Sweet Jesus that’s a good point (35 Photos)

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  • dorn

    First? Lol nerds

    • Dad

      I should have let your mother get that abortion like she wanted.

      • DaddyD

        She got a different kind of abortion.

  • joe

    #18 thunder-buddy!

    • Yum Yum Roll

      Fuck you, thunder!

      • Scaggnettii

        You can suck my dick!

  • Lookdeeper

    3 people die in car crash= national tragedy
    350000 killed by genocide due to American interest started war = not even worthy of front page
    Open your eyes
    Look beyond what is spoon fed to you

    • True

      And how many people were murdered on 9/11? 7,000 or something? Sorry buddy, you're absolutely…… correct! American government killed them as well, were on the front page, AND were able to start a war because of it! -106 votes, all kids that listen to the "news" and are absolute sheeples. (People and sheep that follow, all in one)

      • Mike

        Wow. Lack of source much? You CLEARLY have some issues with your government which, if I'm not mistaken, gives you the right to change who it's made up of… So quitcherbitchin. If I had to guess you probably think going to the moon was some kind of cover up to utilize government funding elsewhere as well?

    • Lol

      People don't really care about 3 people dying in a car crash either. Point refuted.

      • I loves mah dranks

        Very very ignorant "fuck the system man it's corrupt they do everything to move us one step closer to solylent greens man" *big hit on a reefareeno* "oh ya dude u see my new iphone5 so dope!" Troll on troll

    • Not interested

      Shut up

    • RYNO!

      Would all you people please go back to your deepweb or whatever and talk about your stupid down-trodden conspiracy BS there? Thanks!

    • joebagadonuts

      those 350000 weren't americans so…meh.

    • a-nom

      If you live in the US, I really hope you are trying to do better in this world than to complain about things that are out of your control by making some obscure political sentiment on a message board. There are greater things you could do besides this. If you're from outside the US, I hope you're aware that the other powerful countries on this planet are just as responsible for the atrocities that occur in this world. As a US citizen, I understand that the world hates my country; not me, not my family or friends, but the country. We as people (the vast majority of the public in the US) are no different than you…we genuinely care for others, do care that things are wrong in this country and world, and do try to make things better around us, as small as it may be. And it's funny you'd post this here with all the good this site and the community this site hosts does. Take care my friend; be well and do good

      • üäö


      • +1 internets

        Get this guy a kcco or bfm! i couldnt agree more with your statement!

      • eggnog

        F*ck the haters. America does more good for the people in the world than any other country. I am proud of that and always will be.

        • thedude325

          While I disagree with the delivery, you actually are absolutely correct.

        • Rick

          We are the most hated people in the world you moron. You'd know that if you ever left and went somewhere with culture. Wake the fuck up

          • http://twitter.com/MonsterThought @MonsterThought

            I think any politician from any country regardless of nationality are the most hated.

            But yeah America does get a bad rap.

        • ah yup

          You sound stupid

      • just sayin

        No people around the world hate Americans as individuals. I get harassed in any public place i have been in Europe. I realize its quite ignorant but it stiil happens. Im from Canada and believe me its getting worse before it gets better.

    • itslikethis

      #33 You're not the first person to realize this. This however isn't the right forum. Get out of your basement do something about it if you're unhappy #4, Although I'm sure you enjoy the benefits (i.e. the computer you use to research conspiracy theories) of the consumer lifestyle provided by the system you're bitching about to much to really want a change. KCCO

    • Josh

      Here…look deeper into this barrel while I pull the trigger and get rid of another paranoid moron.

    • goon

      Wow man. My whole life is different now. I'm so enlightened.

    • Simon

      The front page of what? A site that is not concerned with news?

      Please never assume that you know where I look for or how I conclude my incoming information. It makes you sound arrogant and ill-educated.

    • AMERICANmullet


      • caleb

        Thumbs up? Is this a re-run of the Family Guy episode where Lois says "911" to get cheers? Sweet fuck, take my life.

      • TheDude

        What more could you want?

        • 'merica

          Brutal fisting porn…. oh wait, no he covered that. My mistake.

      • AMERICANmullet

        Also 3 people dying in a car accident may be a tragedy in your country but here in the old red white and blue thats considered a great day iN NASCAR! Woooooooo god bless johnny cash.

    • Kenneth

      someone slap this guy in the penis

    • joebagadonuts

      what does this have to do with boobs?

  • Parker

    #16 is definitely my favorite

    • sshuggi

      I hate to bring politics into this, but this SOOO matches the current political race in America.

  • steve

    So many quotable quotes! Bravo Chive!

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #35 awesome

    • Kodos

      true enough… I'm gonna go vomit now

  • crustybubblechunks

    #24 It really gives people a chance to see a side of my versatility

    • wantomas

      Hasn't anyone ever noticed this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

    • TheDude

      The iPhone 5 can't turn left

    • ctanzer08

      The iPhone 6 will be codenamed magnum…

  • tv_paul

    #27 Ron Swanson's Great Grandfather?

    • End3r

      Bah, Jason Bateman tells me to eat salad…

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    #15 pounds good to me

    • Taco_Depot

      dare i say an unintentional pun?

      • Obvious Panda

        I think it was intentional, the 'S' and 'P' are on opposite sides of the keyboard

    • ctanzer08

      I see what you did there…

  • Car Ramrod


    Valid point, sir.

  • people

    #22 How true…

  • I-NeeD-$$

    #15 I can't agree more. Stop complaining women.

    • Theresia

      If you all made it worth the effort,, we wouldn't bitch about it… food for thought.

      • frankus

        If you weren't a gross animal we would put more effort in.

      • BLAH

        Also maybe lay off the food for thought

  • Notknowing

    #13 …then why does everyone complain theres not enough time? If everyone lived forever, where would you park?

    • MikeOverHere

      I bet Pratchett forgot he said that.

  • Iceman2509

    Nah, that's just something ugly people say.

    • booyou

      says the guy who's forever alone.

    • JSJ

      I disagree with 21 as well. You gotta be attracted to her!

      • Iceman2509

        I was actually just quoting Jim Carrey from the Movie "Liar, Liar".

        • thedude325

          "The moral of that movie was don't lie…and that's a smart movie"

        • KyleGamgee

          Just the right amount of asshole. Made me smirk, and realize I'm kind of an asshole too.

          Also, I'm fat and ugly, but that's neither here nor there.

          • Maybe

            Fat and ugly? You must take after Samwise.

        • Slim Jim

          actually made me laugh, thanks

        • Woop

          I got you. That line is great.

  • 5eagles

    Steak and eggs and eggs and steak, that's what you should eat for breakfast…

    • http://twitter.com/JHay97 @JHay97

      +1 for the family guy reference

  • Chiver

    #21 gives me hope

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      go ahead and lose that.

  • Iceman2509

    Can somebody name the movie?

    • guest

      I was just about to ask this same question….she looks like a great actress, I might need to check out the movie

      • chris043

        Dont know the name but Celeste Star and Georgia Jones are the "stars". Celeste is the boss and Georgia is the employee who's been a bad girl.

    • Alex
      • Dale

        Wow! A porn savant!

      • guest

        I watched it…and enjoyed it

    • guyonthecouch

      I am more interested on why it is not playing

  • shinystuffrocks

    #8 Also Hired Samuel L. Jackson. Money well spent. Lots of butts needing hanging on to.

    • Draiden

      Except better locks for the kitchen! The goddamned raptors are in the kitchen! What are you going to do about that?!? Raptors+kitchen does not equal cooking velociraptors! It equals death and sheer terror for the poor 5 year old watching your movie and a phobia of going into the kitchen for three years!! You ever think of that?? Because I mean I'm sure that happened to a lot of kids and not just me…

  • Ari

    #5 This explains a lot of the delusional posts I see on my news feed on Facebook…

  • fgbsgb


    This made my fucking day

    • Blake

      same here i laughed so hard. he got stared down at his most vulnerable moment

  • Blahblahblah

    What am I missing? Don't remember that in the movie.

    Phone's ringin' dude.

    • Mr_fn_T

      ….who gives a fuck about the rules

    • Kroose

      I don't get it

    • Logan

      shut the fuck up Donny.

      this pic has become a meme and is used for random sayings.

    • Walter

      Shut the fuck up, Donny!

      You're out of your element.

  • Bath Salty Dog

    I love pictures with words on them

  • Rich


  • CallMe Maybe

    #24 It's glorious!

    • testudo321

      IPhone 5 pic should have the nose larger….

  • thefauqur

    #13 Just blew my mind..

    • Underhill

      Terry Pratchett; one of the modern world's great minds.

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