I do what I want (27 Photos)

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Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • Shabooms

    #25 "give me the goddamn soap!"

    • adum

      hah this was the only picture that made me laugh out loud

    • North

      Bite it. Make him look like a dick

    • Tim

      Awesome prank, Farva.

    • dragon2777

      HA greatest movie reference ever

    • ab dirty

      Better than the shit u pull mack.

    • ktmsandwitch

      this one made my day haha

  • ChivetteHeather

    #12 I have wanted to do this SO MANY times!

    • Guesty McGuest

      That's why this thread is called "I do what I want". Instead of "I don't do what I want" or "I do what everyone else wants me to do".

    • Mike Hunt

      It's even better when you get to stare down the asshole who blocked the pump when they get in thier car

    • FunKiller

      Well hopefully this pic has inspired you to do the same next time some pump-blocking a$$hole does this.

      • Pirate

        I automatically thought of (because it is a Safeway gas station) that this is 2 cars filling up using the same discount card. The pump blocking thing now seems equally likely though.

      • ChivetteHeather

        I just might have to

        • FunKiller

          Pics or it didn't happen! ;-)

    • lat297

      And the number of times idiots cause a queue because that *have* to have a pump on the correct side of their car… How many times? Those things reach both sides!

      • Dan

        They most certainly do not reach both sides, maybe if your driving a tiny compact.

    • Chiver

      I want to do you so many times heather.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #23 Hello ma'am can I help you???

    • brandon

      can we get a gif lol

  • spaceace

    I'm high.

  • RooFeeOOO

    #10 is the parent of the kid I want to punch in the face everyday.

    • GalvatrazChiver

      Looks like the same car from the school bus video, that is one horrible driver.

  • dinnerfat

    my first FIRST!
    #12 and #14 are regular occurences

    • Woody

      Your worst first, buckethead

  • Pedro

    I want this.

    I do what I want….

    • Unfkngblvbl

      She can do whatever she wants, when she wants to and how the fuck she wants to do it.

    • Macro

      Looks like a great new trend. Ladies, you know what to do!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      Violaceousgirl has theChive on lock

    • DoubleNickelJP

      Hoping she wants to turn around and send another pic.

  • AssClown

    #14 For Paula_'s ass.

    • back2worknow

      Who are you kidding… she doesn't wipe her ass!

    • SaxMan

      Wait. She knows how to use the toilet?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tracy.haile.718 Tracy Haile

    #13 very handsome!!

    • Med

      Tracy, you may visit your website @ theberry.com

      • Garret

        Why would you try and steer a lady away from the Chive, especially if she interested in a Chiver? This is the sort of thing we should all encourage (well that and more yoga pants post). KCCO.

        • Tracy

          Great point. Thank you for your support. :)

      • HatBomb

        Also, Tracy is hot, so she definitely gets to do what she wants. It's the undeniable hot chick rule.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tracy.haile.718 Tracy Haile

        I'm sure with you being the smart person you are, you already know that theBerry is not even close to being as entertaining as the chive. Thank you for the suggestion but I do what I want.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #17 If it fits, I shits

  • http://twitter.com/JBCrazylife @JBCrazylife

    #22 ummm I seemed to have dropped something, would you mind picking it up?

  • chicago

    #25 the hell?!. btw fix the caulking
    #22 ok it works. still took 1.5 hours to dress

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #22 @Violaceousgirl
    Yeah you do!

  • What_Tha

    #22 FLBP's? Nice…

  • mazzie

    #25 yuck ……vomit!

  • JoAnna

    #18… Love SFA!!

    • Paul

      School for alcoholics

    • Reddit2012

      He's not even using a driver…… Lame

    • mo b

      Axe'm Jacks Baby!!!!!!! SFA (Sex Fun n Alcohol)

  • Popowich

    #27 He doesn't give a what?

    • MoMeRob

      Love Legend of Korra!

      • Daniel Tosh

        best show

    • reclaimer

      Mako doesnt give a fuuuh

  • Vlackattack

    #21 Cincinatti OH?? Only thing that came up when I used google maps.

    • David Melvin

      I am the one who took this photo its in Dover, Delaware.. The moment i seen it i said to myself this is chive material.. I do what i want

    • Jeremy

      New castle delaware

    • knaimoli

      Clearly Delaware. Delaware License plate. And I have seen much worse in Delaware.

      • knaimoli

        I'm pretty sure that they just bought that at the Farmer's Market (which is the best people watching).

  • Seldi84

    #22 it works. Moar is needed for verification.

  • tv_paul

    #22 But does she go commando?

    • Kato

      She can go commando anytime.

  • NoFuksToGive

    #17 Wrong slot to get zapped O.o

    • IgotUrFuk

      That's what she said!

  • crazyk85


    Chimy's!!!! Wreck 'Em Tech!!!

  • Brandon

    I prefer neither #22.

  • socalmarti

    #14 Happens every time there's too much month at the end of my money! ;)

    • Timmy T

      well played

  • hafnium10

    #22 Take it off and let me look at it so i can tell! :)

    gorgeous young lady you could MOAR her

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