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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (31 Photos)

September 27, 2012 | In: Awesome, FAIL, Funny

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Category: Awesome, FAIL, Funny

james

#4 Bringing beer runs to a whole other level!

Justsay OyVey

Beer run GTA style

GeeROiD

FIRST!!!! I WIN

BygNick

The only thing you win is being labeled a douche bag………. which is clearly 100% accurate.
Roco

Looser!!
Austin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1IAY_5bhI
jon

go jump off a cliff.

biff

#2 Bella isn't that good looking, so she has to be extra nasty to make money.

Rachel

Poor girl looks like she has had a rough life!

Urethra Franklin

Understatement of the day goes to….

Verbal_Kint

I laughed my ass of when I read… Urethra Franklin…. Oh shit…

Humanity

Yesterday I watched Sasha Gray lick a toilet bowl before being throat funked to the point of almost loosing consciousness.

What in the funkin world would this lady have to do to top that?

biff

Stuff I personally felt disgusted to even know existed, must less caught short clips of.

c t

taking a ball bat in the ass

*Shudder*

Do we dare "find her"?

StudPhi

Are you kidding? Isn't this Bella Dona from like every nasty anal porn site there is.

Emz

Ugh, and to think I wanted to name a daughter Belladonna. FUCK THAT. o_O

Spelling Police

*losing – stay in school.
Go die

Sounds like you're a real piece of trash. Did you enjoy watching that, you loser? Thanks for sharing.

A BiPolar Guy

Now, now. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!

Notknowing

DIRTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Dale

BElla is fine! Always seems to be having fun no matter what weird shit is going on.

NebraskaGuy

#2 I call that a WIN!

Charly

Does it sail "FAIL awards" on it? It looks that way…

Urethra Franklin

Sail? Does what Sail?
morebeer

Believe it says "FAME" but the typography sure makes it look like "FAIL"

crustybubblechunks

I'd say #26 is a win

muff diver

sorry I don't get it…please explain

DaddyD

Pink in yellow wrapper

5eagles

Looks like they forgot to cook it…
chiverX

they're all pink on the insi.. ..nevermind thats something else
Tankus

I don't get it either… explanation?

Aaron

Pink is the best flavor……..WIN.
Jed

It looks like Pikachu

Not impressed

Too bad that fuck tard re wrapped it… Look closely friends
Dale

Not really something so awesome as to photograph.

KingThing

#7
WTF is that!?

KimiD

Chicken burger. Raw by the looks.
Jimbo

Chicken. Extra-rare.
Holmespump

Salmonella
whyme1973

A lawsuit.

The_Dood

I've bitten into one of those from Wendy's once. That's a feeling and texture that you never forget. Of course I took it back and got a few free sandwiches. To hell with lawsuits when there's free food to be had!

Livin' Legend

Correct answer. Too many people out there looking for a major paycheck for a minor offense. Keep the expectations reasonable and a decent restaurant manager will make good on it.

Bubba

That's good eatin' right der boys!
Bud

That's how our ancestors ate it

FunKiller

They also didn't live past the age of 30.

A BiPolar Guy

Life expectancy may have been 30 but that included all the children who died young fom all the disease we don't get now. You died very young or you might live to 70 or more. The biblical "three score and ten" is from psalm 90, written some centuries B.C.

…

Sushi grade
alw

instant gag? ughhhh
Marklar

Another question is what the fuck is PFK? Is that a KFC knockoff?

cemetery bob

Poulet Frit Kentucky, KFC in Quebec

jammers

Perfect Fried Chicken in the UK

Derby

You buy shit-food, you get shit-food.
Learn.
S_Giacomazzi

Recipe for good health, of course!

Rachel

#26 WINNING
Rich

#7
mmmmm…salmonella!

Craig K.

Leave it to the French-Canadians to fuck up KFC.

>:(

Half of them i dont get

Marcus

I guess sometimes you lose…

Morten Prang Norup

#1 So much win that the photographer lost it….
Verbal_Kint

#9 That's a nice fuckin' dorado…

jimstarswagg

Heard these guys put up a crazy fight.

JSJ

Not really, pretty easy to bring in, good to stuff coolers for clueless paying customers though!

Verbal_Kint

Thanks Captain Ahab…

Verbal_Kint

One that size would, and they flash colors like crazy (skin actually changes color in rapid flashes) when brought along side the boat.

dorado

lol

StudPhi

Something seems Amish in #9

loves sammiches

Read that in Sean Connery's voice.
brucelee

It's the boat, isn't it??
Sodak

Nailed it! You win this one!!! Hahahah
hayesvegas

The mate's name is Wade, he is 100% badass. I have fished on that boat, the Bill Collector, it was epic!
Kenny

Is that in Belize?

Popowich

#20 Penguin was thinking. "Oh sweet! Oh sweet! oh my! OH NO! Fuck me!" (in that order) #26 RIGHT ON Little man!

Taco_Depot

I appreciate you recreating the obvious

Popowich

Anytime Taco. Pretty sure there are other people posting more obvious things like "that girl is hot" everyday on theChive. So I appreciate your appreciation. KCCO

LawnGuyLand

I hope he at least pulled out.

keithp420

#12 well there's your problem…

Marcus

My mechanic would say there there was a problem with my fan belt.
gregorije1

…your carburetor is dirty and your mechanic is a pitone
LintLicker

"Go ahead and rev 'er up Johnny!"
derp

There seems to be a hissing noise coming from the engine.. would you mind taking a look at it?

chiverX

#1 in case you missed it the other times
Popowich

#24 RIGHT ON Little man!

…. NOT 26!

chopper

I'd be happy if my girlfriend lost a lot of weight period, even if she didn't keep her boobs and ass. i love her and all, but damn she put a shit ton of weight on since we started dating. Guess I could dump her…

Chow-meeyy-aahhh

Thanks for letting me know. I was actually just thinking that I would love to hear some dull and uninteresting facts about someone's relationship. Please tell us more!

bErMeNtAl

#2 something to bring home to mom and dad!

FunKiller

Tried it. Mom didn't like her….but dad, dad was very intrigued!
Notknowing

No matter how much you wash, you'll always be DIRTAY!

Whale

It wasn't funny the first 3 times you said it.

Don_Aguelo

Hi grandpa, hi grandma. This is my new girlfriend. We met on a landfill…

Boobman

#24 big win!
_DoC_

#13 laughed too hard at that

Black6dog

Happy FUCKING Birthday! Good to know that silly string makes a great insta-fuse
Wiley

Good thing that little kid got out of the way!

StudPhi

On what mantel in whose house does #2 go in!?!?!

loves sammiches

She'll probably just put it in her vagina.

not scottish

or her butt.

DaddyD

Mine.

jess

#6 finding a lost pet is probably 1 of the greatest feelings

xxJJ88xx

moments after the picture it died
Big D

She just found lunch
joe

This was after the Joplin tornado. By this point they were mostly finding bodies. I remember this day, it lifted the spirit of a lot of people, mine included
.

Hrdwood

#12 Well there's your problem… some elephant took a dump in your engine… wait..
Looters

#4 like a glove…

caleb

so much better when Ace's voice comes out to play.

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Thanks,
Keep Calm and Chive ON!

Rory

toastertimemachine.com

you suck budday

you mean to say you will be reposting reddit stuff too? wow, thanks so much.
Alex J

what a dumb fucking name

CincyHere

http://hahgay.com/
back2worknow

First you need to check out http://www.gofuckyourspammingself.com/loser

whyme1973

#12 Sorry…I had to burn your car to the ground.

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