I don’t even know what’s right anymore (33 Photos)

  • dan

    i love cats…. i love every kinda cat

    • dan


      • vagina


        • StuBABY


    • Gordonfan24

      I used a few of them for shark bait. The fucking sharks spit the nasty bastards out.

  • Benji

    not first

    • üäö


  • http://www.facebook.com/dominic.matteo.1 Dominic Matteo

    #1 this is not the door you were looking for

    • reaperMEDIC

      I'ts Mordor than not.

    • StuBABY

      What door?

  • twoedges

    #23 oh the humanity!

    • SOhioChiver

      bad doughnut, no cop

    • Dave

      You bastards!

    • kylecali

      homer simpson just went on a violent rampage.

    • Lensver

      Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  • Sick350Z

    #4 I'm guessing her feet are white based on the fading.

    • Mak

      Im sure that gorilla gives some good head

      • StuBABY

        You have fun with that.

    • MylesofStyles

      I'm guessing that I won't read a funnier comment in quite some time. Brilliant.

    • DirtNasty

      Zero likes were given that day.

    • billyjack13

      Man, that's nasty…..

  • Shabooms

    #24 baldof polkter

  • GatOner

    #23 But…But…But why?!

    • Schnizz56

      My heart aches a little 😦

      • ChivetteHeather

        😦 nooo

    • Gallus

      They were probably stale. But they coild have sold them as day old, or, better still, given them to a homeless shelter. But, many of the folks who work in the shops are not among America's best and brightest.

  • Anonymous

    #4 I just told my wife we can’t have sex for at least a week. Thanks Chive!!!

  • Farrari

    #31 I lol'd

  • PeyKonzloas
  • cooktiludrop

    black paint!!! hahahahah!!!

  • N2MotoX

    #4 I just told my wife we can't have sex for at least a week. Thanks Chive!!!!

    • El_Hefe

      She's ready

    • _DoC_

      Is that your wife?

      • listen lady


    • MylesofStyles

      No woman should have to wait that long. Tell your wife to call me.

  • savagecabbage

    #4 i'm going to be violently sick

  • twoedges

    #29 i think all pedo jokes especially ones like this are very unchive worthy. this post is no longer funny. you suck, alec.

    • Double Tree

      I tried to make this point in a previous post, twoedges. A Chive employee will attempt to "take you to task" like they did me in a long-winded reply justifying this type of "humor." I didn't bother to get into a debate with them because it was so disgusting and disappointing. I love the Chive, but posts like the one you pointed out, are just plain wrong. Some things just shouldn't be joked about.

      • Tom

        It's from a bit called "Unnecessary censorship". The humor is that there's really nothing going on, that's why it's unnecessary. Do you get it now?

        • Double Tree

          It's not that I don't get the joke…I am a fan of unnecessary censorship type jokes. I guess it's just me, but some things in life are sacred, and one of those is the innocence of a child. Of course I know that the gif if censored in a way that makes an innocent thing look dirty. Maybe none of you that are thumbing down and replying negatively (not you, but others) don't have kids of your own or just don't give a crap about them, I dunno. If it was your kid in the gif, would you think differently? Call me lame or what you will, but pedo type humor is not funny to me.

          • Tom

            So don't laugh. That's the end of it. Not funny = not laugh. There's no victim here. That girl isn't traumatized and Grover is a puppet. In fact when that girl grows up (if she hasn't already) she is going to laugh at the same thing. Would it make you feel better if you knew that she finds it funny too?

            Unless of course Grover actually did assault this child, in which case I owe you an apology.

            • Double Tree

              I understand quite fully that the gif is unnecessarily censored. Don't patronize me, Tom. Of course the gif is absurd, I get it. What isn't funny is what it insinuates and portrays as a direct result of the implied joke. So, what is funny about what the joke implies? Would you like it if the gif was of your 5 year-old daughter and all of the Chive was having a good laugh over how outrageous it would be for her to give a hand job to a muppet? Some things are just outright sick, and this kind of humor is straight-up morally wrong (and it's something that is becoming a trend at the Chive, unfortunately). And to address your 2nd comment, get off your self-righteous soapbox. I never said, "you suck, Alec." Regardless of who made the gif, Alec posted it and thought it Chive-worthy. It is absolutely laughable and insane that you refuse to believe that the CHILD in the sexually-insinuiating gif you posted is victimized, but you cry out for justice when the guy who posted it is called out. Give me an effing break. I absolutely love the Chive and visit it throughout the week. It is a great escape from the workplace and the community is usually pretty chill. Pedo comedy….? Sorry, I just don't get why a sane adult would laugh at such a thing. I bid you good day.

              • Double Tree

                I just realized you weren't referring to me about the "you suck, Alec" call-out after re-reading the initial comment on this thread. Regardless, my point stands. On a side note, I don't think the Chive would stoop to the level of say, making fun of the victims of the Batman shooting in CO, am I correct? So why wouldn't you do that? Because they are innocent and don't deserve to be made fun of, right? Why doesn't that stand true for a child? Somewhere out there, she has parents/family who love her, but some sick person made a gif that insinuates an adult sexual act. The Chive thought it was worthy of posting about. I love to laugh and come to the Chive mainly for that purpose. It disturbs me to no end that Pedo jokes are all the rage and fellow Chivers are up in arms defending that sick brand of "comedy." The Chive sticks up for those injured in our military, those with cancer, paraplegics, and children that are hospitalized, on a regular basis. That is the Chive I love…But in the same day The Chive posts pedo humored jokes? That doesn't make any sense to me. Anyways, I'm done….

          • Tom

            I also find it rude of you to say "You suck, Alec". A guy who administrates a joke website that hosts funny pictures including a .gif that he himself did not create, the source material of which comes from a Jimmy Kimmel production, paid for by the ABC Network, a Walt Disney company.

            • Turrebo

              So if I make fun of Hitler's victims and someone is offended by that, I can shrug it off saying "hey, I didn't start the war!".

              Twoedges' and Double Tree's arguments are valid. There's nothing funny about pedophilia.

              • MikeOverHere

                Well, not funny ha ha.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

      jesus christ shut up both of you

      • Truth

        You have no soul.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          no one has a soul dipshit

          • Truth

            Good luck with that.

    • SnakemanDan85

      U big fuckin babies get over it!!

      • Ass Backwards

        Don't you find it a bit odd that you went out of your way to post in favor of pedo related images? I dunno, call me crazy, but how freaking backwards has society become? …..disturbing…..

    • boo hoo

      So because this offended you, it should offend the rest of the world? I laughed, the ridiculousness is what makes it funny. Do you really think she is giving Grover a handy?? Um thinking your hard drive needs a second look. Get over it, and move on.

      • twoedges

        i think my point of view is skewed because i work with children, many that are victims of sexual abuse. I don't think the Chive should one day be the good guy (Taylor Morris) then the next day show an image of a 7 year old girl doing sexual things to a sesame street character. There are not many things in life I take very seriously, but this I do. This is my opinion. If you don't like it call me a crybaby, thumb me down and Chive On.

    • penguin slayer

      she's only tugging off a puppet! we've all been there right? someone back me up please.

      • Boo

        Hell yeah, I put a sock puppet over my dick all the time. Then I pretend like I'm giving the puppet a massage or choking it depending on my mood. Best part … the clean up is already done.

        • Drunkendave

          I only use 100% lycra. Tried wool once. That was a fuck up.

    • socalmarti

      I LOLed soooo hard, I guess it's because I DON"T have pervy thoughts about children. It's kinda when they do that unnessecary cencorship bit on that one late night show! Grover's face! Hahahaha! 😀

    • bordertown

      This obviously aired on tv for kids to watch. Someone took the clip, blurred out the hand, and made it into a gif. nothing wrong is happening here but because the hand is blurred your own dirty sick fucked up mind turned it into something pedo. Chive is awesome. Kcco.

    • RocCity

      You have a point. However, right to uninhibited free speech, including something that makes you sick, is more important. Just the way it is.

      • Tom


    • Preston

      I hate people like you

    • professor


  • oqsig99

    Ankle biting is a mofo. #16

  • Sick350Z

    #33 Haha glad I didn't see the end first

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Thanks for the laugh!!

      • pbb05

        what is this from? looks funny…

        • TetmonIV

          Note the position of his thumbs. Would have hurt badly if he actually got it closed.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #32 Oh man, I never laughed so hard.

  • BGrimsleyII

    #17 is pure genius

    • tha next zane

      yea this one is tops

  • weldsoft

    #13 Seems legit

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      its like voting!

  • reclaimer

    #9 better be kidding or i will feel like i wasted a lot of time on that freakin show haha

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #17 Not only did he grow a beard when he sneezed…a phone grew on the wall behind him…

    • ezp

      I think the phone is always there, just not centered the same as he was in previous photos.

  • lat297

    #33 had me actually laughing out loud. Not that fake 'Lol' stuff, the real deal.

    • Matty

      Why does it have to be the black tall guy hahah

  • VCB

    There's a guy at work with a hairstyle like this. Except it's his actual hair (or a rubber helmet) and it's more pathetic than funny.

  • misschris


  • Dusty

    #23 This is what Dunkin Donuts does at the end of the day. If you are resourceful, then you can buy them at a discounted price before they go in the trash. You can also offer to take out the other trash if they give you the doughnuts before they hit the trash can. Me and my buddies have walked out of DD with 90 free doughnuts just for taking out the trash. College is a good time to learn life lessons.

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