I do what I want (26 Photos)

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Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/dominic.matteo.1 Dominic Matteo

    I don't give a fuckkkkk

    • champvt

      Some people just love to watch the world burn

  • Jawbone

    #2 Doing what you want means showing a gooey fat ass?

    • Pete

      Shes really cute. If thats a gooey ass than ill spread it all over myself like honey. Better tan a hairy dudes ass unless ur into that kinda thing.

    • Derpin

      I did what I wanted with your mom's fat ass last night and it was gooey!

    • NPergakis12

      That's just a lotta ass

    • ab dirty

      You've got to be the dumbest person in our entire human history… I would be happy to assist u with suicide

    • goatpunch

      ladies and gents our first troll! "HOT GIRL IS UGLY" Because I'm so desperate for attention I will gladly try to piss people off just for a few comments

    • Barf

      How about you grow a penis and enjoy the picture… Now GTFO. That is all.

    • Yup


    • NorCal420

      gooey fat ass? pff cute blue tooth name asshat. All women are beautiful in every shape and size.

      • matt

        ^not true at all.

      • nepster

        All? What about that Honey Boo Boo family?

        • NorCal420

          hmm… touche sales man… touche.

    • http://www.facebook.com/clovis.jewell Clovis Larry Jewell

      Im thinking MOAR! Prove him wrong on hump day!

    • Red

      Jawbone, have you come out of the closet yet?

  • sean


  • Buttbanged

    #2 I'd put it in her pooper

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      ATM all the way!!

    • Kp1000

      Might get a bit muddy.

    • DickFister

      Hit 'er in the shitter just like Tex Ritter did 'er

    • Mark


  • AssClown

    #2 You're on a motorcycle, the sign says no quad-bikes; your nice ass isn't distracting me enough.

    • Jay

      What the fuck is a quad-bike?

      • Ray

        Google is your friend

        • Jay

          It's either a quad or a bike. It can't be both.

        • George

          Oooor google how completely lame quads are and how dirt bike riders hate them… So sign = win

    • Irish Chive

      Lots of cushion. Nice.

  • ayoitsdk

    #3 It's always easy to find my wife's car.

    • Uh huh

      That's my wife's car too! -__- we must be related…

      • Salty Archer

        Only if you're brothers or cousins. Two people not of the same family who marry the same woman are not necessarily related. Gullible beyond belief… but not related.

        • davo

          and you're asian!

  • Brayn


    • Yup

      So close..

      • davo

        yes he is the first fuckhead on this thread.

  • http://www.facebook.com/newvis Travis Newman

    #25 Moar Bacon!

    • Hittahomer

      All that mayonnaise is bad for your heart.

    • UPITT15

      looks like a sandwich from Primanti Bros

    • Boomer Sooner

      How bout a moment of silence for the coming global bacon shortage. *sob*

      • GI Joe

        Fuck a bacon shortage…eat moar bacon!!!!!!!!!

  • rob

    Gotta be a women, especially parked in front of a DSW

    • MonkeyMadness

      Or a woman.

  • iChive

    I might be wrong, but I feel like I've seen #22 somewhere before…

  • Jezdezpez

    #2 eww, that ass is large and it just looks like it stinks.

    • OmahaDude

      Glaucoma bothering you again Jez? Fucking penis wrinkle…

      • Jezdezpez

        You're from Omaha, you're not even in or around the average I.Q level, therefor; you're not allowed to speak unless asked to speak. Thank You.

        • NorCal420

          i see that the internet bullying class has treated you well young bacon man

        • Wisti

          You misspelled "therefore"…Congrats on knowing the correct "you're" though, that obviously gives you the right to call people dumb :)

        • Red


  • Hrdwood

    #2 Still would… I'd just make sure I was wearing my helmet and face guard…

    • The Truth

      I don't get it. I think she's cute.

  • jdew555


    Every time I see those things I want to do the same thing

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      So do it ya pussy!! What's the worst that can happen? You spell it wrong.

  • ladderzombie

    Holy fuck, I could swear #1 was taken in my former school.

    • Nolok

      Is the thing in the front a dude or a lesbian? Can't tell…

  • misschris

    #15 Yea… I'm not gonna tell him "no"

    • Iso

      My dog loves watermelon also.

  • opieman2010


    Lehigh Valley, PA for the win.

    • Kyle

      thats right outside my job. Lol

      • Jenkins McGee

        Is that the one off of airport road?

  • Jayson

    i do what i want or go home.

  • KCO617

    #13 they see me rolling, they hatin…..

    • bmak

      I always thought rollin dirty referred to a gun or drugs…not depends.

  • togaen

    #23 find her.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Mac will find her. He probably know's her. She has his calling card on her shirt.

    • Zedd_Z_Z


  • Steve

    #11 is not really doing what he wants, as they are making him finish the beer before he moves on.
    Sorry to be the downer.

    • EvilRoySlade

      You should always want to finish your beer… so you can have another beer.

  • Popowich

    Like a Boss!

  • Anomanom

    #10 I want to know the reason for that sign.

    • The Truth

      It's from a military post. They close down some roads in the morning for you to run on and keep some of them open. Thus, the reason for the sign.

      Also, it's probably from an Army or Marine post because we are the only ones who actually do P.T.

    • John.C

      Altitude maybe? I was wondering the same!

    • Red

      The reason for the sign is to stop people from physically training beyond that point.

      • Dan

        My first thought was that it was on a military training base, like boot camp. therefore they do not want the "maggots" to train outside the perimeter so they don't get hurt. just a guess though.

        • SomeGuy

          It is a motor vehicle trail outside the general perimeter of the base, therefor deemed unsafe unless otherwise designated and supervised by superiors.

  • @lackofabetter


  • Slushiest MJ

    Just ordered 2 Military chive shirts!!!! For the price of one on ebay!

    • Dan


      • MonkeyMadness

        He didn't say he ordered them FROM eBay, dumbass. He ordered two for what people on eBay are charging. Learn to read and comprehend.

  • rob

    future sex offender.

    • Dan

      future playa

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