The girl from ‘Best Friends’ photo is our Chivette (22 Photos)

I love you as much as Kirk Kerkorian loves Tracinda.

(yeah, sorry)

she excites my pinga

Gozinta?

I wanna be up in ya

So happy you're not a transgenda

Wanna put it in ya

You're so in shape, you don't have to eat Splenda.

I hope I don't offend ya.
Its now on my agenda,
To try to put it in ya.
I promise I'll be tenda.

Ha they went to my high school.. Took them both to pound town, at the same time

You know she make me wanna bend huh……. over…..

Rear-enda

Chorus:
Oh Belinda!
Let me smell your ______.

Bazinga?

Corny is an understatement..that was terrible… If that took u more than 2 minutes, I am sorry for ur loss. U lost precious time that u will never see again

I wanna dress you up like the Flying Wallendas?
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http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=belinda…

She should definitely play the new Chivette game "Where's Dildo"

eh….

Everyone's got a boner, but next thing you know she will be at the Chive offices, half naked hanging out with dork John.

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

It's called getting implants.

Agreed, she has magnificent boobs for such a frame.

big boobs in bright colors, and I still get the evil eye when I stare. I don't get it?!

You are super sexy pretty girl, I like your body

Agreed. Put her on a jet to my place. She definitely needs a better photographer…I volunteer! Second best is a Chive shoot.

(also insert "I'll give her a ride on my…" here)

theCHIVE seems to be flying out a lot of chivettes these days. I think Belinda needs a ride on a jet plane.
Please and thank you.
– Belinda

Belind-o-my-god your hot

Is it possible to ask for MOAR again ?

*Claps*

#21#19 These were the 2 pictures I originally posted ( and really like)

where are you from YesMan

when you get up, hold a book, notebook etc in front of your business and quickly flip it up and catch it under your waistband, as long as your shirt is over it youre set. Cant remember the technical term but oldest trick in the book!

We get it. You're attracted to chicks.

We need to see moar of her , pls chive give us her facebook , twitter …. any link that will give us the chance to see more of this flawless beauty

Oh, it's a popsicle!

Now I feel dumb.

she wouldnt have sex with you tho, bro. sorry. or me either, so its all good

The pest pic, 'cause you can see that wonderful "imperfection".
Real stunning woman.

Thank you captain obvious.

Now smile damnit! We just need a big ol' smile to make it perfect. Great body but it all goes out the window without an awesome smile!

Right*

This is a joke, right? The girl on the left is the subject of this gallery! Also, incorrect usage of "whom". Overall post evaluation: perfect score for talent recognition and minus one point for all the syntax errors. You got all the important stuff right. Keep that shit up.

I would love to take her out to a nice dinner and treat her like a lady.

So hot want to

That's what he said

#17 Clean your mirror next time.

That is so not how to spell popsicle. Although now that I've written it it doesn't look right…now the word means nothing to me.