Get ready to have your mind blown (33 Photos)

  • M4jestic

    #4 mind blown indeed

    • ladypandapookie

      This almost made me want to barf as hard as that bathroom with the 15flor mineshaft under it with a glass floor? I think it was a glass floor anyways..

  • bigcityreem

    #2 No way. The 2nd best MILF on that show. The 1st of course being Sofia Vergara.

  • Neeee

    #16. WHAT?

    • @CerealFede

      assuming their technology includes seeing things through light

      • Chief Slapahoe

        interesting… if they viewed earth through a worm hole or some other medium that travels faster than light they could see a more recent version of earth?

    • Yoselahonda

      Or they'd keep cursing the sun for being so bright that they can't see the little dots around it that they assume are planets.

    • ladypandapookie

      Really? Think about it. We look into the atmosphere daily and observe and admire,but most of what we see here with our eyes,it died SO long ago. Someone is looking at us now..After we are gone.

  • clenis

    I'm so retarded I asked myself, "Who is Dr. Eams?" #15

    • @CerealFede

      i know that feel

  • gooberface

    How is she taking the picture? mind = blown

  • Obviously

    #18 I see you've played knifey-spoony before

  • kazyctn

    #3 – you goddamn pansies…

  • Womb_Raider

    That's really is ridiculous to think about…

  • Jennie

    #19 and Dr Green from ER. and Happy from Northfork.

  • not impressed

    just means that those knives, forks, ans spoons have been thrown in a trash can at that place…magnet is used to prevent servers from throwing away silverware…thus leaving your utencils trashy & magnetized…
    anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows this…mind=not blown

  • hlzblz

    #32 is wrong. He is actually saying that even the k-9's won't be a problem when they come.

    • Yoselahonda

      How does he know the K-9's aren't male?

  • flossy

    #27—My favorite take:

  • mkhnghn

    Jay-Z's responds to "We'll see how smart you are when the k9's come" with "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". Implying that he isn't worried about the K9s. That's the whole point of the line.

    • grouchy

      still a shitty song from a talentless criminal that has way too much money…only in America

  • Merc_Soldier


    In fact, because the officer that pulled him over was not a K-9 unit, a bitch was not a problem. Here's an awesome legal analysis of the song. Long, but super interesting.

  • twoedges

    #23 if you haven't seen The Yard, go to HULU and watch it. NOW!!!

  • Fred Brocaa

    #12 i dont get it..

  • manilovefilmsdylan

    #2 Really?

    As in, really, that shocked anyone? News flash – she was on Ed, too.

  • manilovefilmsdylan

    #11 Uh, what's happening here? Too small and/or blurry.

    • Ivan

      I think he's showing that you can use the tic-tac container lid to deliver tic-tacs one at a time… It's been about 40 years since I've been fascinated by the Tic Tac box, so I'm a little rusty on the concept…

  • Jason Davis

    Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free.

  • Dr. Evil

    And she's hot now!

  • Cory

    #15 it spells DREAMS

  • Dave

    Hey! I saw #5 in real life! A bit weird looking at it from a different POV.

  • Manny

    Man up and dunk the damn cookie with your fingers #3

  • dojugostlgin

    #32 is completely misguided the whole point of that song is the play on the word bitch he never uses it in the sense of a woman being a bitch , First its critics and radio hosts downing him and not playing his music for not playing there shows or appearing in there magazines (bitches) Then its the dog the cop has come at the end of the next verse (bitch as in a female dog) and he says this because he doesn't give two shits about the dog and last verse he states I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one and he also quotes biggie in the first couple lines of the last verse. just an FYI

  • NYChiver..

    #33 stay off the Heroin kid

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