• Cody

    Damn blue collared tweakers

  • darren

    i kinda felt bad for the bear….

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Me too.

    • chelsea_dagger

      I just wanted to run up and hug it and let him know he's loved!

      • Jen

        until he mauls your face off!

        i think its good she did that. instead of her making him think it was ok for him to be there. thats the problem, they arent afraid of humans anymore and come into our space and get hurt. poor guys. i can bearly stand it.

        • S_Giacomazzi

          I see what you did there

        • Pooh

          Yeah, when these bears accidentally invade our space, it turns into a grizzly situation.

  • GuntherSquirrel

    Bad bear! Bad! Shame on you!

  • Tim

    Sounded like Howard's mom from Big Bang Theory…SCARY!!

  • slany

    take your damn bird feeder in lady…

    • Think logically.

      Then her 16 cats will eat the birdfood

  • Manny

    Guess she couldn't bear with it any longer…

    • Canadastani

      It was bearly a threat…

      • Jim

        This was truly a Kodiak moment.

  • Meh

    I believe we ALL know who wears the pants in that house.

    (HINT: It's not the milquetoast cameraman)

  • Nate

    Which one was the bear?

  • Not racist

    Haha poor bear just wanted something to eat and crazy Jewy jewerstein come out yelling at him

  • u.b. hotch

    That bear needs some fashion sense….ugly ass dress

  • Duber

    That is some beautiful camera work.

    • chelsea_dagger

      I was thinking the same thing… like they had a camera dolly set up in their kitchen?!

      • http://www.facebook.com/jasond2 Jason Davis

        They stabilized the footage in post. You can tell because it warps a little at times.

  • Livin' Legend

    Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.

    • KCO617

      Sometimes you beat Darwin, sometimes Darwin beats you.

    • Leave me alone bitch

      Sometimes you eat at the bar, sometimes you just want a nice peaceful scotch on the rocks without being tormented by constant, in-your-face, relentless fucking nagging. Fuck you Sarah.

  • Kcruz09

    Yogi just wants some pie. Give Yogi some pie. Poor guy.

  • Soldasd
  • Turd F.

    Get out of here bear, you're drunk!

  • Julia

    I know no one will believe me but there's nothing like hoping onto the chive and seeing your former boss screaming at a bear. She's from CT, and I worked for her, more specifically her husband…holy crap…

    • Anonymous

      Did she ever scream at you like that?

      • Julia

        She did not actually, she's actually kind of a hippy, changed her name, and does some sort of work with energy (human energy). Her husband on the other hand…well lets just say maybe she's simply taking some things out on the bear 😛

        • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

          and with "human energy" you mean jizz right? prostitution nowadays has gone all fancy

  • KingThing

    If a bear that size comes up on my porch lookin for food……he can have whatever the hell he wants. He/She could kill that old hag in the blink of an eye….. and then they'll want to shoot the bear….

  • Davis

    He bearly escaped that crazy bitch

  • Mike

    hearing her scream I see why her husband stays in a un-attached office.

  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

    These animals aren't too terribly uncommon near where I live (saw one just weekend before last) but damn…last thing I'd do is step out and start shrieking at the damn thing. Guess what, bears come around people for two reasons:

    1./ They're hungry
    2./ They've not acquired a fear of people

    That combo means stepping out onto your porch to yell at the bear like you'd yell at the neighbor's cat is pretty much taunting Darwin to bitchslap your ass clean out of the gene pool.

    Mind you…anyone else find it odd that hubby has the camera out, quietly stalks the bear and then calls the wife out when the bear gets within range? I'm wondering what he baited the porch with…and why doesn't he just hire a hitman like everyone else?

    • chelsea_dagger

      Honestly, most black bears are pansies. Not that they CAN'T be aggressive, but most of the time they're like this guy. Clap your hands and they take off. Self-defense in a bear situation is "look bigger and meaner than them." Big snugglebugs, the lot of 'em.

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        Erm…do you often trust life and limb in the face of a carnivore roughly 4 times your weight to general rules of thumb like this?

        I'm sorry but self defense in a bear situation at my house would start with "don't call the family outside" and prolly includes such hits like "bring a frickin' gun instead of a videocamera" and "try not to craft your response such that if you're wrong it doesn't turn out as an inscription on your headstone that serves as comedy/warning to others".

        Srsly, leaving the confines of a comparatively safe house to come outside and confront a bear may not be the gold medal Darwin award winner…but it's medalled before and it makes it to the semi-finals pretty reliably.

        • Shadow

          Actually, if you see a bear in a national park, this is what you are actually suppose to do.Make lots of noise, roar/chase it away until you cannot see it anymore. Bears can outrun humans easily believe it or not… hiding in a house may more may not be safe…

          As for bringing a gun, bad idea… most caliber ammunition will do nothing but piss the bear off…

          • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

            Actually, that wasn't a national park in the video…it was someone's backyard. In a national park, bears are managed and people admitted to the park are given fairly clear guidelines on how to deal with a bear. Bears outside of parks rummage through trash cans and get a real preference for things human. They're not particularly scared of you and your roaring/chasing. Next time you're at the zoo, roar and try and scare the bear. See how it ignores you. They're acclimated the same way.

            Further, my comment about the gun was re: the choice of device grabbed when unexpectedly confronted by the presence of a bear. You choose your camera and leave the house to go scare bears, I'll take my pistol (TYVM) stay indoors and dial the coroner's office for you.

  • Howard.is.god

    Christ, some poor chooch is married to her. My wifes voice is a melody compared to that!

    • Julia

      He's not the friendliest of men, I'll tell you that much!

  • Denver Chiver

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    was that guy using a rolling tripod

  • Christian

    Black bears really are more scared of humans then we should be of them. If that thing was a grizzly this vid would be insanely epic…

    • Gaius_marius

      Black bears maul just as many people as brown or grizzly bears. The problem is that they are small enough that people underestimate their strength. A black bear is just as capable or removing a person's head or other limb as a brown bear.

      • Derek L

        Black bears are pretty widely accepted to be more peaceful towards humans than most other bears. There may be just as many maulings (which I wasn't able to confirm) because there are twice as many black bears as all the other types combined, and because people are likely to do stupid stuff like get sneak up on them.

        • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

          But you did confirm the "widely accepted" part and the "twice as many" thing?

  • Canucks_Rule

    she sounds like the old lady from "the goonies."

    bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

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