Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • bacon the 5th

    neato gang

    • Shawny

      #14 your amazing

    • Shawny

      #46 I love you

    • iliketoplay

      Great Shoes. One of the most versatile pairs ever made.

  • EMT Phenom


    • Gmoney

      Still a douche

      • FknNickDuh

        you're the douche for caring if people claim first, or claim not first… douche

    • weaksauce

      haters gonna hate….

    • Yerp

      Please go save some lives and shut up


    #6,#21,#46 Christ these are Priceless.

    • EMT Phenom

      The Chive never lets a man down

    • ps86

      Dear Tif,

      I love you.

      That is all.

    • JMAKK

      I Believe Tif Takes COTY Award Get Her In The Offices NOW!!!!

  • Pedro's Rooster

    #46 All I have to say. Chivettes are getting hotter and hotter

    • Greg

      But can we all agree that girls that look like this have to stop pretending that they don't know they are 10's? It doesn't make you seem humble, just retarded.

      • Morgan Freeman

        Agreed, they know they are beautiful, yet ask if they are Chive worthy? Come on girls, you know youre fine, drop the act.

        • hootie

          if you dolts knew anything you'd know that many (if not most) physically attractive people can be very insecure.

          • goon

            Oh I know exactly what you mean!

          • Hunting

            Tell that to my 8-pack

        • Flash Gordon

          can we all agree that everyone read this comment in Morgan freeman's voice and it made that much more epic.

          • Kato

            stfu Gordon!

    • Nick911

      Agreed, Chive you know what you have to do now. Tif gets her own gallery.

    • http://twitter.com/Savage3O8 @Savage3O8

      smoldering little minx

    • Captain_Kyle

      John a plane ticket is in order don't you think? COTW material!

    • tedstevens

      OMG you guys I can't believe I'm getting tons of attention for being hot on the internets! Haha

    • MylesofStyles

      #41 They're even hotter when they can't run away.

      • weldsoft

        … Jackpot?

    • roadhog0

      Agreed! Down right dime!! COTW for sure, maybe even a ticket to Cali!! She should come to Corvallis πŸ™‚

    • Yerp

      If you are a girl and you send pics to the Chive, you are a confident girl.

    • jim

      #46 Is an all time top 3 on my list of hottest women I've ever seen! Keep them coming!

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #46 My pants just went crazy…

    • TheARfuzz

      Tiff Amazing!

    • kokook

      hey tiff, make a bouncy gif

    • SOhioChiver

      Trust me Tif, we are also speechless. You are beauTIFul
      Looking forward to your future submissions.

  • WB2

    #26 – i just flatlined

    • KCCOinSD

      Well I just hard lined….. dont even know if thats a real thing but I did it

    • Ginger

      There are pills for that sort of thing.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "I've had it with these muthafuckin camera phones at muthafuckin 45 degree angles!"

      It is not artistic, it is annoying to my neck…keep it below 30 degrees please.

      Edit: Nice bewbs though.

      • RooFeeOOO

        When I hear someone call boobs "fun bags" these are the type I picture.

        • SOhioChiver

          also when someone says motorboat

    • Chiver_Sammy

      #26 the top picture looks like orange sherbet. Hand me a spoon…

    • Jezza67

      Shouldn't she be on FLBP?

  • Deb

    #48, #13, #26, #49

    You have to wonder what goes through John's brain when he wakes up? "Today I'm feeling hot chicks and Winnie the Pooh"

    • amrith777

      What's wrong with Winnie The Pooh?Suppose next you'll bag on Big Bird,too!

      • What_Tha

        Yeah! That's Mitt Romney's job!

    • Bluto

      Pooh is a total dick to make the last day of Piglet's life miserable suffering the anguish of losing such a life long friend. #13

      And the identity of #49 must be revealed, as well as her boobs. Preferrably both… of her boobs… and identity… and boobs.

      • Wesley

        I would settle for boobs.

    • MylesofStyles

      Surfing pictures of hot chicks and funny stuff while sitting on the toilet = "Winning the Poo".

      You're welcome.

  • Ryan

    #1 scarred for life

    • Ken

      Yeah, that poor porpoise will never be the same.

    • mittens

      Did it accidentally scare her, or did it do that on porpoise?

    • DickFister

      If you ask me, she's not half bad

      • mittens

        Apparently the crying little girl with a porpoise didn't go over too well…. and now we look like maroons.

        • Bluto


          I think the comments here apply regardless of the shift in photos.

          • mittens

            Ya know, it's a little odd, but it works. Also, boobs. Cheers.

          • PianoFingers

            I didn't realize there had been a shift in photos 'till now

    • zoo

      #1. If you had to choose between the two to take home . . .

      • GwarOmg

        Top, because bewbs!

      • beasty

        Tell you what, I'll take whichever half you don't want. If you get tired of your choice, I'll switch with you. Deal?

    • ps86

      still would

    • FknNickDuh

      Still would

    • guest

      fuck that! FIND HER!!! I'll take either half!!!

      • Jaynugg

        Lucy pinder

    • Kato

      Well at least she can finally smell her own coochie.

    • Schrodinger's cat

      FLBP! And some current back and midsection problems…

    • trickster


      • Jen

        id take the bottom because ass, vag and legs and no mouth for talking! duh! you'd have to teach her how to make a samich with her feet.

  • ryan

    I love the chive and number 46!

    • DeAnna.Michelle

      lemme help you out. #46

      • ryan

        how the hell do you do that?

        • Bluto

          To quote Ric Ocasek… uh oh its magic.

        • Dave

          just put the # sign in front of the number.

          • SOhioChiver

            with no space!

  • bob_the_cook

    #5- Best. Show. Ever.

    • Ace

      Dexter is better.

      • Clark

        That was my exact first thought.

        • TheTruth

          Dexter episodes should have stopped after Season 4.

    • omar

      The Wire is pretty effin sweet as well.

    • AllanA

      "Fuck it, I'm Heisenberg!"

      • DaddyD

        Or Schroedinger's Cat

    • Awesome

      The Shield was best show ever. This one is close, though

    • Thorin Oakenshield

      Great show! Also, Game of Thrones.

    • Lac2501

      pretty good but nothing beats the description of pathetic human life in #32


    #6 That ass is like "syrup on pancakes".Pour it on Sweetheart.

    • Uplim

      I was going to thumb this up. Then I saw that you called her sweatheart. Down

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #46 Her posts just keep getting BETTER and BETTER!!

    • SirCtheIII

      The suicidal thoughts after she broke the heart would be WORTH IT.

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Without a doubt

    • Firefighter23

      Still thinking about her as a Centaur. Centaurs are the shit.

    • fdubzou

      Agree. One of the best looking redheads I've seen.

  • Billy

    peanut butter jelly time

    • ManOHman

      Bed time

  • Mikey


    fuck it, I got misty eyed. love this website

    • Mikey

      There can't be two Mikey's on here, we must duel!

      • DrGarnicus

        MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

        • Mikey too

          Hey I'm Mikey too

          • Mikey

            Me too !!!

            • Woop


      • Chunk&Sloth

        dyoool you must

      • H-Town

        This shall be settled by whoever can eat anything.

        • Dennis Reynolds

          Then were gonna be here a while because all Mikeys are obese.

  • Frank

    Anti-depressants? Yes or no

    • sjd


      • Vent187

        What that ^^ guy said

    • frankie


      • PianoFingers

        That's not even remotely funny, but blatantly offensive! Shame on you!

    • What_Tha


  • bob_the_cook

    #16 KC &FC!

  • boob_cuddle

    #16 #17 fuck cancer!

    • http://twitter.com/Jes__Marie @Jes__Marie

      Thank you!!

      • Fellow

        No offense, but I don't want to hear about your vagina cells being removed at 6:30 in the morning.

        • Jen

          no offense, but we dont want to hear your mouth fucking EVER!

          • fellow

            too fucking bad

  • WhyYes

    #33 those (eyes) are very inviting

    • John Broom

      TeaganJ…You're welcome

    • hi mom

      *that eye

    • TrueDatStory

      Who is she?! i googled Teagan J and got no results

      • nnamjak

        Try TJ Heart. Nsfw.

    • bigjohn

      @tjshousexoxo on the twitter

    • mike

      i love it?

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #17 #26 #41

    I love the DAR on Thurs…Well..Well, every day really. Chive on to all of you, especially 41 πŸ™‚

    • Spencer McTavish

      41 your gorgeous hope you get well soon πŸ™‚

      • http://www.facebook.com/spencer.mctavish.9 Spencer McTavish

        41 your gorgeous hope you get well soon πŸ™‚ from Canada

    • http://twitter.com/Jes__Marie @Jes__Marie

      Thank you πŸ™‚

  • OhioChiver

    #33 That look. Ornery x1000. Nicely done. πŸ˜‰

  • The Zapper

    #25 oh dear god

    • Joe (sephine)

      I got my first period just reading the question!

    • oughtnot

      Wasn't Dear God performed by XTC?

    • TheDude

      Now we are all fucked

    • Anaughtybear

      I don't know what it would be like, since the only one of those two that can sing is Adele. When Taylor Swift comes on the radio, I always think some ten year old kid got loose in the recording studio.

  • RSFan

    #39 what Ron Swanson uses every morning

    • Aaron Dees

      It's actually extracted from Ron Swanson

    • Firefighter23

      Smells like bacon, diesel, lumber, and freedom!

    • Dr_StrangePants



    #46 yes please #49 moar

  • ScootMagroot

    #46 What….3 days later and still incredible! I'd wife her

  • fed

    #46 don't you ever crop pics again. you hear me? NEVER AGAIN!

    • brian

      indeed…she's shy…WHYYYYY

      humble and that amazing….I'm pretty sure she's a real life unicorn.

    • Yerp

      Dear John,
      This girl needs her own post andddddd Chive calendar. Everyone loves her and she kicks Country Girl's ass (no question). Do the right thing. Also, fuck Paula πŸ™‚

      • Jen

        why would you want to fuck paula?

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