Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • Penny

    #5, #16

    they don't make 'em like that anymore

    • boom!

      Sure they do. You're just not used to seeing them without the filter.

      • Texnadian

        First time commenting on chive. That sir is the best comment ever. A+

    • Penny 4 ur thoughts

      Even if a guy wanted to be a gentlemen these days, the girls have killed it, Chivalry is dead.

      • JESSE

        joke stealing is not the action of a gentleman. but in case you are actually Dave Chappelle, please come out with another comedy special.

        • Slowguy

          What joke was being stolen I don't get it?

    • mshark

      for the younger chivers, you may be absolutely certain that times have drastically changed on the cool meter..trust me

  • Chopshey


    • savagecabbage

      Maybe next time

      • guest444

        Hopefully not

    • Gallus

      I will not comment "first."
      I will not comment "first."
      I will not comment "first."
      I will not comment "first."
      I will not comment "first."
      I will not comment "first."

  • a guess


    It appears Chive Charities is getting very close to launching

    • M. Millard

      They are going to collaborate and try and get all those poor people off that awful island.

  • warren


    There's something so sexy about that photo

    • weaksauce

      because it doesn't look all doll'd up. Just has the feel of a candid shot of a really sexy girl. Awesome picture for sure!

    • Brother Maynard

      Going to go out on a limb and say it's the hot woman.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      No hip's. No probably no tits, and flat feet. You guys need to get laid. (you can tell she has flat feet from her bow legs)

      • TCH23

        Well said…

        • Geoff

          …careful fellas, the 12 year olds and the neck-beards will begin flaming you…

      • Brah

        For real.

    • Brian

      I like it is the lack of clothes.

    • wtf

      The always popular commode background perhaps?

    • shaba

      However, nothing is sexy about the one above it.

  • RF3

    #45 Holy hell!

    • If Only

      Weird thing is, that same picture was the thumbnail for some amateur porn site linked on entensity.

    • maxi268

      maam can u send in an actual body shot so i can a bet? i say you have an amazing ass! please prove me right! 🙂

    • Tell me

      Who is this? I must know

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        #34 #45 made my day, so far. we need way MOAR pics like this 😉

    • JSJ

      My jaw literally dropped….

    • cee dub

      I wish she was my TV dinner tray.

      • https://www.facebook.com/HavokZX david

        I wouldn't be eating dinner hahahaha

    • Matt

      Mia Malkova I think NSFW

      • TheBeave

        Your doin gods work son

    • Your welcome
    • Nevenem

      that… inhale, ass…

    • Biggus Diccus

      I want to see her shit on her own face

  • meturkeysta

    Late DAR, but it's all good. Happy Hump Dar, folks.

  • Kelowna Chiver

    #49 my god absolutely stunning…….. MOAR!!!!

    • jdsixsix

      Kelowna!!! Hometown to the hottest and dirtiest ladies this side of the Saskatchewan.

      • Kato

        As a Vancouver native, I find this post hella funny!

    • kirt

      oh my

    • JESSE

      you sir are the victim of make-up camouflage. if you really believe this girl looks like this normally, see Jenna Marbles on youtube. prepare to have your world changed

      • regardless

        I'd still put it in her mouth

      • Real talk

        No foolin that booty tho

  • Hendo

    #34 – Why yes, yes you are!!!!

    • tbaynes

      dat ass

      • etcrr

        …will land on the back of her knees once the pants drop

    • Bhodi


      • Dat Ass

        Sweet baby jesus yes please

    • Notknowing


    • Pokes

      This was the most beautiful thing I saw all day.

      • 2andahalfmeters

        then you must've missed the POV post earlier

    • Davyb123


    • Red

      Uh, wow.

      That is all. Wow.

    • Imzkid

      A top shelf place to rest my beer.

    • Ribsta

      Utterly stupendous

    • oasiefnae


      *fumbles for adequate words*

    • og long nut

      that booty….amazing

    • AllTaco

      You're worthy for whatever you want

    • Chris

      …Wow. Just… holy…wow.

    • Jesus

      we need more like that!!!

    • True

      DAMN!! I actually yelled damn out loud. I'd rather look at this than the presidential debate any day

    • jakdog911

      One time i saw Jesus come down out of the clouds and bestow life and riches unto the downtrodden…. That is now the second best thing I've ever seen….

    • Blarp

      Yeah honey, but it didn't come without your daddy issues.

  • tripoli


    Damon created LOST right? Bringing out the big guns for something? guesses?

    • playbill

      Chive charities is near

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    Praise Hump DAR…..#4 #13 At a loss for words …..except for holy fucking shit 🙂

  • Bill

    Y U NO ON-TIME!!!!!

  • baammm

    dar #45 made my day

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      You have my full attention

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #49 I am looking foward to Hump DAR more than the debate tonight…is that what is wrong with America? DAR for president!!!

  • Kyle C.

    #11 Holy gingervitus!

    • OYB

      That's a virginger, the most common form of male ginger known to nature.

      • Fapomatic

        Sir, may I use Virginger in later conversations with your blessing? That is funny shit.

        • OYB

          Permission granted.

    • mshark

      hey, if youre gonna do it, do it

      • Roger

        Pretty sure that kid isn't gonna do it…

    • Kato

      Unless you are Bob Ross, you gotta shave that head.

  • Wet_tosti

    #34 hell yeah!

    • Firefighter23


  • Captain_Kyle

    #28 Thank you! Sincerely this many thumbs —>

    • roadhog0

      Can thank you enough!! Absolutely stunning Chivette!!!!

    • HatBomb

      I have two thumbs, but it'll let me give you one thumbs. In the words of Billy Bob, "She's a ten! A fucking ten!"

      • Med

        "Billy Bob, you thinkin' about calling some dinosaurs?"

        "I reckon, i give em a holler"

    • ScootMagroot

      Wow…..absolutely perfect.

    • Bryan

      Geeeze… For being new – you sure are doing it right! We appreciate you too!

    • Firefighter23

      What if when she uncropped she was a horrible spider monster? Or HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CENTAUR? That would be awesome

      • Yup

        still would

    • Bdrizzle

      We wish there was a picture we could give back that would bring as much joy to you that yours brings to us 🙂

    • JJJ

      Attention seeking much. This girl knows she's obviously hot.

      Give me a chivette who doesn't submit professional photos and actually likes the Chive over this peice of trash anyday.

      • Pollx

        Learn to spell, then you can make nasty comments.

      • Ryan

        I agree it shouldn't be a professional photo.. But definitely not a piece of trash.

      • frankie

        Agree. The photographer also had trouble with the editing program as well.

    • motojunky27

      #28 Wow knock out gorgeous, definitely need MOAR. Maybe her own post?

      #49 takes a close second

    • Ryan

      #28 Great googly moogly she's hot.

      • erock

        needs bigger tits

        • Red

          It's all about the quality, not quantity, butt-for-brains.

        • Ryan

          I love me a set of B cups.

        • Bobby B

          Dude… you're nuts. She's freaking gorgeous. And in 10 years, those will be just as beautiful as they are now. Can't say the same for those big flabby things. At least, not without another $8k in surgery.

    • Jason

      Great smile & wonderful gap. Please don't stop submitting pics!

    • http://www.facebook.com/harry.sidhu.96 Harry Sidhu


    • Gradaddy

      way to go, chive! makes me proud to be part of this fan base

    • Keither

      Wow! Amazing!

    • BOCO_Kid

      Gorgeous darling gorgeous!

    • Melace

      This girl is absolutely stunning.

    • Barry

      Sweet Jesus this girl is gorgeous, thank you for the uncrop. I beleive the only thing left is…MOAR!

    • Chris

      WHY was she so shy?!?!

    • Andy

      Your are freakin amazing! Thanks for the uncropped version and please, please send more!

    • Matt

      Thank you, thank you, fucking thank you. Why did I have to scroll this far to find the first comment about this photo, I think we are losing out touch.

    • kirt


    • JonnWane

      First off, let me say THANK YOU, for uncropping this photo. Secondly, I apologize for ANY idiot, man or woman, who cannot appreciate what has been created. I feel so outraged when people sit and troll, and insult someone for being who they are, professional photo or not, you are wonderfully and beautifully made. EVERYONE should be proud of who they are …and if you don't like it… that is why we learned how to use weights and there are surgeons for anything you cannot fix with hard work …but more importantly you should love yourself for who you are! CHIVE ON!

      • Dick

        God damn. You are such a boner. Let me guess…. You are all the hot girls' best friend.

    • Larry

      Tiff you are amazing. very beautiful

    • Catalyst

      Seriously WOW AND THANK YOU!!

    • 3Monkeys


    • jim

      #27 & #28 Completely worth the wait! So incredible!!!

    • Bryan

      I was happy with the cropped version, the uncropped put me right over the edge into dream land. You really are stunning. Thank you!

    • Kato

      You. Look. Good. DAMN!

      • Fletch

        Well said sir. Tiff is a 10 if I ever saw one.

    • Dangerboy


    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      did not see that coming… much better than expected!

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 Don't be a one and done.

    • sixdeadelves

      and #51

  • justin lentz

    #34 is amazing but DAR is lattttte

  • Physed33

    #4 and #45 Wouldn't mind playing a freaky game of twister these gorgeous ladies!!

  • KayMan

    Good Lord!!! we need a video of #34

    • FunKiller

      I would like to see that thing bounce.

    • pete

      amen brother

    • Rich1988

      Make it happen

  • FunKiller

    #33 Cabbage Patch Goatsie.

  • jessed


  • Yum

    #3 i would eat both

    • FunKiller

      ….at the same time!

    • Firefighter23

      cannibalism is bad, bro.

      • Guest

        …but, what about the cream filling?

    • Fap Jack

      I can't get enough of her

  • paulson

    #27, #28

    That is a great smile you have there

    • Costanza

      Great everything! Why on earth would she hesitate to send it un-cropped? Why crop at all when you have a body that tight and hot? Chicks are weird. . .

      • Jen

        because the suspense is what made all the wieners get hard when they finally saw it. duh.

    • Aaron

      Amazing body and great personality…thanks for sharing!!

    • TCH23

      Attention craving slut…

    • Brad lee Chung

      It worked didn't it

    • Matt

      Not to mention AMAZING hips!!!!

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #49 floats my boat, BIGTIME

    • Firefighter23

      One time I tried to float my boat on hot chicks. They were not happy.

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