This is my future wife but she doesn't know it yet because we're not in the future yet, idiots.
http://twitter.com/Hello_YouHadMe @Hello_YouHadMe
I can only marry you if it's in a 3-way marriage with @monnie_4.
You might be the third wheel, depending on what you bring to the table. You know she's the Abed to my Troy… but you just might be Jeff Winger if you play your cards right.