Chalet Lhotse looks like the place I always wish to wake up in when I tap my shoes together (28 Photos)

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Needs more wood and dead animals

meh…it's pretty ugly, really.

Very cool but creepy at the same time

Kinda pretentious – though I like the hot tub in #16

#25 close up on to the right will make this a better pic, just sayin'

Reminds me of the shining

#23 for that much money I better get a happy ending every day.

#9 #23 Are those included for the $61k?

#23 How much would I pay just for that room? To sweeten the pot, I'll throw an extra $50 for the masseuse.

I'm guessing PETA doesn't use this for their annual retreat.

61 grand a week?! They wanna be throwin in a few happy endings with that

#11 #19 What's with the ugly cow theme?

Makes me want to shoot a moose.

I can think of about 60 thousand things I would have more fun blowing 60 grand on

that can't be a vacation house, where are tha blunt wrappers n beer bongs…tsk tsk tsk, silly french….

#24 the holodeck

#2 #20 #26 – dos mio.

bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

#9 So this is what the French call a gym? No wonder they loose every war.

#5 No tree was spared in building this chalet.

Seems a little too outdoors-y and dead animals-y to be in France.

I guess I'm just having a hard time picturing "rugged Pierre" here.

If I stayed there a week, I would require a bone-sesh in every room at least once a day

nice…'kept it's in friggin' France.

#27 That barrel/hot tub is bigger than my entire apartment.

Those newly-rich russians spend a sh*tload for crap like this.