A little boost to get you through the midweek slump (40 Photos)


  • wkdfrog

    #4 Simple, solid advice…plus a lady = Win

  • ChromeChiver

    How many people scrolled up and found the nipple #40 ?

  • Shane

    #1 is impossibly dumb. Don't regret that Limp Bizkit tattoo you got at spring break in 99? Or that night you got so drunk, you crashed your car into a families home? Or when you bought crack with the last of your families money? Lots of things should be regretted.

  • tipsybitch!

    Gym time! =D

  • Julyetta

    #2 also only took him 10months to become a cocky sonofabitch

  • Kyle

    This should have it's own Section, any ideas Chive?

  • Ken

    #40. Dumb.

  • Bit312

    Thanks for the kick in the butt, Chive. I needed this to get going on my run this morning. KCCO.

  • seth schoenert

    # 40 it works PERFECTLY

  • chiver

    #8 well said fatty

  • Lyrex

    #34 – What about the Chiquita Bananas lady? Or the California Raisins? The Jolly Green Giant? Charlie Starkist? Just sayin'

    • Johnny V

      All of those are corporate logos; how about supporting local farmers, where you know where it came from and not "Honduras" or other cheap labor countries. Cheaper to you price-wise most of the time and usually nutritionally better as well.

  • mark

    Best galley ever!!

  • CanadianChivette

    Of course you did. You must be hilarious. I can just imagine what other stereotypes you laugh at.

  • lalaland

    So you are basically saying work out and eat healthy so you can look like these people?
    So a guy loses some fat and thats meant to get me through a midweek slump? having a great body is not the be all and end all for some, if you are happy on the inside all the gym work in the world will make no difference to how you perceive life. Worst gallery ever.

  • 817-chivette

    #2 how cow! U did a kick ass job. Wow!

  • asdf

    #1: never regret anything…try telling that to a person who was violently abused as a kid. Little sayings like this one are shallow and void of any definitive meaning. Eventually your boot straps break off and you are unable to pull yourself up by them. As finite beings made in God's image, often paralyzed, broken, and traumatized by the "anything[s]" in life we need GRACE and people who care about us in our lives.

  • GoneCountry

    One of the best posts the chive has ever done. Life is tough so its good to know there are people like this out there.


  • amierose86

    great post! moar please 🙂

  • Macro

    #6 #21 #37 So damn sexy. Those are real women.

  • Ken

    Numbers 2, 28 and 30 AWESOME JOB!!! I'm 48 years old and have just started going back to the gym. Although I am at a healthy weight (6'1" 185 lbs) I just got tired of sitting on my ass all the time. I wanted energy and decided I needed to get out and remind myself that, yes there are people out there. Long story.

  • FireMedicSlim

    Had to kick myself in the butt to get my workout in yesterday. You're a day late Chive. 🙂 I will reference this tomorrow though. I say keep the motivational threads coming.

  • spyke

    this is awesome 🙂

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    Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #28 Beautiful!

  • Big Poppa

    #2 doesn't look an happier

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