Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #12 I like your style

    • Hombre

      I'd like to make sex on that. Very much sex.

    • TechM

      I've always wondered how to re-use the heat coming out of laptops

    • goatpunch

      This one took me a second. I honestly thought it was a chair at first

    • Dayumm!

      I swear with all that heat circulating right there something is going to explode and it's not in this picture!

    • Nick

      She just likes the way the HDD feels.

    • Mike D

      How about a pic without the laptop?

    • flexible=awesome

      i think i speak for all guys in saying that pic would have been way cooler minus the laptop. MOAR #12

    • drinkinthesun

      That is how you surf the chive, and now that is how the chive surfs you!

    • Geoff

      No she doesn't…are you people 12?

    • Kent Hosterman

      That laptop is going to overheat. So am I.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

      Your style scares me slightly…

    • bdg

      She turns the bass all the way up and listens to metal!!!!!!

    • Dary Legen

      that is one hot pussy

    • @lackofabetter

      I want to be on you

  • GeeROiD

    You ever have words come out and you immediately wanna put them back in with a shotgun?

    That's what I feel everytime I am FIRST!!!

    • savagecabbage

      Fail motherfucker

    • GI Joe

      Message too long… you fail …Umad??

    • Skermitt

      #42 There is no god!

    • goatpunch

      It's like getting employee of the month at a shitty job. You're both a winner and loser at the same time. In this case however, there is no winning to speak of

    • joe shabadoo

      i love when people post "first" just to see all the replies from butthurt idiots who don't realize the whole point of saying "first" is to get an aggravated response from jamokes like 'savagecabbage,' but this fail by GeeRoiD is just too funny. and yea, i know it was a long, run-on sentence

      • savagecabbage

        Don't hurt me now

    • Emily

      The only time it matters to be first is when it comes with a gold medal and your national anthem

    • GeeROiD

      not mad at all. I made everyone else mad, so class is dismissed bitches!

      • Woop

        Loser troll is a loser still.

    • BPizzi

      Did you come up with that line first or Jim Norton?

      • Big D

        I think he came up Jim Norton

    • smashy

      saying "first" when your not, or even if you are, isn't Troling. ewe dum fuck


    #31, We have a winner.

    • MonkeyMadness

      What is that ugly tattoo on the left side?

    • WooHOO

      The tattoo is epinephrine which is also known as adrenaline

      • RasAlGhoul

        Good eye, thanks. I was hoping someone knew what it was. I was trying to figure it out. I tried THC and MDMA then you said epinephrine, so I looked that up and was like no its not… Then it hit me she took a mirror shot.

    • Chris

      Bad ass tattoo

    • DemonL

      I want to be inside you.

    • Roderick

      A sexy gal, a chivette, and has a hormone tattoo…. I love you.

      I like how she put the epinephrine about where her adrenal gland actually is.


    #19 #22 moar

    • Bud

      I think #19 is Riley Steele

      • DWolf

        I agree, couldn't remember her name though until you posted

      • Pat

        I thought the same thing when I saw it!

    • Woop

      #22 Swallowed my gum when i saw this.

      • SOhioChiver

        perfect body #22 MOAR!

    • Anon

      Anybody notice something funny about #19 's back? Some computer enhancement maybe?

      • DrGarnicus

        Could be. Looks narrow or could be the angle.

      • torontobackgroundgirl

        Totally shopped. The "blurry-ness" only is around her ass and her upper back has a chunk taken out of it.

    • Steph

      #19 looks fake

      • hazza

        it could be her other arm… normal people have 2. i'm not saying, but I'M JUST SAYING!

    • WallaceRitchie

      #22 michaela molander

      • Trey_Shacksit

        Thank you!!

  • GI Joe


  • savagecabbage

    #37 dose is some big ol titties

    • Whoopi_G

      Let those puppies out, they need to breath.

    • Canuck

      Big ol Canadian titties to boot!

    • GI Joe

      Something "not right" about those………

      • savagecabbage

        Yeah they're not in my mouth

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          well done sir

      • tv_paul

        don't you mean something not right aboot those…

        • Uncle Ivan

          Did you know Canada used to be spelled with only three letters: C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

    • Notknowing

      I demand moar from this well endowed Canadian Chivette, please.

    • john

      I call phptoshop.. i want more.. as proof they are real.. 😉

      • AboutGorramTime

        Try @naomi_vonkreeps on Twitter. This is her, and she is enough sexy AND geeky to satisfy anyone!

    • SOhioChiver

      or Tig Ole bitties!

  • RatedR401

    Could you imagine chiving in that?!?!? #18

    • ben

      sooooo many buttons.

    • zighawk73

      Sorry, I'd be too busy NOT FUCKING TOUCHING ANYTHING!!! Oh what's this button do? Plummets us into the cold depths of space? Yeah…no.

      • FireMedicSlim

        This comment actually got a laugh out of me. Good job, Ziggy.

      • Mrme

        Actually you'd plummet into the flaming hot bosom of mother earth's atmosphere.

    • NASA

      First thought that came to mind "that's a lot of buttons"

      • goglass

        first thought that came into my mind was "those seats look hard as fuck!"

        • 6655321

          I know. Fuck that. Make that shit comfortable or I'm not going.

    • MUpde

      What are the writings on the wall in the last 2 pics?

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco


    • tdr

      Oohh … I can make out a couple words of that graffiti! … "There once was a man from Nantucket …"

  • Tillman61

    #12 #22 At a loss for words. OK, "Magnificent" – that'll do

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      hopefully #12 s laptop doesnt get as scorching hot as mine does sometimes. And yeah #22 – ding dong

      • SOhioChiver

        #12 feel the burn!




    • vandinz

      It is a female right? If so, I wanna see her lick her own fanny (pussy in US)

      • DemonL

        hell yeah… can you imaging doing her like that? damn…

    • Ouch!

      Settle down, Beavis

  • gettinIT

    #49 I would like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states. If you know what I'm saying.

    • gabe

      I don't think that's a saying

      • Whoopi_G

        It is now.

        • jred

          Forgot, "yeah it is, it's from that movie."

          • Ivan

            I think he meant, "show her the 57 states, if you know what I mean".

    • tedstevens

      Who is the guy that got sick of that? P. Diddy?!

    • Woop

      I see what you all did there. It's a horrible rendition though.

    • billshakes626

      I would wife her. Right now. Unless she's crazy. But she's clearly not crazy. Well, she might be crazy.

      • SOhioChiver

        Let me break this to you gently THEY ARE ALL CRAZY! It's what they do with their crazy, that's what you gotta look out for. #11 #12 #23 #27 #33

    • roadhog0

      Must have more of this absolutely lovely Chivette!!

    • Preolt

      I would settle for dinner, she is gorgeous.

    • Schweinsaffe

      newly single? provide us with more details!

  • eeee

    #9 da na naaa da da naaaaa

    • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

      Guys, I think that translates to 'that is me in the picture'

  • Dan

    #13 A ghost shark that can fly out of water, my worst nightmares have been brought to life!


      He needs a laser

    • Yoselahonda

      Watch out for the sparkling vampires.

  • Cab

    Sexy DAR today. Well done Chive

  • OffDaWall

    #17, #19, #22 MOAR Please!

    • bob

      waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much photoshopping on 17

      • dude91

        yupe. that elbow is seriously been fucked with

        • Kylee

          Look at all my other pictures…i look the same in all of them. No photoshop.

          • J_Ace

            Only one way to prove it, take moar pictures and post them!!

            • Kylee

              Four were posted today. Chive has plenty more, dunno when they'll post en

              • CuseChiver

                Love the tattoo

                • Kylee


          • barrel master

            i go to a merchant marine academy with no women. are you single Kylee? i am good looking and smart.

      • Yup

        Yeah noticed that right away. What happened to good old fashioned, all natural, unphotoshopped chivettes?

        • Kylee

          You're lookin' at one ….yall just THINK i'm photoshopped haa. No fake tan, eye lashes, hair extensions or claw nails. That's all me believe it or not(:

          • Yup

            Not referring to those attributes, they certainly look real to me. It's the waistline that looks either very photoshopped to look skinny or very unproportional to your body. Maybe just a wierd camera angle though.

            • Kylee

              I'm like 5' 4 & weigh like 100 lbs with C cups so yeah i am super disproportionate..the tit to waist ratio is odd to some ppl i guess haa but its the body i was born with lol

              • Cirilo

                I can vouch!

                • Davey

                  Tattoo on the left arm in the second photo, but no tattoo on the left arm in the first photo?

                  • anon

                    The first shot is in a mirror so the tattoo appears on the other arm. The image is flipped from the mirror.

    • drinkinthesun

      Gorgeous! Where does a Chiver meet such a newly single Chivette?

    • JustMe

      #19 Riley Steele (NSFW)

  • AssClown

    #35 Boobs.

    • Whoopi_G

      I like em.

      • AssClown

        Me too. She must get naked for cancer research too!! #20

    • Mr. McGibblets

      slammin ! ! ! !

    • Notknowing

      Yaaaayy, moar squishy.

    • DemonL

      Beautiful attention whore boobs. I love them. Show me more. Let me fuck them.

    • dick

      trying to keep calm, but simply can't.

  • elliott

    reddit repost

    • savagecabbage

      Go play in traffic shit for face

    • ImpressMe

      then go back to reddit and quit whining here.

    • 5280Blazin

      Guess how many fucks I give?

      • J_Ace

        I wanted to give you a thumbs up, but at this moment, you have 0, which ties along very nicely with your comment. Cheers mate

    • itslikethis

      Remember that episode of "Home Improvement" when Tim ("The Tool Man" Taylor) souped up that piece of household electronics and then Al (Borland) told him he didn't think it was a good idea, or even necessary to do that. But Tim ("The Tool Man" Taylor) just grunted and used the souped up version anyway and disaster (but also hilarity) ensued. Well, that episode was more original than your comment, and more people cared about it.

    • mittenchivin


  • SaltLakeChiver

    #23 – I wonder where her barcode is so I can price check her.

  • Fuctard Murray

    WAY over rated and unfunny!

    • This guy sucks

      If you don't like it then you can geeeeettttt out

      • 5280Blazin

        Rabble Rabble Rabble. That what you wanted? Troll.

      • Ichive

        Wow, come up with that name all by yourself?
        Face it, you can't quote anything he has made since Groundhog day.

    • pills are good

      i hope you step on a rake/ax

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      You probably think Louis C.K. is hilarious to boot.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Total fail. You can't even spell fucktard.

    • Ivan

      Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. (Talkin' 'bout you, Fucktard non-Murray)

    • walter

      You sir are wrong, and need help. Seek help.

      • Fuctard Murray

        First of all, its spelled "Fuctrad".Seceondly, put the f'ing kool aid down! I doubt 99% of you had a BFM hard on until you found The Chive. Face it, the guy is over rated, unfunny, and a seriouse has been as far as celebs are concerned. Yes, Im a nobody, never made a movie, etc….You are Sheeple.

        • Notmyname

          WTH is a Fuctrad anyway? And to be seriouse….

        • Joe

          LEARN TO SPELL!!! I guess if you're going to post dumb shit, then you need to spell like a dumb shit. You dumb shit.

        • Fucktard Murray

          Fix this POS mobile sight!

          • Murray Me

            Mr. Murray is a gentleman and a scholar who has accomplished more than you will with the pinky on his left hand than you will in your whole life time. He at least doesn't hide behind some horribly spelled name and is very happy to be himself out in public. My guess is you haven't seen the light of day in a week or so and this is the best thing you have going for you. Good luck, and may god have mercy on your soul.

  • bones

    #22 good lawd!

    • DemonL

      Hello. Today, I am masturbating while looking at your photo. I'm enjoying all of the dirty fantasies I'm having about you.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Holy Farkin Cripe!

  • McDerpinstien

    #27 a new way to Eiffel Tower a girl

    • TheDude

      I thought it smelled funny when I visited the Eiffel Tower.

      • DaddyD


    • Clint

      Now let's see how to golden gate a girl…

    • Geoff

      …show a skank and the neck-beards start to come up out of the basement…

    • YaYaYa

      #11 #26 #27 #39 Pull your head out of your ass John

  • rupert pupkin

    #19 Yes, please send more.

    • Waterdog74

      Riley Steele.

    • Geoff

      Thankfully…it is

    • Steph

      #19 fake??? look at the back

  • Med

    Settle down obama lovers, its just a joke

    • Ryan

      Like Obama's presidency?

    • rewb

      Settle down Iran, someone drew in the ax

    • Nasa

      True story

    • Anon

      Pretty sure most people would get that fact -_-

  • The Guy

    #12 That wasn't hard to fap to.

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #50 Is something hot

    • sfb101

      Totally dude!

    • Jen

      is your last name really baldick? thats awesome. I would totally always call you Bald Dick.

  • Binx_

    #3 searching for LATE DAR!

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