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October 1, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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Being ffFFFfJjjJjJjiIiIiIIIiIiIiIIIIIiiIiIIiIIiIIiIIiIIiihhHHHHAAAaaaARRRSSTTTHH!!!1111!!!!! motivates the crap out of me!
Ahhhhhhh….. was it good for you too John?
- Fan testimonial: "Go away! It's not Norma stitz – JSJ"
So when we going out paula?
What's this 'out' thingy?
- Fan testimonial: "Now I hate Paula as much as the next guy, but you gotta admit … this one was funny."
It's whatever you want it to be… If you want it can involve getting my thingy out. (Sorry that was the height of distaste)
Double win man. Double win.
Who the hell is Paula?
Try activia like #24.
You are a douche Paula
#24 hilarious! What was this lady thinking?!?!
You'd be surprised where people do it. Having worked in retail for many years it's more common than you'd like to think.
But every time I've heard it happen it's always been: What? The? Fuck?
Something like…."URGH…CRAMPS. GOTTA….DUMP….NOW…"
I watched this like 10 times trying to figure out wtf she was thinking! Who does that??
To think you have to go THAT BAD.. that must have been one of her worst days
That's going on the bucket list.
Don't shit where you eat. I guess now we need to start reminding some people to not shit where you buy the food you're going to eat? Fuck these people!
When i worked in a supermarket years ago, two 80 year old dudes jacked eachother off in the drinks aisle… True story.
she forgot to place the li'l flag in it
I've never had to do a clenup out in the store but I've come accross some horrible bathroom damage. The worst was a shotgun blast of shit all over the toilet, walls and floor. Not as bad as the shit 'writers' I've heard about.
Do! Not! Call! Steve McQueen! A! Troll!!1!
Meow you look RETARDED!!1!
- Testimonial of a fan that doesn't get it: "It's too bad that you're so hated that even when you make a good comment you get thumbs down. That should tell you how awful you really are. – Buck"
I would've bet my eye sight that you were driven back into the Gates of Hell and perished in it's eternal flame. Yet, to my surprise you're still here among the living. It seems that the only way to vanquish the pure evil that you embody is to cast your lifeless carcass into the fires of Modor. That being the case I propose establishing a fellowship in order to destroy this evil incarnate. Who's with me?
P.S. What, if any, is your position on anal? For or against?
I'm beginning to think we'd make a nice couple. I've actually been to Mordor once, came to see Sauron but he quickly put out the fires and shut the curtains pretending not to be home. Bummer. Did buy a nice shirt at the gift shop:
As far as my position on anal goes: I prefer to be behind.
- Fan testimonial: "It seems that the only way to vanquish the pure evil that you embody is to cast your lifeless carcass into the fires of Modor – JWoeBMoneY"
god damnit I wasn't 2nd. Now I look retarded.
It is about time this got posted. I have been waiting all day to get motivated. Now work is almost done for the day and I can finally get started.
#7 I don't think that dog feels eating bunny poop is a problem.
You mean those weren't chocolate covered raisins?
He look's like he got into the owner's stash.
#2 included with the Iphone5
#20 Sign me up.
#24 Pooped in a grocery store… Alrighty then
Didnt even wipe..she does what she wants
#24 We just witnessed the birth of a new TLC show
Honey Poo Poo
You sir. Are approved!
TLC = "Taking Large Craps" ? I'm sure thats what you meant? lol
#21 and #24 should be in a post titled "Click here for can't be unseen" o.O
#2 who needs a penis
Ment #4 i'm an ashat
and here i was imagining you stretching your dick to play air guitar with it…lol
Love the Monday Motivations!
#25 "trust me all the Hollywood stars do this!"
My brother can do this. This more weight.
#24 My daughter and I sat here going "Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt?" Then my kid about fell off the couch laughing…lol
Good gawd. What has the world come to?
I guess it's come to watching a woman crap in a grocery store on the internet with your daughter.
First of all…why aren't you at work?…second, why aren't your kids at school? I guess we know what the world has come to, you showing your kids pointless shit on the Internet instead of watching something educational and probably getting welfare and food stamps from my paycheck. So watch away, those kids have no chance.
I'm not at work because it's my weekend…I worked 60 hours at two different jobs last week…so kiss my ass. And my daughter is 18…she graduated High School last May and will be going to college in January. She happens to have epilepsy. It's bad. We're lucky she's alive. So laughing is important. REALLY important. That's why we chive. Chill out.
And that Captain Planet, is why you don't fuck with a Chivette. They'll hand you your ass on a fucking platter.
I like your style Lisa, right on!
Well said Lisa…
And I have NEVER taken welfare or food stamps. So SERIOUSLY KISS MY ASS. Jeez. :p
Please keep chiving and laughing with your daughter. maybe that guy isn't house-broken and doesn't get the crazy-humor of that 'crappy gif'.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ignore the idiots Lisa, they jump to conclusions for NO good reason. Heck, I was imagining your daughter being a kid, which would still be alright with me. Chive on/laugh on!!!
Lisa, You just made my day. What an awesome mom and crack commenter if I may say so.
Rock on girl.
Glad I can be of service OC.
I don't let trolls get to me for the most part. Hell, everyone needs a hobby. If they choose to focus their dorky attention on me, ok, I can handle it. Then they're leaving someone else alone. My life is really quite mellow…challenging but mellow. So long as she hasn't had a seizure, I've had a great day. Today was a great day.
I hope y'all have peace in your lives.
Marry me Lisa.
You're one of the best reasons Chivettes are so awesome…
CP. Lisa just made you her bitch.
That was a beautiful little slice of chive.
Sorry, still waiting for the drugs to kick in. I have a really bad case of cranial excrementitis.
#19 Amen brother! Not like there's anything interesting in history that you could air on your network.
Exactly. Air some actual reality like history!
Ghosts. Or should I say, fake night vision and poor camera work.
you forgot static…lots of static.
#24 Find her and shoot her in the fucking face.
Ok, so I definitely think the lady should have found a restroom if she could, but seriously Stick? Tell me you've never had to shit so bad you knew you were on a 5-seconds-or-less timer. I feel bad for her, I know I've had bubble guts something fierce before. Fortunately I managed to shit my pants in the bathroom so I could at least ditch my underbritches in the trash can.
If that's truly the case, she would have known about. Either a condition she has or something she ate, she would have been aware that it was the possibly.
Even then, she could have run outside, or kept her pants on.
No one does that unless they're a selfish fucking animal.
Nice name, though.
She had enough time to find an empty aisle though didn't she?
I bet an employee pissed her off, so she did it to get back at the store.
let's face it, half the men in America would forgive such behavior in return for seeing her tits.
Good Idea. Tosh is disgusting.
#21 You can't explain that
You really can't
#13 how about actual rocks?
#17 calling a 3 year old an idiot is pretty weak
I would hate to see you when you lose monopoly.
yeah I would have just gone with something like " Don't listen to him, he doesn't know that Internet Explorer sucks yet" something like that
It makes perfect sense that Grandma would only have what was pre-installed on her computer.
There is no excuse for using internet explorer.
Except for downloading another browser.
#24 Don't girls wipe!?!
They don't need to. They don't poop. This is a man in drag.
This is along the lines of women farting rose petals too, right?
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
right next to a large display of T.P., none the less…
different isle for that
#2 this manufacturer also makes my favorite kind of condoms.
#24 Cleanup on isle 7. Sanjay to the entrance with the windex.
#25 Can only end horribly.
#10 I though it was a freshly cloned Sontaran.
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