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September 27, 2012 |
In: Awesome, FAIL, Funny
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Category: Awesome, FAIL, Funny
#4 Bringing beer runs to a whole other level!
Beer run GTA style
FIRST!!!! I WIN
The only thing you win is being labeled a douche bag………. which is clearly 100% accurate.
go jump off a cliff.
#2 Bella isn't that good looking, so she has to be extra nasty to make money.
Poor girl looks like she has had a rough life!
Understatement of the day goes to….
I laughed my ass of when I read… Urethra Franklin…. Oh shit…
Yesterday I watched Sasha Gray lick a toilet bowl before being throat funked to the point of almost loosing consciousness.
What in the funkin world would this lady have to do to top that?
Stuff I personally felt disgusted to even know existed, must less caught short clips of.
taking a ball bat in the ass
Do we dare "find her"?
Are you kidding? Isn't this Bella Dona from like every nasty anal porn site there is.
Ugh, and to think I wanted to name a daughter Belladonna. FUCK THAT. o_O
*losing – stay in school.
Sounds like you're a real piece of trash. Did you enjoy watching that, you loser? Thanks for sharing.
Now, now. Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!
BElla is fine! Always seems to be having fun no matter what weird shit is going on.
#2 I call that a WIN!
Does it sail "FAIL awards" on it? It looks that way…
Sail? Does what Sail?
Believe it says "FAME" but the typography sure makes it look like "FAIL"
I'd say #26 is a win
sorry I don't get it…please explain
Pink in yellow wrapper
Looks like they forgot to cook it…
they're all pink on the insi.. ..nevermind thats something else
I don't get it either… explanation?
Pink is the best flavor……..WIN.
It looks like Pikachu
Too bad that fuck tard re wrapped it… Look closely friends
Not really something so awesome as to photograph.
WTF is that!?
Chicken burger. Raw by the looks.
I've bitten into one of those from Wendy's once. That's a feeling and texture that you never forget. Of course I took it back and got a few free sandwiches. To hell with lawsuits when there's free food to be had!
Correct answer. Too many people out there looking for a major paycheck for a minor offense. Keep the expectations reasonable and a decent restaurant manager will make good on it.
That's good eatin' right der boys!
That's how our ancestors ate it
They also didn't live past the age of 30.
Life expectancy may have been 30 but that included all the children who died young fom all the disease we don't get now. You died very young or you might live to 70 or more. The biblical "three score and ten" is from psalm 90, written some centuries B.C.
instant gag? ughhhh
Another question is what the fuck is PFK? Is that a KFC knockoff?
Poulet Frit Kentucky, KFC in Quebec
Perfect Fried Chicken in the UK
You buy shit-food, you get shit-food.
Recipe for good health, of course!
Leave it to the French-Canadians to fuck up KFC.
Half of them i dont get
I guess sometimes you lose…
#1 So much win that the photographer lost it….
#9 That's a nice fuckin' dorado…
Heard these guys put up a crazy fight.
Not really, pretty easy to bring in, good to stuff coolers for clueless paying customers though!
Thanks Captain Ahab…
One that size would, and they flash colors like crazy (skin actually changes color in rapid flashes) when brought along side the boat.
Something seems Amish in #9
Read that in Sean Connery's voice.
It's the boat, isn't it??
Nailed it! You win this one!!! Hahahah
The mate's name is Wade, he is 100% badass. I have fished on that boat, the Bill Collector, it was epic!
Is that in Belize?
#20 Penguin was thinking. "Oh sweet! Oh sweet! oh my! OH NO! Fuck me!" (in that order) #26 RIGHT ON Little man!
I appreciate you recreating the obvious
Anytime Taco. Pretty sure there are other people posting more obvious things like "that girl is hot" everyday on theChive. So I appreciate your appreciation. KCCO
I hope he at least pulled out.
#12 well there's your problem…
My mechanic would say there there was a problem with my fan belt.
…your carburetor is dirty and your mechanic is a pitone
"Go ahead and rev 'er up Johnny!"
There seems to be a hissing noise coming from the engine.. would you mind taking a look at it?
#1 in case you missed it the other times
#24 RIGHT ON Little man!
…. NOT 26!
I'd be happy if my girlfriend lost a lot of weight period, even if she didn't keep her boobs and ass. i love her and all, but damn she put a shit ton of weight on since we started dating. Guess I could dump her…
Thanks for letting me know. I was actually just thinking that I would love to hear some dull and uninteresting facts about someone's relationship. Please tell us more!
#2 something to bring home to mom and dad!
Tried it. Mom didn't like her….but dad, dad was very intrigued!
No matter how much you wash, you'll always be DIRTAY!
It wasn't funny the first 3 times you said it.
Hi grandpa, hi grandma. This is my new girlfriend. We met on a landfill…
#24 big win!
#13 laughed too hard at that
Happy FUCKING Birthday! Good to know that silly string makes a great insta-fuse
Good thing that little kid got out of the way!
On what mantel in whose house does #2 go in!?!?!
She'll probably just put it in her vagina.
or her butt.
#6 finding a lost pet is probably 1 of the greatest feelings
moments after the picture it died
She just found lunch
This was after the Joplin tornado. By this point they were mostly finding bodies. I remember this day, it lifted the spirit of a lot of people, mine included
#12 Well there's your problem… some elephant took a dump in your engine… wait..
#4 like a glove…
so much better when Ace's voice comes out to play.
Hey guys, being awesome people that chivers are. Thought I'd ask you guys to check out my DAR site.
Keep Calm and Chive ON!
you mean to say you will be reposting reddit stuff too? wow, thanks so much.
what a dumb fucking name
First you need to check out http://www.gofuckyourspammingself.com/loser
#12 Sorry…I had to burn your car to the ground.
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