You are so very awesome (33 Photos)

  • CSTXChiver

    #1 freakin champ right there

    • morethanbeer.

      all the inspirational things in this post, and you go for the one with beer in it..
      how about #3.. that's a champ right there 🙂

      • Yeah

        Fuck you morethanbeer. To each their own.

    • All about the beer

      That takes skill, strength and unusually large hands.

  • Andy


    • John frm Ft Wrth TX

      We all hate you.

    • Mike

      That's a weird way to spell "Im a dumbass."

    • je jueng

      no you're not.

  • bonita chiver

    #1 makin me thirsty

    • twd22285

      These pretzels are making me thirsty!!

  • haters gonna hate

    #21 great drawings.

    • Unfkngblvbl


      On another note, does Ron Swanson really rank up there with BFM though? It seems like he's been put on the same level lately. I'm not hating Swanson, but has he earned BFM status? BFM isn't a character, either.

      • Larry

        My opinion, no he's not on the same level. I think we just enjoy celebrating his opinions, work ethic, comedy, manliness, and of course BACON!!! Parks and Rec is a pretty good show also.

      • The_Dood

        He is in Zombieland.

        • Tag

          Very good call. BFM did play himself in that sweet Zombieland cameo.

    • Fryy

      amazing drawings and…

      DAT EYES

    • caleb

      Bruce Fucking Willis doesn't get any love either. Dude's 60 and is still doing action movies, Nakatomi Plaza t-shirt, asap.

  • Rick

    Pretty awesome, nearly everyone of them 😉

  • Dirtbag

    #18 I got excited until I read the fine print

    • Notknowing

      Dude, isn't that your mom?

      • Dirtbag

        Yeah, so? I'm from the south and my cousin is Honey Boo Boo. Keep it all in the family.

        • it's true

          My grandma was called a lounge singer in her early years. Today we call that a whore

  • crustybubblechunks

    #15 & #19 Awe-inspiring

  • SofaKingAwesome

    #3 #15 #19 Just put my personal "issues" into perspective!

  • Sick350Z

    #24 Very cool #32 Haha Louie is awesome

  • _DoC_

    #4 Well, it's a great way to start…

    • Anthony Daugherity

      No extra toppings. Dine in only.

    • TPM50

      Killing himself would be a great way to start.

  • @nickinwarcal

    Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 kills animals' mothers and can bench press 305 lbs

    • booyou

      because seven ate nine. duhhh!

      • The_Dood

        What did 0 say to 8?
        Where'd you get that belt?

  • gnocco

    #9 Hooray for the Good Doctor! Keep Weird and Chive On

    • The_Dood

      I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

    • Douche

      Fuck you Hunter. Learn arabic? WTF?

  • pepito115

    #24 Awesome, indeed.

    • OhioChiver

      I've had lunch from Subway twice this week just because of this picture. 🙂

  • Hbomb

    Thanks! I think y'all are awesome too! KCCO

    • Notknowing

      …and that's what being a Chiver is all about. Cheers

  • Filthy Carl

    #1 Just got back from Oktoberfest. It was more awesome than a T-rex riding a shark while Journey's "wheel in the sky" is paying as the theme music.

    • Journey sucks

      I used to think Journey was okay, but then I became a bartender. I swear that if I'm forced to listen to one more drunk middle aged woman screech out "Don't Stop Believing" I'm going to slit my wrists with a broken highball glass.

      • Tag

        If you don't find a new job at a bar that shuns karaoke you're going to have a bad time.

  • Stick

    And yet, most people with this kind of hair style get looked down on, passed over for jobs.
    Oh, yeah, people think it's cool, until it 'matters', then they're all stupid dipshits, 'special snowflakes'.

    • hat

      its a hat

      • Stick

        And I'm expanding that to a haircut.

    • mshark

      lookin for a job? he's a kid in that awesome part of life where he doesnt even know he's supposed to give a shit, the best part being he's not supposed to. lighten up there snowflake, it's all good

  • RooFeeOOO

    if more things like #23 happened more often the world might not be so full of douchbags

    • RooFeeOOO

      Dammit I mean #24

      • Facts

        No such thing as a free meal.

  • Lucky Lucy

    #27 Those boots on Kingston look way too big for his feet!

    • Reguillet

      That is on purpus?! I thought that was a homeless girl!

    • booyou

      it's gross you know who this kid is. get a job.

      • Lucky Lucy

        I have a job… thank you. I just happen to also know that it's Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's son… how does that make me seem unemployed? Because I read magazines and surf the internet, suddenly I'm not worthy enough to hold down a job? The fact that you are on this website having the time to comment means you must not have a job either right??

        That seems soooo logical.

        • smallchinaman

          Don't argue with Lucy, her brains are in her tits and they are huge.

        • Fletcher

          Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean…. ypur boobs are huge !

  • sfb101

    #1 Your mother Trebek.

  • Beau

    #21 is Hell hath no fury

    • doit

      looks like her. now do 20 pushups for referencing her dumb name.

    • smallchinaman

      The Chive was better when she was part of the community.

      • hhisdumb

        ha. good one.

      • StarBlazep

        Only if you are stupid enough to fall for her "I'm so smart and humorous and everybody's friend!" bullshit that she likes to feed to the idiots out there.

  • Tony Trolol

    Homeless people deserve nothing

    • Stupid is

      Everyone, even you Tony, deserve Love.

    • AFitC

      You misspelled "have". I'll make a point not to misspell "douchebag".

    • mike

      Why don't you try being homeless before you put the homeless down

    • mshark

      I would like to stay very calm as I smacked you homeless…

    • Brandon L

      I have nothing against homeless people, as long as they stay far away from me and don't expect handouts.

  • Heavydrop

    #21 How much for the Bill Murray Sketch?

    • Ploppy McFartface

      I'm not sure if I want to sell it, cause I kinda love it. DM me on twitter – @grand_dalliance.

  • svp

    what do you chivers think about the halloween shirts?

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #2 This is the iconic scene where he tells his name and the theme are played for the first time. Now I want to watch Dr.No.

    • Big Poppa

      oh thersh shomthing in my teeth?

  • tv_paul

    #16 SExcelsior!

    • Kato

      I'd like to see him and Hugh Hefner fight in a Hell in a Cell match. Stan Lee would win no doubt.

    • Big Poppa

      lookin good Hef

      • Big Poppa

        (that's from Iron Man no haters plz)

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