Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • goodmund

    #30 I want to go to there

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #31 The same thing happens to me whenever I try to play soccer

    • Anon

      I fought the ball, and the ball won!

    • 6655321

      It's made of concrete. Paint it and watch kids fuck up. Priceless.

    • LACHIVER

      It least the ball broke his fall

      • jimbob

        looks way painful. the people involved in this prank should be punished. kid probably broke his foot if this concrete ball theory is correct.

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #5 Makes me feel awesome that maybe someday i'll do something thats freaking cool

    • Craigery

      Yes, maybe someday you'll do something cool. Keep reaching for the stars!

  • Gonein321

    #24 That shit escalated quickly

    • Taliban

      Figures black guy did it

    • chief

      lol need to watch this video!

    • AussieJack

      Is that 50 Cent?

      • Exodia

        It's KSI, he's a youtube commentator

    • carl

      black people seem to think this shit is funny.

      • Stef

        This man knows how to commentate FIFA and his lack of a social filter is amazing

  • RandomTask09

    #33: Eating caviar at the Wall-street protest? … like a boss

    • 2Dogs

      "Excuse me sir, Do you have any grey poupon?"

    • https://www.facebook.com/filipe.r.andrade Filipe Rebello De Andrade

      the hippie next to him looks like Edward Norton…

      • hurp

        wow! its uncanny… how much he doesn't look like Ed Norton

      • alex

        was thinking exactly the same thing

    • Stick

      Like a douchebag.

      • Tothe

        Like a boss. The douchebag has a guitar in his hands and jealousy written all over his face.

    • bob

      This was from a fashion shoot for Vice magazine. The other pics can be seen here http://www.vice.com/read/american-psychos-0000069

    • Looters

      Is that at a Wall St. protest or in line at Apple …hmmm???

  • MattyDeuce

    #8 I would seriously like to deliver a throat-chop to whomever coined the word "swag" and allowed it to become such a douchey concept.

    • MattyDeuce

      Not necessarily that I am holding angst towards the kid here, but man do I hate that term being thrown around all the time as if it is cool to "have" it. It's a joke! Sorry, I had to rant on it.

      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        It's cool to have swagger, however, idiot teenagers have completely misconstrued what swagger is.

        And it certainly isn't a Spongebob shirt.

        • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

          For example, James Bond has swagger. Every Robert Downey character (and Robert Downey himself) has swagger. Obama and Clinton, J. Depp, Prince, Lenny Kravitz, anyone who carries themselves well, has confidence and charm has "swag."

          • Ben

            What the men that you mentioned have is class, not swag or swagger.

            • https://www.facebook.com/crookedhalo999 Mark P Constable

              Swagger is for boys, class is for men.

          • Ethix_

            The only man that swagger applies to is Bob Lee Swagger.

    • Craigery

      To me "swag" is either the crappy free shit you get at conventions (pens and such), or shitty weed. So I just chuckle when someone brags about having "swag".

      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        Shitty weed is "schwag." Just a heads up.

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      My assumption would be that these individuals are related?? How often do we get a snapshot of a family in one frame where all could afford to 'peel off 100'??

    • crusher44x

      I don't always talk to people who have "swag," but when I do, I order a large fry.

    • Jacky Boy

      i would like to deliver a throat-chop to anyone who uses the word "whomever"

  • Chase

    #24 and #26
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      You could put real zebra's on the field and they would do a better job then these asshats. #26

  • 3MC

    #33 that wook is not impressed

    • http://twitter.com/LukeMonahan @LukeMonahan

      I'm impressed either what savage uses a metal spoon for caviar??? You HAVE to use a pearl spoon or you impair the taste. Philistine

    • Mark Ruffalo

      Holy shit its Edward Norton!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #33 This spacecake is exquisite. I shall name my stock portfolio after it.

    • :/

      its caviar

      • Woop

        he knows

      • HatBomb

        Thanks for pointing that out, for a minute there I actually thought it was space cake…

        • Jen

          mmm space cake..

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #22 Usually itsthe other way around.

    • DrGarnicus

      So if you get drunk, does it turn into a cucumber?

    • tv_paul

      I wonder if she's good at jerkin' the gherkin?

    • fil

      In Soviet Russia, pickle eat YOU

  • Zito

    #9 Food porn?!?

    • Chiver

      Check his grammar to

      • Another one

        too*

  • https://www.facebook.com/wes.jones.104 Wes Jones

    #26 I bet packer fans love these ref memes.

    • Richard

      Yes and no…

    • Luke

      Doesn't that one guy look like BFM?

    • Hrdwood

      Being from Wisconsin, I can tell you the answer is: "No we do not."

  • El Coño

    #26 Wait a minute….two of those Foot Locker employees aren't raising their hands!

  • Bonnie

    #10 M Night Shyamalan presents….

    • DrGarnicus

      Stark Raving Rat.

  • Chiver90

    #12 Damn it! Well played..

    • DaddyD

      Fortunately, I don't know the song and am thus immune.

    • haddaway

      i instantly started playing the song on utube lol

  • savagecabbage

    #17 and #28 hot daayyyamm

    • Joe

      I concur. Both were my favs.

    • Electric Boogalo

      I'd like to be a crucified frog on the wall in that room.

  • allieBgood

    #33 Did I meet you at a Phish show….I kid I kid….kinda

  • kuelguapo

    That moment when you're still at work and the next day's DMA has already been posted. #fml

    • .

      Happens to me every morning… look on the brigh side, there is less/no management.

  • Eric_Le_Awesome

    #27 Reminded me of Jumanji after the jungle takes over the house.

    • Never

      Exactly the same thought!

  • patrick907

    I love you chive

  • Zito

    #1 Kind of looks like a Nickleback concert…except there are more fans.

    • HatBomb

      Brilliant.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #8 I don't always talk to people with swag…but when I do, they eat my large fries.

  • afewlittletrysts

    #7 makes me smile. well done.

  • M4jestic

    #24 literally owned

    • Med

      Literally owned? that's not even possible

      • a-nom

        Well, it is, but I'm pretty sure most countries have laws against it now

  • needavaca?goca

    #8

    pretty boy swag, pretty boy swag!!!! haha
    I ❤ CHIVE but not Mac…make that mac

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