in the distribution of KCCO shirts to injured Fire Fighters and Military personnel.
No one on earth gives a fuck that you even exist, let alone your imaginary money. Go die in a fire.
Good for you! Glad you can fill the void you have in your soul with money. The rest of of us are blessed to have had the pleasure of hearing about how well you are doing. I'm sure you have screwed over no one to obtain such weath…
Cool story bro! You should write a novel.
no time hes too busy making money
Sure you did.
It's true. Here's a pic of his bonus.
<img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/x52w4k.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
Big deal. I know janitors that make $45k a year cleaning bathrooms.
Show us your income taxes Mitt Lambo.
Go roll down a plane window.
damn i wish i made that
Oh my god that's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard! Can you tell it again?!! Do you have time?!!
i'd rather not hear it agin
I'll bet your next bonus check that your voting for Romney too…
what does money have to do with politics? i have no money and will be voting for Romney.
and still dont get pussy….
That's because you're stupid.
You must swallow
Romney is trolling theChive.
I got a bonus today. I went to lunch at a subway and someone sent their 5 year old son over to give me a $10 bill to pay for my food and thank me for my service. Best bonus I've ever gotten and probably ever will get…. I also got him a cookie.
no one that makes "real money" ever tells of it , ever. Or your a douchebag either way. The Forbes list wouldnt exist if it wasn't for being forced for public knowledge. Due to holding public shares. I've worked for a richer man than 90% of the list and he was a sole proprioter with rights to over ten thousand oil wells. He need not report his meager 1,000,000.00 plus a day income to meager shareholders. What a story he was .
Lambo came home last night and said, "I made $100,000.05 sucking dicks last night!" We asked, "Who gave you the nickel?" and he says, "All of them."
Why all the hate? Yeah it's kind of douchey to post that in a comment section, but hey, we now know a guy who has an obvious surplus of cash and is a chiver… Sounds to me like Chive charities can only benefit from this news… (and if he's banking that much a year he's being taxed out the ass for it and could probably use the write off of donating a big chunk)
#1 Quality curry.
#1 Taco Bell
#21 If you look close, you can see he's not really lifting that bucket.
#16 I deal with this every day as a systems admin who regularly consults our suppliers for parts. Win.
#9 I'm going to recreate a proper InDesign version of this and keep a stack at my desk.
No kidding. Whoever wrote this did a great job. Bravo.
I want one!!
YEAH, BRAH. RIGHT ON! ONLY PUSSIES AND FAGS AND WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS. NOW LETS GO POUND SOME BREWSKIS AND FUCK SOME BITCHES.
Sounds like a plan to me. You must be that one whine bag in every office that makes "complaint forms" necessary because someone hurt your feelers.
Try that one
It was a high school football coach who gave this to his players. Sadly he got fired
….it's clearly from the oil field (company man, tool pusher, etc)
We used to use these in the army…
until some officer got their feelings hurt.
#23 Which is more disturbing that it was on the toilet or the toilet was in the living room. Also what kind of DNA Decoupage has he got going on in the waste basket.
Ewww. Is that the bathtub in the living room too? At what point do you just go ahead and just call it the bathroom with a TV in it?
I award you five internet points for "DNA decoupage".
I didn't see the bottom of the picture for a long time and thought I was looking at a ghost behind the plastic.
only so much room in the trailer..
#5, Gotta Love Texas
It should be a Federal Law.
No I don't.
<img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/ns.jpg"/>#11 this job make most people hard. I don't like it <img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/sn2.jpg"/>
You trolling bro?
I know two guys they must hate their job this morning, the two referees from the Monday Night Football last night!!!
Nah, only one of them. The other one got the call right.
Aaron Rodgers needs to fill out #9.
#23 made me lol
Forever alone of epic proprtions…
Chive should make this so everyone can put this on their desk.
it can be the magic 8 ball of the 21st century
And sell it for $53
print it out and you can have your own…lol
I'm folding #10 right now.
I think this would work equally well with my children. Damn teenagers. They only speak Meme.
#18 Is this the White Spot headquarters?
There's always money in the banana stand. #17
or you could just turn it into #1
#4 How shitty
it's the real TMNT van
god I'm glad I'm not a spray tech anymore
#23 Stay Classy
#9 Fuck yeah! A REAL MAN created this. As we all know only faggots and cunts have feelings. Now go back to the kitchen or something.
Where's the Rum?!?
#12 time well invested?
#23 i guess the wifi wouldnt reach back to the bathroom
#19 is epic!!! TOUGHEST JOB IN THE WORLD, where is this?
Looks like it could be North Idaho, but everything looks the same in the dark.
Where ever it's at, you can bet he's sinking deep shaft.
Its a tungsten mine in the northwest territories Canada!
bah, it's not as hard as roofing or block laying or being an electrician!!!!
#23, this is fucking mind blowing
#23, is anyone else concerned about the amount of Kleenex in the garbage? " … No Mom I just have a cold!"
#15 – wilsonnnnnnnnnnnn!!
bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity
#9 The homophobia and misogyny are strong with this one.
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