I’ll have none of this, and none of that (30 Photos)

  • Heisanidiot


    Now that really chaps my hide!!

    • Marba

      chuck norris' toilet paper

  • Ryan

    #3 is John Wayne toilet paper…rough, tough and takes shit off of nobody

    • dan

      No that is how you describe chuck norris toilet paper.

  • Mike

    #12 eww that is not kcco

    • Gnole

      haha "Do not keep calm! It is time to freak the fuck out!"

  • crustybubblechunks

    #7 Hell no

    • Aaron

      I find myself pulling my feet out from under my desk as I look at those spawns of satan.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      and a double F*ck no!

    • http://twitter.com/metz730 @metz730

      I think theChive should devote an entire post to spiders.

      • peter

        id rather fuck my own face

        • http://twitter.com/metz730 @metz730

          They're just spiders. What will they do to you? You're more likely to die from a mosquito bite than a spider bite. I'll put it in perspective – who's bigger? There, nothing to be afraid of.

          • F Spiders


        • VCB

          You, uh, might not want to check out Cracked.com then.

        • Robzombie

          I wish I could

      • Dapper_Dave

        Die in a fire


    #30 Kill it with fire!!!!

    • glitched

      not the best way to end a post ever

      • Sade

        funny way though! xD

  • NebraskaGuy

    #4 Hell with that!

    Oh, and also to #30!

    • melindu

      Both of those keep boys from getting boners

    • http://twitter.com/oplock @oplock

      I'd use #4 on #30 to stop it from being errect

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's amazing that the human race survived past the 20th century with devices like that!

  • bears85

    first to say first

  • Josh

    Karmen is the hottest ever!!!

    • NinjaBabe

      I know her….and she IS HOT!!

  • BigMIKe

    #23 just turn that bitch on. he'll move

    • shamshe

      He's saving the owner the embarrassment of driving that piece of shit.

    • https://www.facebook.com/neill.powell Neill Powell

      South Africa. Check the MP number plate. This actually has happened to me.

      • Ken

        African Rock Python. As far as pythons go, really mean. Let him have the car.

  • Deven

    Sure the dog can rest his balls on your phone

  • BFM90210

    Chive, Y U No sell Chivette underwear, socks and pink KCCO?!

  • N2MotoX

    #18 Wow…that's a lot of ham for two eggs!

    • Yap

      What a fat whore. Has to hold him like that so she can carry her cigs. This lady sucks

    • booyou

      terrible parenting. lazy fat bitch can't even carry her son right..

    • chiver


  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #4 Obviously these doctors never tried it.

    • Just Sayin'

      Or you could just look at #30 to achieve the same results

  • twoedges

    #6 umm.. don't poo poo the pickle juice – i've seen it in action

    • COREY H


  • rupert pupkin

    #19 I will never take another toilet for granted.

    • Chiver_Sammy

      You better have good aim…

    • Hunting

      at least they have a toilet brush

      • Big D

        To scrub the shit off the back of your legs ha ha haa

  • bbush

    #19 had to be in afghanistan lol

    • 6_Crack_rocks


      • http://twitter.com/Slobs9 @Slobs9

        I walked into a bathroom like that in Portugal… If you think it looks bad, you can't even imagine the smell…

        • Mari

          Saw something similar (minus the chair frame) while traveling in France (in a cheap hotel), luckily I had paid the extra for a toilet bowl and sink in my room. I saw it when I needed more tp, and went to communal toilet to pick some.

    • uncommon sense

      Or Iraq. Worst time to get the shits is when your out on patrol and only the locals shitter is available.

    • VCB

      I've seen much worse in South Korea.

  • ConstableDubs

    #7 is why flamethrowers were invented.

    • oughtnot

      It's Shelob ….

    • Kodos

      ".. you find a bug hole, NUKE IT.."

  • _DoC_

    #4 Nope #17 Starwars trash compactor scene?

    • Potsie

      What an amazing smell you've discovered!!!

  • John 513

    #7, Balls for just sticking around long enough to take the picture.

  • Littlet

    #14 – hold on little buddy.

    • Notknowing

      Good luck with that….You're boned.

  • sfb101

    #4 Made my dick look like I just got out of the ocean.

    • mojo77

      HumpDar better be epic after this, cuz my guy has gone into hiding!

  • captainmalcolm

    Obviously the biggest Nope! out of all pictures posted.

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #27 That first bridge on the right looks so safe…lets build one just like it…

  • Kalimah!

    #27 Shorty, chau chi lan tsu tsa tsa!! He no nuts – HE CRAZY!!

    • Notknowing

      Thank you for the insight, Short Round. Now hold on!

    • DrFunkenstein

      Strong bridge! Strong wood!

    • Kodos

      prepare to meet Kali..

  • tv_paul

    #1 You wanna buy car insurance …you wanna buy car insurance …you wanna buy car insurance.

    • Zzzzzzzzzzzzz


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