Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (31 Photos)

  • james

    #4 Bringing beer runs to a whole other level!

    • Justsay OyVey

      Beer run GTA style

  • GeeROiD

    FIRST!!!! I WIN

    • BygNick

      The only thing you win is being labeled a douche bag………. which is clearly 100% accurate.

    • Roco


    • Austin
    • jon

      go jump off a cliff.

  • biff

    #2 Bella isn't that good looking, so she has to be extra nasty to make money.

    • Rachel

      Poor girl looks like she has had a rough life!

      • Urethra Franklin

        Understatement of the day goes to….

        • Verbal_Kint

          I laughed my ass of when I read… Urethra Franklin…. Oh shit…

    • Humanity

      Yesterday I watched Sasha Gray lick a toilet bowl before being throat funked to the point of almost loosing consciousness.

      What in the funkin world would this lady have to do to top that?

      • biff

        Stuff I personally felt disgusted to even know existed, must less caught short clips of.

        • c t

          taking a ball bat in the ass

      • *Shudder*

        Do we dare "find her"?

        • StudPhi

          Are you kidding? Isn't this Bella Dona from like every nasty anal porn site there is.

          • Emz

            Ugh, and to think I wanted to name a daughter Belladonna. FUCK THAT. o_O

      • Spelling Police

        *losing – stay in school.

      • Go die

        Sounds like you're a real piece of trash. Did you enjoy watching that, you loser? Thanks for sharing.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Now, now. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!

    • Notknowing


    • Dale

      BElla is fine! Always seems to be having fun no matter what weird shit is going on.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #2 I call that a WIN!

    • Charly

      Does it sail "FAIL awards" on it? It looks that way…

      • Urethra Franklin

        Sail? Does what Sail?

      • morebeer

        Believe it says "FAME" but the typography sure makes it look like "FAIL"

  • crustybubblechunks

    I'd say #26 is a win

    • muff diver

      sorry I don't get it…please explain

      • DaddyD

        Pink in yellow wrapper

    • 5eagles

      Looks like they forgot to cook it…

    • chiverX

      they're all pink on the insi.. ..nevermind thats something else

    • Tankus

      I don't get it either… explanation?

      • Aaron

        Pink is the best flavor……..WIN.

      • Jed

        It looks like Pikachu

    • Not impressed

      Too bad that fuck tard re wrapped it… Look closely friends

    • Dale

      Not really something so awesome as to photograph.

  • KingThing

    WTF is that!?

    • KimiD

      Chicken burger. Raw by the looks.

    • Jimbo

      Chicken. Extra-rare.

    • Holmespump


    • whyme1973

      A lawsuit.

      • The_Dood

        I've bitten into one of those from Wendy's once. That's a feeling and texture that you never forget. Of course I took it back and got a few free sandwiches. To hell with lawsuits when there's free food to be had!

        • Livin' Legend

          Correct answer. Too many people out there looking for a major paycheck for a minor offense. Keep the expectations reasonable and a decent restaurant manager will make good on it.

    • Bubba

      That's good eatin' right der boys!

    • Bud

      That's how our ancestors ate it

      • FunKiller

        They also didn't live past the age of 30.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Life expectancy may have been 30 but that included all the children who died young fom all the disease we don't get now. You died very young or you might live to 70 or more. The biblical "three score and ten" is from psalm 90, written some centuries B.C.

    • ...

      Sushi grade

    • alw

      instant gag? ughhhh

    • Marklar

      Another question is what the fuck is PFK? Is that a KFC knockoff?

      • cemetery bob

        Poulet Frit Kentucky, KFC in Quebec

        • jammers

          Perfect Fried Chicken in the UK

    • Derby

      You buy shit-food, you get shit-food.

    • S_Giacomazzi

      Recipe for good health, of course!

  • Rachel

    #26 WINNING

  • Rich


    • Craig K.

      Leave it to the French-Canadians to fuck up KFC.

  • >:(

    Half of them i dont get

    • Marcus

      I guess sometimes you lose…

  • Morten Prang Norup

    #1 So much win that the photographer lost it….

  • Verbal_Kint

    #9 That's a nice fuckin' dorado…

    • jimstarswagg

      Heard these guys put up a crazy fight.

      • JSJ

        Not really, pretty easy to bring in, good to stuff coolers for clueless paying customers though!

        • Verbal_Kint

          Thanks Captain Ahab…

      • Verbal_Kint

        One that size would, and they flash colors like crazy (skin actually changes color in rapid flashes) when brought along side the boat.

    • dorado


  • StudPhi

    Something seems Amish in #9

    • loves sammiches

      Read that in Sean Connery's voice.

    • brucelee

      It's the boat, isn't it??

    • Sodak

      Nailed it! You win this one!!! Hahahah

    • hayesvegas

      The mate's name is Wade, he is 100% badass. I have fished on that boat, the Bill Collector, it was epic!

    • Kenny

      Is that in Belize?

  • Popowich

    #20 Penguin was thinking. "Oh sweet! Oh sweet! oh my! OH NO! Fuck me!" (in that order) #26 RIGHT ON Little man!

    • Taco_Depot

      I appreciate you recreating the obvious

      • Popowich

        Anytime Taco. Pretty sure there are other people posting more obvious things like "that girl is hot" everyday on theChive. So I appreciate your appreciation. KCCO

    • LawnGuyLand

      I hope he at least pulled out.

  • keithp420

    #12 well there's your problem…

    • Marcus

      My mechanic would say there there was a problem with my fan belt.

    • gregorije1

      …your carburetor is dirty and your mechanic is a pitone

    • LintLicker

      "Go ahead and rev 'er up Johnny!"

    • derp

      There seems to be a hissing noise coming from the engine.. would you mind taking a look at it?

  • chiverX

    #1 in case you missed it the other times

  • Popowich

    #24 RIGHT ON Little man!

    …. NOT 26!

    • chopper

      I'd be happy if my girlfriend lost a lot of weight period, even if she didn't keep her boobs and ass. i love her and all, but damn she put a shit ton of weight on since we started dating. Guess I could dump her…

      • Chow-meeyy-aahhh

        Thanks for letting me know. I was actually just thinking that I would love to hear some dull and uninteresting facts about someone's relationship. Please tell us more!

  • bErMeNtAl

    #2 something to bring home to mom and dad!

    • FunKiller

      Tried it. Mom didn't like her….but dad, dad was very intrigued!

    • Notknowing

      No matter how much you wash, you'll always be DIRTAY!

      • Whale

        It wasn't funny the first 3 times you said it.

    • Don_Aguelo

      Hi grandpa, hi grandma. This is my new girlfriend. We met on a landfill…

  • Boobman

    #24 big win!

  • _DoC_

    #13 laughed too hard at that

    • Black6dog

      Happy FUCKING Birthday! Good to know that silly string makes a great insta-fuse

    • Wiley

      Good thing that little kid got out of the way!

  • StudPhi

    On what mantel in whose house does #2 go in!?!?!

    • loves sammiches

      She'll probably just put it in her vagina.

      • not scottish

        or her butt.

    • DaddyD


  • jess

    #6 finding a lost pet is probably 1 of the greatest feelings

    • xxJJ88xx

      moments after the picture it died

    • Big D

      She just found lunch

    • joe

      This was after the Joplin tornado. By this point they were mostly finding bodies. I remember this day, it lifted the spirit of a lot of people, mine included

  • Hrdwood

    #12 Well there's your problem… some elephant took a dump in your engine… wait..

  • Looters

    #4 like a glove…

    • caleb

      so much better when Ace's voice comes out to play.

  • Rory

    Hey guys, being awesome people that chivers are. Thought I'd ask you guys to check out my DAR site.
    Keep Calm and Chive ON!

  • whyme1973

    #12 Sorry…I had to burn your car to the ground.

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