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October 4, 2012 |
In: Funny, Owned
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Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.
Category: Funny, Owned
#25 "give me the goddamn soap!"
HA greatest movie reference ever
Awesome prank, Farva.
Bite it. Make him look like a dick
hah this was the only picture that made me laugh out loud
Better than the shit u pull mack.
this one made my day haha
#12 I have wanted to do this SO MANY times!
Well hopefully this pic has inspired you to do the same next time some pump-blocking a$$hole does this.
I just might have to
Pics or it didn't happen!
I automatically thought of (because it is a Safeway gas station) that this is 2 cars filling up using the same discount card. The pump blocking thing now seems equally likely though.
And the number of times idiots cause a queue because that *have* to have a pump on the correct side of their car… How many times? Those things reach both sides!
They most certainly do not reach both sides, maybe if your driving a tiny compact.
I want to do you so many times heather.
It's even better when you get to stare down the asshole who blocked the pump when they get in thier car
That's why this thread is called "I do what I want". Instead of "I don't do what I want" or "I do what everyone else wants me to do".
#23 Hello ma'am can I help you???
can we get a gif lol
#10 is the parent of the kid I want to punch in the face everyday.
Looks like the same car from the school bus video, that is one horrible driver.
my first FIRST!
#12 and #14 are regular occurences
Your worst first, buckethead
I want this.
I do what I want….
She can do whatever she wants, when she wants to and how the fuck she wants to do it.
Looks like a great new trend. Ladies, you know what to do!
Violaceousgirl has theChive on lock
Hoping she wants to turn around and send another pic.
#14 For Paula_'s ass.
Who are you kidding… she doesn't wipe her ass!
Wait. She knows how to use the toilet?
#13 very handsome!!
Tracy, you may visit your website @ theberry.com
I'm sure with you being the smart person you are, you already know that theBerry is not even close to being as entertaining as the chive. Thank you for the suggestion but I do what I want.
Also, Tracy is hot, so she definitely gets to do what she wants. It's the undeniable hot chick rule.
Why would you try and steer a lady away from the Chive, especially if she interested in a Chiver? This is the sort of thing we should all encourage (well that and more yoga pants post). KCCO.
Great point. Thank you for your support.
#17 If it fits, I shits
#22 ummm I seemed to have dropped something, would you mind picking it up?
#25 the hell?!. btw fix the caulking
#22 ok it works. still took 1.5 hours to dress
Yeah you do!
#22 FLBP's? Nice…
#25 yuck ……vomit!
#18… Love SFA!!
He's not even using a driver…… Lame
Axe'm Jacks Baby!!!!!!! SFA (Sex Fun n Alcohol)
School for alcoholics
#27 He doesn't give a what?
Mako doesnt give a fuuuh
Love Legend of Korra!
#21 Cincinatti OH?? Only thing that came up when I used google maps.
New castle delaware
Clearly Delaware. Delaware License plate. And I have seen much worse in Delaware.
I'm pretty sure that they just bought that at the Farmer's Market (which is the best people watching).
I am the one who took this photo its in Dover, Delaware.. The moment i seen it i said to myself this is chive material.. I do what i want
#22 it works. Moar is needed for verification.
#22 But does she go commando?
She can go commando anytime.
#17 Wrong slot to get zapped O.o
That's what she said!
Chimy's!!!! Wreck 'Em Tech!!!
I prefer neither #22.
#14 Happens every time there's too much month at the end of my money!
#22 Take it off and let me look at it so i can tell!
gorgeous young lady you could MOAR her
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