Get ready to have your mind blown (33 Photos)

#4 mind blown indeed

#2 No way. The 2nd best MILF on that show. The 1st of course being Sofia Vergara.

#16. WHAT?

I'm so retarded I asked myself, "Who is Dr. Eams?" #15

#18
How is she taking the picture? mind = blown

#18 I see you've played knifey-spoony before

#3 – you goddamn pansies…

That's really is ridiculous to think about…
http://thechive.com/2012/10/02/get-ready-to-have-…

#19 and Dr Green from ER. and Happy from Northfork.

#18
just means that those knives, forks, ans spoons have been thrown in a trash can at that place…magnet is used to prevent servers from throwing away silverware…thus leaving your utencils trashy & magnetized…
anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows this…mind=not blown

#32 is wrong. He is actually saying that even the k-9's won't be a problem when they come.

#27—My favorite take: http://i.imgur.com/dYK7x.jpg

Jay-Z's responds to "We'll see how smart you are when the k9's come" with "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". Implying that he isn't worried about the K9s. That's the whole point of the line.

#32

In fact, because the officer that pulled him over was not a K-9 unit, a bitch was not a problem. Here's an awesome legal analysis of the song. Long, but super interesting.
http://slu.edu/Documents/law/Law%20Journal/Archiv…

#23 if you haven't seen The Yard, go to HULU and watch it. NOW!!!

#12 i dont get it..

#2 Really?

As in, really, that shocked anyone? News flash – she was on Ed, too.

#11 Uh, what's happening here? Too small and/or blurry.

#32
Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free.

#31
And she's hot now!

#15 it spells DREAMS

Hey! I saw #5 in real life! A bit weird looking at it from a different POV.

Man up and dunk the damn cookie with your fingers #3

#32 is completely misguided the whole point of that song is the play on the word bitch he never uses it in the sense of a woman being a bitch , First its critics and radio hosts downing him and not playing his music for not playing there shows or appearing in there magazines (bitches) Then its the dog the cop has come at the end of the next verse (bitch as in a female dog) and he says this because he doesn't give two shits about the dog and last verse he states I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one and he also quotes biggie in the first couple lines of the last verse. just an FYI

#33 stay off the Heroin kid