Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • The Village Idiot

    HEY, lools like me & Mitt came in 1st!

    • Lisa

      Yes, the debate happened. Could we please, please, keep politics out of here? Yes, I have a preference. I'm not going to force it on any of my fellow chivers. Thank you. And yes, I know the chive themselves put it here with the final pic…but still…please? This is the one place I can just laugh.

      • AwesomeSauce

        Lisa. Shut up. Get back in the kitchen. Your right. Politics don't belong here but that's because we want the T&A instead.

        • Dennis

          You're a complete tool and should not be allowed on the chive. Would your mother like that comment? Or we're you shit out of a monkey vagina? By the way I fucked your mom in the kitchen while your dad ate a piece of pie and watched. KCCO!

          • You're a douche

            Cool story bro.

          • goon

            That escalated quickly.

          • SOhioChiver

            we're is a contraction it is created by joining the words 'we' and 'are'. If you get confused then just replace it with those two words and if it still sounds right then you are probably good.

            I believe the word you were looking for is 'were'.
            You and your (not you're because that is a contraction for the words 'you' and 'are') lover AwesomeSauce are both Tools.

            • aaa

              I wish this site requried a login membership, so certain people could be blocked from it after making stupid comments like the village idiot and awesomesauce up there. THINK ABOUT IT CHIVE. Plus it never lets me login and that angers me.

              • AAA

                you suck

            • ChiverMedic

              Haha, love it. Thank you

          • Dave

            Something tells me your mom wouldn't be happy with your comment either. Break out the soap… er, wait…

        • ChiverMedic

          Wow asshole, I love when someone runs their mouth to make men look even douchier. That totally helps, good work. Sarcastaball.

    • Vinny

      I see what you did there.

    • guest

      actually #1 was first

    • FunKiller

      ….said no one, ever!

    • French Montana

      Haha two idiots! Mitt & I*

  • Still_Counts


    Damn that oceania tag!

    • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

      Where was this? What event?

    • BudHa

      i gotta get me one of those

    • 0331

      I'm going to need more than a 3 sec. gif.

      • Jed

        Here you go:

        • yoav^^^

          thank you!

    • largemophone


    • Levian

      Damn, her happiness and enthusiasm is contagious!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      no hip-swing… 😦

    • http://twitter.com/Savage3O8 @Savage3O8

      she's so incredibly hot. that smile of hers makes her even hotter.

    • Bubba

      17 years old at that time

    • Anzi
    • ugly bitch

      she needs to get punched in her stupid ugly fucking face with fucking stupid smile

  • josephericblair


    • What_Tha


    • Dapper_Dave

      You fail at "first"….and life. Go away.

    • Jeff

      Don't ever come back.

  • EMT Phenom


  • Patroclus

    #27 Salvador Dali was ahead of his time

    • Derp

      Fail #24 smooth move ex-lax

      • The Village Idiot

        Excellent Derp!

    • Livin' Legend

      Every commenter's worst fear!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I dunno…that might some very deep banter for 2 servicemen staring out into oblivion…you never know.

      • Firefighter23

        You ever wonder why we're here?

    • RocCity

      I am smart, but don't understand your reference here. Unless it was non-sequitur to the photo, which I would understand completely.

      Please elaborate.

  • KoalasAreAlwaysCute

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic you Legend!

    • Eric_Le_Awesome

      Not a fan of soccer, but that is some fancy footwork there, and I gotta give props where props are due.

      • JSJ

        I agree, definitely not a soccer fan but I watched that over and over almost as much as I did 25! Sick skills.

    • English Chive

      After it was made impossible for Sweden to progress to the knockout stages of Euro 2012 Zlatan was asked who he thought would win it. His response:
      "I don’t give a shit who wins it now. I’m going on holiday"

      • Rilboy Derdelinger

        Who's da man?? Zlatan, Zlatan!!

    • Child Please

      The Big Swede!

    • Red

      Not a soccer fan but that is epic.

    • HipHipPOOp

      That goal was literally scored in 2004 . . . why is it on this DMA?

      • urriah

        was it awesome?? if yes, then there goes your logic

  • Derp

    #16 How the fuck???

    • EMT Phenom

      If you build it, they will gawk

    • testudo321

      Female driver. That's how!

    • SOhioChiver


    • jreddy23

      Must be the new Fiat…

  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • Big D


    • Marsellus Wallace

      Whip the little fella out…

    • Med

      I've missed you….. welcome back

    • Notknowing

      I assume you are referring to #22?

  • PiratesFan

    #2 I wish that was my kitchen.

    • http://happinessisadrynail.blogspot.com Chandra

      Good luck getting her to make you a sandwich. She doesn;t have shit to eat.

    • SOhioChiver

      she needs to get off the floor and drive her fine ass to the store (no time to get dressed)

    • Child Please

      That bitch is poor as fuck. Somebody fill that fridge. And that….

    • Mike D


    • mopar_man

      No you don't. Your power bill would be huge after she sits there with the door open while she finishes that bowl of strawberries.

  • Moknowsbest

    #11 hilarious

    • Notknowing

      I watched this about 7 times before I noticed buddy landed on his nuts an skidded to a halt…. I'm sure he's thinking 'It hurts so much my friend…Asshole.'

    • WS6

      Local (to me) world champion flatland rider Terry Adams! The one doing the kicking that is. Gif starts around the 5:50 mark.

  • PiratesFan

    #10 Those girls look awfully excited to be sharing a blanket with a pair of severed legs.

    • The Dude

      More for me then.

  • Chester

    Mitt is Shit

    • BLAH

      cool story hipster iphone toting occupy wall street unemployed douche

      • Chester

        Hey dude, I made $145K last year…


        • digitalpimp

          cool story hipster iphone toting occupy wall street douche

    • SOhioChiver

      Look I can do it too
      Chester the molester

    • Notknowing

      Who the hell names their kid Mitt? Is that short for mittens? or Helmit? WTF?

      • Woop

        Valid point. No politics involved here. Just saying. Those over mitts are quite handy….WAIT A MINUTE…

      • #34

        Mitt is his middle name. mind blown?

        • Notknowing

          Nope. You still didn't explain what Mitt is short for. If it's short for anything.

          • EVER USE GOOGLE?

            The meaning of the name Mitt is Diminutive Form Of Milton

            The origin of the name Mitt is American

            Notes: (Willard) Mitt Romney, U.S. Politician. Named after a relative, Milton Romney, whose nickname was Mitt.

    • Looters

      Mitt is THE shit !!!

    • BTME

      Chester the Troll,
      You're just butt-hurt because "O" hit the bowl before the debate….

  • BamaChivette

    #29 You should have a Chivettes-in-pink post since it's Breast Cancer Awareness month!

    • EMT Phenom


    • EMT Phenom

      love a Washington/Bama Chiver

    • EMT Phenom

      love a
      Washington/Alabama Chiver

    • Dunny_

      Excellent idea, maybe work it in with "Burn your Bra" Thursdays.

    • Jim

      can we just show bare boobs? I mean…for cancer awareness.

    • Firefighter23

      Also next week is fire prevention week so all the chivettes….should….be…on fire?

  • http://Thechive.com Push it real good

    #1 uhm sir… Where does the line start for this dance?

    • tralfaz

      Coach where have you been?

    • Big Poppa

      damn now it's stuck half way in

    • REALLY?

      Daily morning creepiness.

    • Yoselahonda

      Man-card revoked!

    • Daniel

      Seen this guy in Las Vegas. Hilarious and creepy at the same time. He hangs out at all the nightclubs.

    • Ken

      Eye contact with the wife, no doubt.

  • Cory_D

    #4 is amazing. Seriously creative and a huge investment of time.

    • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

      And trees.

  • GI Joe

    #10 God those big ass leg tats sure ugly up a pretty girl…….

    • Tiber_Septim

      couldn't agree more

    • ander

      I agree… but I still would

    • SOhioChiver

      I think she is very pretty, to each his own. If you don't have anything nice to say then shut the hell up!

      • Firefighter23

        I read that as slut the hell up. Haha I have no idea what that means.

    • Derby

      You see..that's OK..it's a warning sign on her level of craziness…

  • Havaard

    #11 makes me want to play some old school Road Rash.

    • DrGarnicus


    • doolingbanjoes

      That's a 5 star reference right there. Road Rash was a gem.

    • Guest

      Don't know what that is, but I do know the dude in blue deserves one hellacious beatdown from his victim – once he gets his 'nads out of his throat that is.

  • Web2992

    #35 Worst fucking moderator ever.

    Not to mention neither of the candidates understand how a debate works.

    • BudHa

      I was psyched for the debate…woke up during the post debate analysis. but i do love big bird, and i even like you web2992, but i'm going to fire you

    • Anon

      Politicians intentionally avoid actual debate. It works better for them in their opinion.

      • Jjones

        You didn't watch any of this debate, did you?

    • Hypno

      One of the commentators I heard afterwards said, "And I think we've just seen the DEATH of this style of debate. That was useless." Couldn't agree more.

      • agreeswithyou


    • galf

      yeah he wasn't doing very well as a moderator at all.
      But seriously 2 minutes is not a good format at all. None of the candidates can get off their statements.

    • Chiver_Sammy

      Lets get rid of the replacement moderators & bring back the real ones…

    • jasonB

      Did somebody's candidate do real bad last night?

      • DaBigMachine

        Somebody's candidate is going to NEED Obamacare after the ass kicking they received. I guess the Secret Service can't protect the President from getting killed… in a debate.

        • zzz

          obama got bullied by a candidate who has nothing to lose (see recent polling). romney definitely won the debate, but only by spitting unquantifiable rhetoric and by abusing a meek moderator. that's not debate… that's a battle of whoever yells loudest wins.

          • DaBigMachine

            The only "yells" I heard was from Obama's eyes pleading for mercy. I like how Romney was the one "spitting unquantifiable rhetoric". What was Obama doing? Oh that's right, he was going over his 2008 talking points and saying how, if re-elected, he would continue "daily" fighting for jobs. I guess he'll keep fighting for those jobs on the golf course, celebrity fundraiser/parties and vacations…

            • zzz

              Yes – Presidents go on vacations and golf… as do CEOs and MA Governors. Look at the jobs numbers – they are pretty fucking good compared to 2008. I place people in jobs for a living and business is pretty damn great.

              • You Know It

                The new job numbers "reported" may look good. After analyzing the total jobs lost reveal a net loss in jobs.

                • Indeed

                  Oh the conspiracy theorists are out! Too bad Romney had to lie his way through this debate.

      • term of one

        Somebodies candidate isn't worth a shit without his teleprompter.

        The VP debate will be pure comedy, cant wait for the gaffe machine to fire up..

    • nouu

      Actually it looked like OBAMA didn't understand how a debate works. Don't be mad because failbama looked like the joke we all know he is.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #25 hot! and awesome

    • dfasdfgdsafg

      I watched this for 4 minutes straight

      • llcoolj

        4 minutes pretty fast

  • Kenny4prez

    #15 Someone call James Cameron so he can raise the bar…

    • SOhioChiver

      I got number 6.
      Applaud is to yes as slap is to no.

  • ander

    Oh.. my… steampunk… god #20

    • Kells Bells

      Ok…the design is freaking awesome. But WHY would you use a P.O.S. like Acer in something this awesome?!?!?!?!?

  • Z3njack

    #25 hell yes

    • Jason

      truer words have never been spoken

    • SOhioChiver

      is it the smile?

      • Lev

        And complete lack of duckface.

    • Notknowing

      She's just so adorably cute. Full of energy and life.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #35 I can't believe "The View", "David Letterman", the "Pimp With the Limp Radio Show", and a Vegas road trip didn't sharpen the President's debating skills. Some men just want to watch the embassies burn…while chillin' out in Las Vegas.

    • Iceman2509

      Nice! Do you think those topics will be covered during the next two debates?

    • sheoncebelieved

      Well Done! Standing applause to you Sir/Madam.

  • Chris

    #25 I've been boning up on my Greek mythology, and if we ever meet and race for your hand in marriage, then I've got an armload of golden apples to trick you with.

    In other news, no one will get my reference. I blame only being able to remember useless shit.

    • Hypno

      Atalanta… I get it. Chill out.

    • Wisti

      It's an extremely common story…if you hadn't added the "I'm the only one who's ever read a book" line then your comment would have made me very happy.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      they're acacias and you are a fag.

    • Homer Simpson

      I am smart…S-M-R-T…

  • Loki

    #25 Sometimes I wish I was a relay baton.

    • Jason

      I wish i was that Oceania tag

      • HerBoyfriend

        Those are such creative thoughts. I guess I'm simple. I just wish I was her boyfriend.

        • Anon

          I wish I was you when you got your wish… Sucker.

          • Pokes

            Well played, sir.

        • Loki

          That's a good point. Good luck to you sir.

    • Dirty ol bird

      I wanna be her camel toe..

      • Loki

        I think, I'm not sure though but if I'm not mistaken that would make you a hungry beaver. But if that's what you want to be than who am I to judge?

      • smallchinaman

        Does that mean you want to be stuffed with a cock?

    • voodoo285

      I want to be the rain that gets to run all over her.

      Now thats a dream…..

    • chiverX

      this one time, at relay camp..

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