Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Dan Yamnitz

    Go BEARS!!!

    • BertoPop

      Go Cowboys!

    • bored

      DAAAAA BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • bored

        Oh, And Green Bay Sucks!!!!

    • PackFanChiving

      Green Bay sucks? That's why we stomped Cutler and made you bitches retreat to the corner and hum the Super bowl shuffle.

      • bones

        cuntler

      • bored

        Do you suck your mom off with that mouth…or just discount double check guy?

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Siiiiiiiick comeback

    • jmstech

      And here I was thinking there was nothing worse than people that say, "First!".

      You win this round Dan Yamnitz

    • BearsSuckMeOften

      We'd hate you less if you would have just typed "First". Way to douche it up you fat fuck

      • Retard

        You get sucked by guys and admit it on the interwebz? If he's a douche then you're a cock sucking fag.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Siiiick comment bro

    • Nelly

      Bears

      • Jack Wagon

        Well that escalated quickly… oh and COWBOYS KICK ASS!!!! Even tho they might get their asses handed to them often.

        • Polish Ivan

          The Cowboys are my second favorite team… My favorite is whoever's playin' 'em!

    • AlabamaHighTest

      Da Bears!

  • Rebecca

    #49

    Good luck this week, Isaac!

    • Cecil

      I can't help but imagine that this picture brings much joy to so very many women.

    • Dukes

      Hey man……fuck cancer…..balls deep!!!!!!!

    • 3Monkeys

      KC & FC is right! Best of luck to you!

    • NorCal420

      I lost my pops to cancer at 17. Keep fighting the good fight brother!

    • Toba

      Give cancer hell you magnificent bastard! Prayers coming your way.

    • James

      KCCO buddie!! Best of luck!! Fuck cancer!!!

    • Agent Chuck

      Hey Isaac,

      Fight the cancer, win and most of Keep Calm and Chive On.

      PS – Keep smiling dude !

    • Opie

      Remind me to never give my kid a biblical name. Keep strong Issac!

      • Zezdy

        Anything we could do to help?

    • NebraskaGuy

      Best of luck, Issac!

    • dan

      KCCO Buddy, you'll pull through this.

    • Ruffio

      F cancer, kick it's ass.

    • visitor

      Hey buddy stay strong and KCCO

    • Doug

      Stay strong, buddy!

    • Jeremy

      Stay strong brother , you can beat this , beat it for your little brother… KC&CO

    • http://www.facebook.com/bladimir.gastelum.9 Bladimir Gastelum

      Fuck cancer bro keep on fighting.

    • ABQChiver

      Why isn't this guy in a proper KCCO? Gear him up chive.

    • JustSuper77

      KCCO buddy!

    • Tiber_Septim

      Good Luck Issac KCCO fuck cancer, sorry for your loss

    • Sonny Moore

      With a smile and attitude like that cancer's gonna be fucked in no time. Keep strong man, and seriously gear this man up chive! KCFC

    • Michael

      KC & FC…. stay strong Isaac! =)

    • vennexx

      you sir are a GREAT role model!! I wish your positive nature was more abundant in the world. Best wishes and prayers aimed at you! KC&FC

    • Wait who?

      Stay strong brotato chip!!!! KC&FC!!!!

    • patrab

      Good luck my friend and beat that sucker KCCO

    • realio

      Wishing you strength and love, bro. Keep at it.

    • Melace

      Good luck, Isaac!! KCFC!!

    • drew

      Hey bro WISH YOU THE BEST. KCCO.

    • Love

      KEEP CALM AND FUCK CANCER. Best wishes from Chicago

    • Wayne

      KCCO buddy!

    • Sean

      KC&FC friend. The prayers of the Chive nation are with you!

    • Kristian

      Good luck man, kick its ass!

    • KR_McLeod

      Chive on! Stay strong! and Fuck Cancer! CHEERS

    • Alex

      Keep Calm and FUCK CANCER… stay strong man

    • Junior

      Someone get this guy some chive shirts already!

    • @lackofabetter

      Give em hell Isaac!

    • Becca

      Who else thinks theChive should invest in a KC&FC shirt? Proceeds go to cancer research? Maybe?
      Stories like yours serve as a reminder of how lucky we all really are. Thanks for blessing us all with your smile.

      • Dfals1

        I had the same idea! I think it is a great idea and it needs to happen!

      • Casey

        That would be a cool start to the Chive Charities!

        • Cross

          That would be a cool start to the Chive Charities! Also you are theChive. KC&FC!

    • george

      keep going strong man

    • BOCO_Kid

      Good luck Issac! Kick cancer in the balls! KCCO! From a Vermonter living in Colorado!

    • DPG

      Chive on Brother! Kick it's ass!

    • Logs

      Good luck Isaac you will be in my prayers KCCO

    • Rafael

      kick cancers ass dude…good luck kcco

    • Huge

      FIGHT!

    • bananaflapjacks

      fight the good fight man. u will be in many of our thought. get back with an update. best wishes.

    • Bryan

      Whoop cancer's ass! New Mexico Chiver's are pulling for you!

    • Moyo

      Keep Fighting, Keep Strong, KC & FC!!!

    • Geoff

      Good Luck and Chive on Isaac

    • mia

      KC & FC!! hugs from Canada ❤

    • Overkill

      Good luck mate. Fuck cancer

    • Red

      Stay strong Bro, the Chive Nation is behind you!

    • Dan

      Isaac. Fuck that shit up! Kc&fc.

  • Nate

    First

    • savagecabbage

      Na.

    • üäö

      haahaa

    • Truth

      Look up "Nate" on Urban Dictionary. You'll laugh.

      • hahahah!!!!

        1. nate5383 up, 1612 down
        a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
        1. Guy: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"

  • savagecabbage

    I LIKE CAKE

    • Alex P.

      The cake is a lie, pie or die!

  • candymountainmofo

    #32 #48
    Yum yum yum. Yumyumyum. Yummy.

    • R-Dub

      #19 Crave Burger, Colorado Springs. Yum.

    • SOhioChiver

      #32 because, dimples

      • Awesomeness

        Because feet

  • AssHaterson

    #32 Love me some back dimples.

    • Macro

      Aside from the hair and weak ink, that looks like my girlfriend (for serious).

      • Jimbo

        She's got back dimples too? Nice.

      • J_Ace

        Pics or GTFO

    • foul83

      Hopefully she looks just as good from the front.

  • Alvin

    #9 is a hottie

    • guest

      agreed, she cured my monday before I even got to the hand bra pic.

    • Pancho

      ware de white wimminz at!!

  • nate

    #27 You’re amazing. Let’s get married….if you’re not a pornstar, I’m still pissed about Madelyn Monroe.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 You cured me! Thanks!
    #49 Chive on and get well dude!

  • Brother Maynard

    #18 We need these in America!!

    • adub

      not so much "hushing" as it is scaring people into a straight up heartattack therefor causing them to go silent.

    • humpire

      Just in the cities, where the people who talk throughout movies live, if you know what I mean..

    • Electric Boogalo

      And the ninjas should smash any cell phones that ring or have bright screens on during the movie. News flash: you ain't that important.

    • This Guy 13

      I'm on it!

    • Hates Loud Mouths

      Ya only in america theyd have to be armed.

  • What the ...?

    #1 So the chef from South Park is miving to North Park? I'm so confuzed!

    • Gurudel

      Nah that's Nate from Toronado. Cool cat.

    • None

      Haha, good catch! I knew he reminded me of someone!

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    #49 sending positive thoughts!! KCCO! 🙂

    • vandinz

      FUCK CANCER. You can do it mate, think positive.

      • KcFC

        Need to make him a shirts with KC&FC!

  • candymountainmofo

    #12 #27 #27
    Very yum-yum-yum-yummy too.

    • dummies

      #27 is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen.

      • tallguy

        Indeed! Find her…now!

      • Coolhandluke

        Subtle lip bite for the win.

    • Brad Chung

      Find 12!!!!

    • Kato

      Yeah. Im totally digging #27.

    • Hates That

      Stop saying yummy for fuck's sake. Its creepy as hell, and no girl likes to be called "yummy." Ugh..

    • pita bread

      kaitlynn carter #12

  • reaperMEDIC

    #18 …and there are theaters in America, where some guy wearing a ninja costume would get his ass kicked by sneaking up on people in a dark room like that.

    • P90

      If you did this to someone in most parts of London it would be stanley knife time.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Sick comments fggts

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #49 – Chive on dude! All that hardship, still cracking a smile. That's spirit.

  • Tillman61

    #49 KCCO! Best wishes for a complete and quick recovery –

    #32 Dimpletastic!

  • jdfish2279

    #3 What I wish I could drive every morning to work. Clear out some of the fucktards on the highway these days.

  • SKEEBLER

    Its all good!

  • bones

    #44 good lord

    • Bryce

      I love her

    • Whoopi_G

      She seems like fun.

      • hootie

        yep, those are some big ass fake titties-

        • sam

          who cares, sometimes you just got to believe in the dream!

        • Tyler

          They're real enough if I can touch them.

        • assman

          the part you touch is ALWAYS real

        • Big Joe

          They all taste the same!

    • Paul

      WANT!

    • Deep Dish

      By far the best photo today

      • Really?

        Beautiful dog and beautiful girl, I'll take that package anyday. Of course, what comes next is "Find Her" and then praying she's near your city.

        • strike

          dallas, tx. know her. 🙂

    • Rtree

      A girl that can hit the scale anywhere between cute and sexy. Perfect

    • ttyl hef

      Chivette of the week perhaps?

    • Frost

      It's not like we can see that much more in the last shot… but goddamn, it's just so sexy!!

    • Chris

      They're real and they are spectacular.

    • PewPew

      I can totally see her nipples… MOOOOOAR.

    • Rod

      Amazing!

    • Strike

      BRIANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      oh i how i miss those!!!!!!! you are looking great girl!!!

    • slingshot

      moarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoarmoar

    • Chubby

      She SO does not wear a right size bra.

    • Phil

      Lucky dog

  • Cecil

    #37 I can't for the life of me remember why women think men are douches. That's right, too many guys like these misrepresenting us by lying and being douches to try and get laid. Sad thing is, if you're ok with a girl sleeping with you only because she thinks you're a rich foreigner, be my guest. You deserve each other.

    • AJ_Buffalo

      How about some commentary on the girl that was "noticeably more interested" when she thought he was rich and famous? If you want to be a self righteous douche and judge everyone for getting a laugh, go start a blog and write about your skinny jeans.

    • A female

      Whoa there debbie downer, if anything it shows more desperation on the girls' part for showing they'll hop on anything famous (ie gold diggers or celebrity chasers). How about shame on those gold diggers? the guy could just be doing it for shits n gigs.

    • abaffuto

      On a side note the guy helping him is on wingman level: EXPERT.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.beardslee Brandon Beardslee

        I'm glad I am not the only one that noticed that guy deserved a medal for his wingman skills.

      • assman

        ICEMAN and MAVERICK aint got shit on this guy

    • Paul

      Don't be jealous that you can't get laid…

    • kigero

      And when he gets done for rape by deception you are up as an accomplice

      • sam

        uh what fucked up country do you live in?

        • Pancho

          'merica!! fuk ya!!

      • Sean

        If lying to a girl before you sleep with her is rape by deception the jails would be overflowing

        • kigero

          If you have to lie then poor you. Anyway the courts are ruling on this at the moment. People should keep up with this sort of stuff

    • freddy boy

      Cecil, dude. I think the guy should be given a medal. Lighten up.

    • BoBecx

      At one point or another in your life you are going to lie to get laid.

    • Calbutts

      Pretty sure this Wingman just helped create Taken 3.

      • bottom of the boot

        lol fuck yea

    • ChristonaCracker

      Go change your tampon

    • bullshit

      i call bullshit on the whole story. no one supports that kind of bullshit, especially from foreign douchebags.

    • Zuke

      Eh, I think I pretty much agree. When I read through the first part I was mostly like "Ok, so that's what you get for lying to people. You look like a dumbass. He deserved that."

      and then the individual writing, instead of thinking "what a sad douchebag" goes over in order to help this person perpetrate a clear lie. It doesn't matter why these women are doing what they're doing, lying still isn't ok. Hell, I'm pretty sure that's known as "sexual assault by fraud". It's not too common a charge, but it's def. not unheard of. If these women choose to have sex with a celebrity, that's their choice. It may be a stupid, shallow choice but it's their body and their right. Making a stupid decision does not give anyone the right to cheat them out of what is theirs, even if it's nothing tangible.

      Do I wholeheartedly agree with said law? Not really. It should be up to people to be moral and/or not to randomly screw others if their doing so hinges on that person's unverifiable claims.

      I also agree that if a guy was seriously able to look at himself in the mirror after having to lie to people's faces to get laid, then they're likely a pitiful fuck who will be miserable no matter what. What is the point of getting some if you can't even feel good about it afterwards? How much pride or self respect can you have in yourself when the only people who have liked you enough to bang you have only done so because you're willing to lie? That's disgusting and entirely fucked up. Sex feels nice. Great. So does things like doing drugs or eating junk food. In my personal case I quit heroin and started being healthier overall because I'd rather be able to feel good about having willpower than live with regret over something that felt kind of good in the short term but I knew would hurt in the long run.

      And yes, it's bullshit like that that gives people the impression that guys are lying, sniveling weasels who will do anything, no matter how unscrupulous, to land their cock in something. It's gotten to the point that the overall lack of dignity or standards has made me almost ashamed to be male. My god, when did society become ok with guys being fucking pigs? Again, how can they look at themselves?

      Save acting like an animal for in the bedroom, where you're supposed to do so. I think everyone, especially women, would appreciate it.

  • Jag

    #17 Damn!

    • The dude

      I second that motion. And start one to find her!!

      • JamesMoravia

        I second the dude's motion on finding her.

    • Dark Helmet

      amen

      • Mr. Miyagi

        How and when do we get moar??

    • Tmills

      MOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!

    • J_Ace

      She should have also belonged in the FLBP !

  • beasty

    #29
    Get that thing away from me !!!!!!

  • whyme1973

    #9 #17 #44 Bless you all. Please send many more.

    • Greg

      Lucky dog

  • ThatWonGuy

    #49 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Cancer!

  • GuinessHangover

    #49 We're pulling for you Isaac! Cancer can suck a dick!

    • Madman

      Fuck cancer in its big fucking asshole, cancer you are a cunt.

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